Sunday, May 04, 2014

Blind Item #1

This married A list talk show host was at the White House Correspondent's Dinner last night but he spent the entire day in a hotel room with his mistress. He made his wife stay back home.

56 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Matt Lauer?

StewMcG said...

Matt Lauer?

sandybrook said...

Sean Hannity

Violet said...

When your husband 'makes' you stay back home rather than take you to a top knotch dinner, I would have thought you might just have an inkling that he's probably up to no good.

Lady Heisenberg said...

We cool as long as this isn't Joel McHale...

Jessi said...

Right Violet?!? Like um so that's code your boinking someone else. Was Jimmy Fallon there?!

TalksTooMuch said...

I heard from impeccable sources that it is indeed Mr. McHale. Sigh. So gross. I thought he was one of the good ones.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Le sigh. That's exactly what I feared, TTM...

Brea Lowe said...

Awwwww damn it! I love Joel McHale. (It is absolutely ongodly to be up at this hour. At least I can sneak some pancakes for breakfast.) Good morning everyone

N. Twinkie said...

Matt Lauer is not a talk show host. The Today Show is a news show, even if it's used very loosely.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Good morning Brea. Enty really just took a shit in my cereal with this one. Joel was my first thought but I pray this is Matt

derek harvey said...

Maury! Maury! Maury!

Megan said...

But would we call Joel McHale a "talk show host"? I'll just keep telling myself it's not him...

Brea Lowe said...

Good morning Lady H!

Brea Lowe said...

Joel hosted the soup on E

Linda K said...

Joel McHale's wife was there last night. Plus, he's not a talk-show host - the Soup isn't a talk-show.

Tricia Shaw said...

Joel mcHale now officially an actor.,sometimes stand up.
Breathe ladies, I love him too...
Fallon, unfortunately

Renoblondee said...

I'll go with Fallon

Melissa of Grand Island said...

Seth Myers

Melissa of Grand Island said...

Barbara Walters or Ronin Farrow?

TalksTooMuch said...

I didn't want to believe it, either, everyone. But I heard it from someone who was there

David Howes said...

Joel McHale is trying to go the way of Greg Kinnear! While hosting last night, Spiderman 2 was on another channel. (He played the creepy guy trying to get in Mary Jane's pants!)

Mango said...

If it's that douche Matt, home for his wife is a mansion in the Hamptons. If you were her, where would you rather be?

Pen-a-lope said...

Knee Pads posted a article about Joel McHale at the White House Correspondent's Dinner. That would be my guess.

QueenAnne Guido said...

TTM noooooooo Not the Pride of Seattle Joel McH!

Cary Gaul said...

Joel isn't a talk show host.

SusanB said...

We watched the WHCD last night for OBama's and McHale's talks (it was on CSPAN and CNN). Obama was good - pretty funny for someone whose main occupation isn't being a comedian. McHale was just awful (and I really like him on The Soup, don't watch Community). His jokes were poorly written and even more poorly delivered. It was like he just wrote some stuff down at the last minute. Most of the time he was just reading it, not making eye contact with the audience. Here's a link discussing it: http://www.deadline.com/2014/05/white-house-correspondents-dinner-2014-live-blog/ (sorry, don't know how to make a clicky). Evidently Fallon had been offered the job but couldn't do it so he wasn't there. I have no idea who the subject of this blind is, however.

sugarbread maker said...

someone on fox news??

bootsm said...

Who is your source? Michelle? Please. Mc hale is not A list

Sillygurl said...

Maybe the blind is someone else but that just means two piece of shits attended that party.

TalksTooMuch said...

I wasn't gonna say, but your ridicule has drawn it out of me. My source is Obama

also, no way is Joel McHale not A list. Psst

TalksTooMuch said...

Iknorite, Guido?? I don't like it either. Let's light a candle

EvieShackles said...

Stephen Colbert

Tina Mallette said...

Yes Evie unless we can find another suspect, please not my Stephen LOL. I don't think McHale qualifies.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Joel McHale's wife was there and photographed with him.

Seven of Eleven said...

I'm going with Lauer. McHale's not known so much anymore for talk show hosting as he is for starring in a network tv show. #SaveCommunity, #SixSeasonsAndAMovie, and #OccupyNBC were all over Twitter for a while.

Tina Mallette said...

Colbert was at the head table good excuse for the wife to stay home you know.

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Sherry said...

So Fallon wasn't there, The Soup and The Colbert report are not talk shows. I don't have have a good idea but was hoping to eliminate some people here who want their idols preserved.

Tina Mallette said...

Carson Daly was there.

Sherry said...

*eliminate for some people who want their idols*
Still trying to wake up after yesterday's drunken fish fry.

EvieShackles said...

I think of Stephen Colbert as a talk show host... not to mention he's taking over for Letterman.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Interesting, I was going to post the link with the picture of McHale and his wife, but it has been deleted. I'm not sure what to make of that.

LowKey said...

The Soup is a clip show. The Colbert Report is a "satirical television program" according to IMDB. So neither are talk shows.
Stephen will be a talk show host, but he isn't one yet.

Unknown said...

Was Craig Ferguson (who once hosted the event) there last night? Reading his autobio, which is pretty much a hoot. Hate to think it's him....

sugarbread maker said...

i just rewatched the whcd and lauer was there alone.

texas rose said...

Mchale still hosts the soup on E but that is definitely not a talk show. They make fun of clips from talk and other shows.

Scallywag said...

Joel McHale's wife Sarah Williams was there:
http://www.gettyimages.com/Search/Search.aspx?contractUrl=2&language=en-US&family=editorial&assetType=image&ebd=2014-05-03&p=Joel+McHale

Susan Crawfy said...

kneepads?

Studio54 said...

"kneepads" perfectly describe mainstream celebrity based media like People mag, Us weekly, Entertainment Tonight, Extra. There's NO journalistic integrity there NONE. It's boot licking, ass kissing non journalism, as if written by publicists at it's rock bottom worst. Enty and this site IS real journalism, IS gutsy and truth telling.

Seven of Eleven said...

Enty and this site IS real journalism, IS gutsy and truth telling?!!!

I don't know if your dictionary is in Esperanto or what, but writing about tween starlets being abused and molested, naming the girls but not the perpetrators, and then labeling it as a blind item - this is a far cry from hard-hitting, or even actual, journalism.

RowdyRodimus said...

@David Mchale didn't play the creep trying to get in MJ's pants in Spidey 2, he played a bank officer that Aunt May and Peter were talking to when Doc Ock attacked. When the gold coins went flying everywhere, he tried to pocket one and Aunt May slapped his hand and made him drop it.

Aoife said...

Lauer or Hannity.

Lydia Bennett said...

George Stephanopolos

di butler said...

Where In The World Is Matt Lauer's Cock? :)

di butler said...

This is not McHale. As for his performance, it wasn't bad, the jokes were all well structured/relevant/delivered fine, the issue was the venue isn't hospitable to that type of comedy, it's a notoriously hard room, and the press take their cues from the Pres/1st lady. Obama smiles and laughs, but is well known for not enjoying jokes at his expense. It creates tension in the room. Clinton was even worse, oddly enough, W and Al Gore are the easiest.