Monday, May 12, 2014

Blind Item #5

This former A list rock star turned reality star was spotted furiously digging through his trash cans this week. There he was, out on Benedict Canyon in his pajamas looking for the book which contains thousands of photos of the women he slept with over the years. Apparently his wife threw it away. He got it back though.

28 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Gene

Tricia Shaw said...

Brett...he finally married baby mama I think

Seven of Eleven said...

Can you just picture Sharon Osbourne cackling as Ozzie digs through banana peels and cat litter to find his silver linings playbook?

Renoblondee said...

Brett.

TalksTooMuch said...

Gotta be Gene Simmons

Miss Demeanor said...

Gene Simmons

Violet said...

7 I thought of Ozzy too - although I can't believe that he'd actually have managed to fool any other woman into sleeping with him for at least the last 20 years. It would be like having sex with your dementia ridden grandpa.

headrot said...

OT: who wants to write my research paper for me? :)

OneEyeCharlie said...

Scan them and keep them up on Google Drive. Are they all techophobes?

Countess Eden said...

Gene lives on Ben Canyon Dr

Countess Eden said...

Dammit kwig

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Yesssss, Countess! Does this make up for my earlier Joy Behar guess? Cuz I'm not taking that back.

LJNDawson said...

I've seen that book. Every so often he trots it out to a book publisher in the hopes of publishing it. It's not even a book, really - it's a very large black portfolio with a zipper.

Sunshine said...

He is super creepy. Why do women want that stankiness on them?

Sherry said...

Sunshine, having met Gene oh so briefly about 22 yrs ago I can tell you he's a very charming man. And funny.

I was temping at a record company and he and Paul came in. Offered them something to drink and Gene accepted some water (Paul said nothing at all. He then proceeded to have a cute conversation about the bird whistlers on Johnny Carson the night before. Very nice guy.

hothotheat said...

I don't think Ozzy kept photos......I don't think Sharon EVER let's Ozzy out of her sight.

I think this is Gene but I would think, given his reputation, this would not surprise her npr would she be bothered enough to throw those book away.

B626 said...

Yes don't know why this is a blind. Everyone knows about the book. He's especially proud of the picture he took of a nun after he deflowered her.

Megley said...

Shannon would not be surprised about the book, if this is Simmons. She used to do three-ways with Hefner--it's in HER book. She got him to marry her, so I don't think this is them.
Going with Douche Michaels.

fancyscreenname said...

I like gene

Tina Mallette said...

I thought this was covered on his reality show a few years ago, that Shannon said as a condition of getting married because remember Gene got caught cheating he had to get rid of his collection of photos of all of his hookups and I thought he had relented at that point though would not put it past him to dig them back out.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I would have wrapped in tbe dog droppings, along with his Viagra and his spray hair in a can. Then I'd head for The Gallaria.

RowdyRodimus said...

Gene, he's talked about that book in hundreds of interviews.

NomNom83 said...

I think I saw this episode of HIMYM...

anon said...

I believe Brett Michaels lives in AZ so not him. Going w/Simmons - ick

MadLyb said...

I'm sure they filmed it, too. I like the Simmons family, but their "reality" show is very scripted.

Dingle Barry said...

If our Count can't be porn star and human tripod, Ron Jeremy please, please, please let him be Gene Simmons.

RowdyRodimus said...

@Dingle, I'm pretty close to being Gene Simmons when it comes to oral appendages.

di butler said...

Wigs nailed it. Gene lives in BC.