Monday, May 19, 2014

Blind Item #8

This A+ list entertainer(singer) started having sex in a restaurant bathroom with a guy she has been seeing for about a week. When she realized people were looking at her through cracks in the door of the stall though she pulled down her skirt and shirt and silently walked out leaving her guy standing there with his pants down when the door opened.

32 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Katy P!!!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Katy Perry
(Sorry Reno)

texas rose said...

Taylor Swift

Violet said...

Katy/Gaga/Madonna/Lorde

Bacon Ranch said...

Miley?

But hahahahahahahhahahahha at the guy. I hope people laughed and pointed.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Could be Ri but I doubt Ri would stop. Sorry Reno. Where does Diplo fit into this?

Violet said...

Why are people looking through the cracks. That's rude. In England people would just pretend they couldn't hear anything going on, whistle a bit, wash their hands and leave.

Kno Won Uno said...

I'm obviously very bitchy today -
So, she pulls down her skirt, opens the door and walks out and he's still standing there with his d!ck in his hand?
It's Casper, isn't it?

Froggy England said...

Classy chick,

Renoblondee said...

Hey, a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

Lady Heisenberg said...

If Katy is with Diplo, this may be Madonna, who is all cleavagey in the DM

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

"Where does Diplo fit into this?"

Lady Heisenberg said...

There are only a handful of A+ list singers (Katy, Madonna, Brit, Ri, Swift- I think that's it) according to Enty, so there really aren't many options when you narrow it by bf etc

Seven of Eleven said...

Ah, decorum.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I am obsessed with that gif. Thanks babe

texas rose said...

But its my stapler, my stapler.

Seven of Eleven said...

I think I might be some kind of special because I wondered what giant lego blocks had to do with restroom naughty time.

Steampunk Jazz said...

i'm not a germaphobe but this stall sex crap makes my skin crawl.
...unless the place was REALLY clean and um...in the handicapped where the bars would be a plus...
But STILL!

Violet said...

Especially when Count's been weeing on the cistern Steamy.

Steampunk Jazz said...

I have heard this referenced about the Count, Thank God I missed the original discussion. Bodily functions are not a turn on for me...:/

texas rose said...

Steampunk - I think he said he pees on the tank because he knows people will sometimes do lines on the top and the thought of them snorting his dried urine also is amusing. I see his point.

TalksTooMuch said...

I thought the same thing, Seven! I was just staring at my MegaBlocks in horror!

TalksTooMuch said...

While I would really REALLY like this to be Katy Perry because I kinda like her and gawd knows she probably needs a palate cleanse after Pooper McGee, I can't see her acting like this. Kesha, totally.

Count Jerkula said...

I'm not hoping they are snorting off dry urine, I am hoping they are loaded & not paying attention, so they dump out their blow into a puddle of piss.

I don't do that in every bar I'm in, just ones where I can tell there are a huge amount of coke heads. I was in a strip club years ago, on a Sunday night, and I would say out of the 35 people in there, the one bartender and I were the only ones not coked up. I knew the 2 different guys in there selling. My one friend brought them together so they could price fix and sample the other guys stuff for future dealings. I pissed all over the top of the toilet tank that night.

Put that shit in a dollar bill and do bumps out of that, especially coke. Meth is a little tougher to do out of a dollar, cause if it is strong and chopped into a fine powder, its gonna burn the fuck outta you if honk a bump to hard. I got ghost pains from my last time partaking, just thinking about it. Atleast the hard burn facilitates moderation. I still have that dollar w/ the other 2/3 I got that night.

Sherry said...

See Count this is where we differ because I would have done all of it. Saving for another time is not possible. That answers a lot of questions.

Count Jerkula said...

@Sherry: As it was, I did the bump of meth at 4PM Friday, and didn't get to sleep until 5:30-6AM. If I did it all, I would have been awake until noon on Sunday. That type of binge is boring to me w/o a chick around.

Thiz said...

I would pay good money to be in a Diplo/Katy P sandwich. Yum.

NaughtyNurse said...

Who wants to have sex in a public bathroom????? Yuck!

QueenAnne Guido said...

One hit wonder Lorde isn't A.

Cher. You divine minx.

Freya said...

hehehe Beyonce. After all she has been through this week, she may have needed a quickie.

Mylo B said...

Taylor Swift

cowbulls said...


1. Madonna wouldn't stop as see is getting desperate for attention.
2. Ri wouldn't stop because she doesn't give a crap.
3. Swifty doesn't like sex in a pristine setting so it sure isn't her.
4. Brittany doesn't seem like the type to stop.
5. Katy is it as she is the only fit.




Katy, Madonna, Brit, Ri, Swift