Wednesday, May 07, 2014

Blind Item #8

This B+ list performer (singer) has a B+ list celebrity significant other. She is actually more famous than her boyfriend, but he is the one with a brighter future. Anyway, she thinks he is crazy in love with her, but there are several strippers around town who would disagree with her. Our B+ lister spends lots of time with his strippers and his girlfriend is never mentioned.

35 comments:

Tori said...

Timing makes it seem like Jordin Sparks/Jason Derulo, based on his recent whole "business meetings at a strip club" comment.

sugarbread maker said...

Shakira Gerard

Tori said...

Source

Lady Heisenberg said...

Like the first 2 guesses but I'm going with Ora/Harris

Lady Heisenberg said...

Ciara/Future?

sandybrook said...

I came here to say what LadyH picked.

sandybrook said...

The first time :(

Violet said...

Harris is A list by a mile and is way more famous than fame whory Rita. And by all accounts a nice guy. Not that i have anything better to offer though. The Shakira guess is a good one although her footballer better half is better known in Europe.

SueRH said...

All of these stripper blinds are boring.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Shakira is a good guess but are we talking male or female strippers? ;)
LOL (sorry, longstanding rumors that Gerard goes the other way)

Mark said...

No idea who, but the guy sounds like a rising NBA star

Bee Haven said...

You guys rule with guesses. I nod with clueless agreement

Sus said...

He isn't gay, but anyway, those things work differently in Europe. Football players don't go with strippers, that is cheap. They go with models of renowned, unsuspicious agencies.

katydid said...

What about Gaga and her cutie boyfriend Taylor Kinney I think? I would say Gaga has dropped to B status.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Oh, I can totally see Taylor perpetually in a swarm of Orange County strippers...plus the rumors that Gaga is really vanilla

Danielle Williams said...

Ciara & Future. He fine as hell!!

Seven of Eleven said...

Word, @SueRH.

Dingle Barry said...

I'm going with Rita Whora. She acts like she is a rising star, but she's flaming out. She should have stayed with the Sock Mogul and PMK.

Tricia Shaw said...

+1 tori

eastcoaster said...

aaagh katydid! man,ya gotta be quick around here.. Ditto my thoughts gaga/kinney

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

If for some reason this is shakira and piqué, the writer has no idea about soccer when says that he has a brighter future. He is sucking hard (at his job, and supposedly cocks, but this is more normal in his life) this season and a candidate to leave (be sacked from) barcelona if the next season coach (allegedly luis enrique, from Celta) is minimally brave to do this. And no elite team in Europe would hire him (he is in a mature age with his best years behind), also he would only cheat with dudes.

Sus said...

What do you smoke?

Bunni said...

Tori got it.

amanda_jf said...

I agree with what you said except I think Gerard Piqué doesn't have a brighter future, possibly a brighter present. Footballers usually retire in their late 30's so he has about 10 years left if he avoids injury. Shakira is loved by many nations and that has no expiration date. Also I think she's on some reality tv? Enty would probably mention their child too.

amanda_jf said...

If its Calvin and Whora, I can imagine she knows and doesn't care. Calvin has a permanent set in Vegas, and his Instagram always has model-like girls on it. Also she's hardly renowned for being faithful. The only reason I think it may not be them is Calvin is A to me, but I'm British and the rankings aren't, and he frankly doesn't seem to have to resort to strippers.

NaughtyNurse said...

Sounded like Shakira until the statement about the guy having a brighter future. I don't think that is accurate at all about Shakira. That said, I have no clue who this might be.

di butler said...

Agreed, this sounded like Derulo/Sparks 4 words in. Which is a shame, because I think she's a rara avis in showbiz-an actual good person without a degenerate shady side and you can tell she adores him. Boooo.

di butler said...

I have to dispute that. Harris is more popular/well known in certain pockets and without a doubt more talented, but Rita Whora is definitely more famous in regards to name and facial recognition.

Shakira is definitely more famous worldwide. Pique is barely known in the US.

FS said...

yeah probably Derulo/Sparks. Don't have time to find it, but remember, there is a YouTube video of Jason Derulo singing his own name, for an hour, if you need something to laugh at.

Renoblondee said...

I wouldn't say Sparks is more famous than Derulo. He's had a ton of hits! She's had like 2 a million years ago.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

ONG. ME LIKE ur guess.

Mylo B said...

Jordan Sparks & her gay bf Jason Derulio

Your Baby's Daddy said...

Mariah and Nick Cannon.

MadLyb said...

Just because a man frequents strippers and prostitutes doesn't mean he doesn't love his SO. Men are men, and are genetically inbuilt with the need to spread their seed. To think otherwise is essentially choosing to wear blinders and welcome heartache. Women know better, but like to pretend they don't for some reason.

cowbulls said...

Men like to feel appreciated and a good stripper spends as much time stroking a man's ego as she does anything else.