Thursday, May 01, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

December 23, 2012

This almost A list celebrity just got married. No pre-nup. She said she would leave him if he asked her to sign one. His family doesn't know yet because he told his family that she did sign one. She made it clear that she wanted to be married before this next huge moneymaker.

Ronnie Wood/Sally Humphreys 

34 comments:

texas rose said...

Sometimes you can't protect idiots from themselves - said Woods attorney.

Frosty said...

What could go wrong?

sandybrook said...

I would have dropped her and went after another girl young enough to be my daughter if I was him. They are a dime a dozen in his world and many would sign it.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Maybe he just figured he's got more money than he'll ever be able to spend anyway. What the hell.

I'm fairly sure his children are already set with various trusts.

Violet said...

There's no fool like an old fool. Especially on old fool besotted by a 'young thing'. Anyway, surely his kids should fend for themselves rather than rely on the old man's money. Young Sally sounds remarkably smart.

Terri said...

I do hope he redid his will and left everything to his children.

TalksTooMuch said...

He made that money, if he wants to spend it on younger vagina, have at 'er. His family didn't make it, I'm sure they're taken care of anyway. As for her, marry for money, earn it erryday, lady!

texas rose said...

She sounds manipulative at best, elder abuser as worse.

Tru said...

Who??

hothotheat said...

She isn't a young thing - at least not like his usual post-marriage things. She is a mid-thirties theatre producer.

Harry Knuckles said...

Nice legs. Ronnie's obviously thinking with his dick. CNW puts him at $90,000,000 so after Sally makes off with half that, Ronnie will be left with $45,000,000 to carry him to his final day. Which could be anytime now considering he's a Rolling Stone. These guys aren't exactly the most healthy living fellers around.

BlondeB said...

So I'm supposed to feel sorry for a man who chooses to date someone younger because heaven forbid he date a woman is age! Don't think so, I mean if you are an old man and you marry a young girl and do not have a clue that she is sleeping with your wrinkling ass for money, then you really are delusional.

wahoo said...

She only gets half of what he earns while they are married. Probably can also get a lot of alimony. His $90mm or whatever he had going into the marriage are pre-marital assets and are safe.

Brenda L said...

shiiiiiiiiiit....those Rolling Stones will outlive us all. The chemicals preserved them well.

Tina Mallette said...

Too true Brenda too true. They're pickled and preserved. Though Ronny may have Alzheimers I am sure drug use doesn't help with that disease.

fancyscreenname said...

Either sign a pre-nup it fuck off. Instead of money going to some unworthy ex in a divorce the wealthy person could donate it to better causes.

Enjoy the lifestyle while u have it.

fancyscreenname said...

*or fuck off

*énjoy the lifestyle while u have it...no one owes u anything.

mooshki said...

Because who wouldn't be desperate to marry an extortionist?

Harry Knuckles said...

You're right, wahoo. I really need to smarten up.

Froggy England said...

I can't blame her, seriously I'd want 45 million to sleep with him as well.

SaintsFan said...

Am I the only one who got Rich Girl stuck in my head after reading Violet's comment? Good thing I love that song.
And LMAO Froggy. Me too.

TalksTooMuch said...

Saints, did you also immediately imagine the Hunter episode where the heiress killed herself by eating drug-laced cherry cordial ice cream while that song played in the background?? ME TOO!!

AppleThief4Elliot said...

What next huge moneymaker is Ronnie Wood likely to have?

SaintsFan said...

@TTM, no idea what you are talking about, sorry! A show called The Hunter? Never heard of it.

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh sorry, it was a bad TV show in the 80s with Fred Dreyer and an actress called Stephanie Hmmm, somethingor rather

0_0 said...

TTM- Stepfanie Kramer. I remember the show, but an episode or scene? lol

TalksTooMuch said...

0_0, thank you! It was a scene at the end of an episode! I think of it every single time I hear or see that song referenced

missy prissy said...

Thank you!

K. Madelyn said...

Wood has alzheimers?? Last I heard he was ok & somewhat sober (relatively speaking--but much better than when he was in the DM every day after dumping his long-suffering ex-groupie wife/tour-mom for the mental girl from E Europe).

Because, I'm pretty sure the Stones were planning to wheel out on yet another 'we hate each other but are too greedy to stop' tour. Air-Guitar & lip-synch are a la mode now, anyway.

'So for a good old-gentlemanly vice, I think I must take up with avarice...' Byron—Don Juan

Squeezebox said...

Wood didn't insist on a pre-nup because pre-nups are not legally enforceable in the UK.

There's no point getting her to sign an agreement that won't be recognized by the court.

auntliddy said...

Ronnie wood is an idiot.

Dingle Barry said...

@Apple, the Rolling Stones tour. It was cancelled shortly after it started when Mick's girlfriend committed suicide.

Sprink said...

I got the hunter thing TTM and laughed. If that makes you feel any better.

shakey said...

"Almost A list celebrity"? Really? It's Ron fuckin' Wood.