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October 29, 2013

I always think it is funny when this former A list mostly movie actress/Academy Award winner gets some comeuppance. She had no idea that she was talking to a woman the other night at a party who has sex with the celebrity husband of our actress on a very frequent basis.

Gwyneth Paltrow

49 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

EveryBODY thinks it's funny. And I still just don't really get it. I think she is probably delusional, but harmless

ItsCourtneyD said...

Anyone else wanna see her trip and fall face first into a mud puddle? Damn I'm snarky today...

Steampunk Jazz said...

It's a snarky kind of day Courtney. I just want her to become AWARE. Problem is, I don't think she has that ability.

Bacon Ranch said...

She lives in her own world. I doubt she would care, probably send a thank you card for the actress being discreet.

Seven of Eleven said...

Poor Emma. :/

She should go sit in Jon Hamm's lap.

ItsCourtneyD said...

I don't know what's with me today but yay! Let's celebrate snarky Saturday!! Maybe I'm carb deprived...off to the fridge. Talk amongst yourselves.

Steampunk Jazz said...

TTM, she isn't harmless so much as a stalking horse troll. Her opinions rile the throng with her cluelessness.





derek harvey said...

I use to not MIND her---some of her early work was pretty good but those comments about her life being harder than an everyday working mom irked me to the ending point. Anyone hear the interview of Jolie going off on her regarding that statement of how ludicrous that really is...

Steampunk Jazz said...

Snark SATURDAY!!!!
I'm here to profess that idiots get on my nerves.

derek harvey said...

@Seven EEEEEEEE!

Froggy England said...

I don't think that's funny. It's one thing that goopy is annoying as hell, sure I agree, but inadvertently making polite conversation with someone who had been regularly doing your husband I wouldn't really wish on anyone. No matter how much she cheated or how bad the marriage was. Who was the other woman?

Bacon Ranch said...

Froggy, odds are it was Bosworth. Those rumors (and pictures of them making out) have been around for years.
Then again he seems to get around, so who knows?

bunny honey said...

Don't that just gives you the giggles.

Froggy England said...

@bacon ranch,,,,,thanks. Bosworth,,,,that's got to hurt,,,she's like the younger version,,,,,

AJ said...

Probably not so funny for her. It's kinda sad actually. Granted she can be annoying & whiny at times but I never understood all the hate for her.

RowdyRodimus said...

Someone not being able to identify with common people doesn't justify being happy their significant other cheats on them. Ever been cheated on? It hurts like a bitch and the hurt never really goes away.

That's just bullshit. If you think that's OK then would it be OK for me to say "I think it's funny anytime a lawyer gets cancer since they are already a cancer on the world"?

Renoblondee said...

I agree it's not funny.

ItsCourtneyD said...

Yes it's hell to be cheated on and I don't wish that upon anyone. But when you walk around with an ignorant air of superiority and spew the insulting mindless babble that she has, I can see why she's disliked. The cheating is humiliating but she's not done herself any favors either. He's asinine for doing it though I agree.

MovingOn said...

Normally, I wouldn't think it was funny. But it's HER, so it's fucking hilarious.

Tricia Shaw said...

For some reason I think the other woman is Kate Hudson. Or cam Diaz

ItsCourtneyD said...

Well then Gwyneth is better off. Wasn't Cameron the one who was itching?

bored soccer mom said...

I bet Alexa Chung. I saw somewhere a photo of them together a few months back.

Tricia Shaw said...

Yes clammy ...I mean, uh, cammy had some issues in the nether regions apparently, but she and gwynnie have been popped at parties talking, but yet they aren't friends really, is strange,
More likely Kate...she shady and egocentric...and loves bangin musicians

Tricia Shaw said...

She knew about Alexa Chung, as she did bosworth, soo not them

Sylvia said...

So why go back if both are cheating? If their excuse is because of the kids that's just plain BS.

MISCH said...

Actually I think this will be a very slow divorce, he seems to have made some promises that he's not all that keen on keeping…

NaughtyNurse said...

I don't know. Seems as though Gwyneth has been doing plenty of cheating of her own for years, too. I just can't throw a pity party for her.

childeroland said...

So because her opinions are ludicrous she deserved to be cheated on and potentially humiliated? (Not if she's been cheating herself, of course).

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Dunno what they see in him.

ItsCourtneyD said...

There's tons of stories about her cheating from what I've read.

Seven of Eleven said...

@derek, that is so wrong! I jumped!

Great excuse here to introduce everyone to the Goop Parody Blog. I seriously wish I'd come up with this myself. :D

GoopYou.com

sandybrook said...

Ill bet anything Chris has spoken to ppl GOOP screwed and didn't know either and I'm not talking Beys bitch.

MISCH said...

What do they see in him…a hint …$$$$$$$$$$$$

Jacq said...

What is so bold, brazen, on the behalf of the other woman!! I either totally love it or it actually makes me feel just an itty, bitty, iota of sad for her. That insane to walk up and look the wife of the guy you're banging in the eye... And can you imagine him when he heard about it?

Vera L- said...

--Normally, I wouldn't think it was funny. But it's HER, so it's fucking hilarious.--

This.

Also, let's go back and review the comments on the Bey/Jay roomful of his conquests and compare remarks...

Alita said...

Why ty @Seven - looks most amusing. I suspect I shall be spending some time there in the future.

Thanks!

Alita said...

I generally think a video of her groping over, or being photographed eating MickyD's, would be funnier. But I get why people enjoy a little schadenfreude when it's Goop - so, carry on.

Alita said...

*groping over = falling over

Groping Goop sounds hideous.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Alita

NaughtyNurse said...

Hey, if Gwyneth doesn't necessarily expect monogamy, why should any of us care whether she is being chatted up by one of her husband's extracurricular conquests? Let's not forget, she said this last fall:
‘I am a great romantic – but I also think you can be a romantic and a realist.
‘Life is complicated and long and I know people that I respect and admire and look up to who have had extra-marital affairs.
‘It’s like we’re flawed – we’re human beings and sometimes you make choices that other people are going to judge.
‘That’s their problem but I think that the more I live my life, the more I learn not to judge people for what they do.
‘I think we’re all trying our best but life is complicated.’

NaughtyNurse said...

That said, I kind of agree with her. Marriage is difficult and people make mistakes.

Sherry said...

Agreed Alita.

Count me as another who wouldn't wish her the hurt of infidelity but being busted for hypocrisy (sp).

Alita said...

I think you might be my spirit animal, @Seven ;)

lulu said...

Hasn't Martin had a long standing thing with Natalie Imbruglia the one-hit wonder from Aust who lives in London and maybe that's why he wanted to leave LA to return to London (thought I read this recently).

Aoife said...

I wouldn't wish that situation - unknowingly talking to your husbands frequent jump off - on anyone no matter the state of the marriage.

sugarbread maker said...

+1 exactly. I'm thinking Hudson and gwyenny. Only loves herself so I'm sure it wouldn't really hurt just irritate.

sugarbread maker said...

Goop has been with Jeffery soffer. Elle McPherson husband. Rick yorn. Power la attorney. Tim McGraw the creator of glee and ahs. Brad fulchack. She is no angel folks it was an open marriage

Habibti said...

How can it be comeuppance when she doesnt know?

kpist said...

Must have been Alexa Chung