Friday, May 23, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

August 29, 2013

This A list television talk show host loves going to work every day because its the only time she can drink and do drugs. Her boyfriend has said he will break up with her if she does them while they are together. Too many nights of having to carry her after she passes out.

Chelsea Handler (He broke up with her)

42 comments:

sandybrook said...

The President of E! Who she fucked to be on Tv.

Sarah said...

Who cares? She doesn't have or want kids, she's a good time girl. She's not hurting anyone but herself.

WritergirlinLa said...

I just don't think she's that funny.

Tricia13 said...

No Andre balaz I think

Kelly said...

She used to be really funny back in the day.

sandybrook said...

I'm pretty sure we can eliminate fifty cent as the guy

WritergirlinLa said...

Well the drugs must have sucked the funny right out of her.

Freya said...

She's in the same category with Sarah Silverman. Nowhere near funny.

aemish said...

Some of the Girls Behaving Badly skits were funny but I just never feel the need to watch her show

SugarTitz said...

Andre is a business man he doesn't need an embarrassment on his arm, just in hi bed.

Unknown said...

The CEO of Comcast is who she f*cked years ago to get the show, but she hasn't been with him in a loooonnngg time.

Don't think this was the guy who owns Chateau Marmont, he likes f*cking around with young wannabe models & starlets. Chel put up with it cuz she liked the status of being his GF.

Tricia13 said...

That's balaz ..he owns a ton of hotels in NYC/La Miami ..
Pretty sure it was him..they broke up...got back together for a bit which shocked me(he's so refined)
Then he dumped her..

Procrastibator said...

Freya: blasphemy!!

Shelly Shell said...

She used to be funny but she's become such a b*tch, the only reason she is where is, is because she screwed her way there.

I think her & Andre broke up again before this, so some other old white TV Exec at CBS, since she's trying to get Fegerson's spot.

Sass71 said...

@sandybrook, that sounds like a Dr. Suess book title!

Unknown said...

I think her show got higher ratings when she wasn't on it. I liked the format of a guest panel with a revolving host (NO Kartrashians) but she flat lined every funny joke anyone put out there.

Couldn't stand most of her guests and her interviewing. Yuck. Stopped watching years ago.

Unknown said...

She must be a freak in bed because this average looks, bitchy lush isn't worth the time for rich guys- they don't need her money.

Kelly said...

Lol agree.

Procrastibator said...

She looks like a dried up chicken wing with some false lashes, bolt ons and dried out bleached hair.

Sunshine said...

She has got a skanky vibe.

Dexamyl said...

Wow, seems she's about as popular around here as LiLo.

Unknown said...

They broke up years ago. He's already married to somebody else.

Unknown said...

Her books are funny as shit and I recommend them for anyone wanting some light beach reading this weekend

Kelli said...

Her books ARE funny. From reading her books, it seems like she was a hot little thing back in the day. She was like a guy when it came to sex, and men used to fall all over her.
But all that partying and all the drugs aged her a lot. She looks terrible now, IMO. Way older than she should- and she's even had work done.

CamColty said...

I served her at my restaurant last night.

Haywood Jablomee said...

She has dead eyes.

Unknown said...

Was she hammered CamColty.

bored soccer mom said...

I refuse to believe I am the same age as Chelsea Handler.

M. Brown said...

@Camcolty what's she like?

I went to a taping of her show. She's got a Lohan thing going on. Looks prematurely old from partying but covers up with makeup. She needs to get a show on Comedy Central or maybe TBS. Reinvent herself without ailienating her core audience. She's a couple yrs away from 40 but lives like a rich 25 yr old.

Unknown said...

Part of the work she's had done is getting her vagina "rejuvenated" which tightens it. The procedure is supposed to be excruciatingly painful so karma la bitch strikes again.

ecua said...

@Writergirl--LOL! Too true.

ecua said...

@Writergirl--LOL! Too true.

Unknown said...

I get Chelsea Handler and Cheryl Hines confused.

Hey I read yesterday that Cheryl Hines is engaged to Robert F Kennedy Jr. They're getting married this summer.

auntliddy said...

She can look prety rough sometimes. I watched her show for few weeks when shevwas still with network guy. Some nights i wld wonder wth happened that she hadnt had time for makeup. She looked like she just rolled outta bed. I was shocked when she was on cover a playboy! Thats some michaelangelo airbrushing there, man!

evie2345 said...

I watched years ago because she had some good comics on the panel, but I agree that she was always the worst part, and the interviews were painful to watch

Alicia said...

I thought her first book was hilarious, the second one was funny, the third one was meh and I won't even bother with the new one. I feel like she goes out of her way to act "wacky" so she'll have a story for another book.

Anonymous said...

well he sounds boring and not very loyal.

Unknown said...

She has the same ghost writer that Brandi Glanville hired. He must be really funny and talented writer, specializing in boozed up young Ho bags with no self-respect. There's a market for everything.

Kelly said...

"A list" is generous.

Sprink said...

@Jessica Larson (or others), why write f*ck instead of te whole thing?

Not judging, just curious. I mean, if you're going to use the word...?

Alita said...

I never knew of Sarah Silverman until that Paris Hilton riff - that was pure gold!

Linky!

Alita said...

Interesting, @Dingle. I suspect that he adds the qualification of 'wrangler' to his resumé.

To be fair, that was mainly a reference to Glanville - I don't know enough about Handler. But the lols I've had reading the insanobot 'BBs' over at CB have given me a definite opinion about Brandi.

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