Saturday, May 24, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

March 2, 2014

This A+ list mostly television actor who would drop down to a B if you threw him in some movies is on a hot cable show. He also has a girlfriend who is more like a wife. That was him the other night with a multitude of women all sitting on his lap seeing if the legends are true. The good news for his girlfriend is that out of the ten women who gave his lap a try he only took home two. It's like winning the bronze. You made the podium.

Jon Hamm

58 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

I would stick that motherf&$^$; landing, too

Steampunk Jazz said...

Best quote " I don't date guys who use the is schlong as a divining rod."

fancyscreenname said...

((Sigh))
...clean up on aisle 3

Seven of Eleven said...

When the Hammaconda strikes, it strikes true.

I think. I've not lap-tested this theory.

Sillygurl said...

All the claps!! ; )

derek harvey said...

really ladies? Seems kinda pathetic to be competing with 10 women for dick...

NaughtyNurse said...

Maybe he brought them home to Jennifer!

Steampunk Jazz said...

@steam, their not the is...:-\

Steampunk Jazz said...

TTM, it would be a ten for both of you. :-D

TalksTooMuch said...

Whatever derek. It's Jon Hamm

The Real Dragon said...

@Derek it's not any dick. It's Hammaconda!

Sillygurl said...

Perhaps after his penis got famous, they entered a private agreement. It's one thing if your man is famous but if his penis gets his own following- well adjustments probably need to be made. Lollllllzzz

derek harvey said...

haha easy girls---you can have him...

Sillygurl said...

Have we considered he's a show'er not a grow'er? I mean, its possible we have seen it all and if that's all there is, is it enough? I'm just not sure, but I wouldn't mind finding out.

fancyscreenname said...

@Derek

I'd arm wrestle a bitch for a shot at that thing. Every time I see him my mouth waters. He's such a filthy lil tease.

...I'll stop now.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Heeeeey ohhhhh! Steamy wins today's ZING award.

TalksTooMuch said...

I, too, am willing to do the necessary research, Sillygurl!

ItsCourtneyD said...

Simply brilliant @steampunkjazz ^5

Sillygurl said...

Science!!

ItsCourtneyD said...

Good afternoon @oneeyecharlie

Runswithscissors said...

Better believe it Derek, but I wouldn't compete with those ten if Fassbender was in the room too.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Hey, Courtney! I mentioned it in another post, but I like the new cut and color.

Tina Mallette said...

Well is getting good dick most of the time better than not getting good dick any of the time ha ha.

bunny honey said...

I'd sure like to sit on his lap. Yummy.

WareCat said...

Maybe cuz I hit the jackpot w/ who I'm dating, the Hammaconda doesn't seem that big to me.

ItsCourtneyD said...

@oneeyecharlie thank you!! Just got it done yesterday and still getting used to it!

OneEyeCharlie said...

You're dating an Old Hickory salami log, Ware?

WareCat said...

Haha, Charlie!
After 6yrs w/ my ex, I deserve my pick from the meat department.

MovingOn said...

Hell yeah!

auntliddy said...

The sight of the hammaconda, unfurled for double pleasues, wld bring tears to my eyes. Id cut a bitch too to get there.

califblondy said...

OMG, I'm glad there's nobody in the office today, I'm so LMAO.

S said...

I don't get this peen fascination esp. since he's not in great shape.

EastCoaster said...

So life has come to imitate art. Unless... the truth is that Jon Hamm has always been Don Draper all along.

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WareCat said...

Jon Hamm is Dick Whitman!

TalksTooMuch said...

And WareCat is a LuckyGirl, dayum, ghoul, Ol Hickory!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Sorry guys but I'm in the "long enough for orgasm" camp ;)

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm honestly not a Size Queen, but something about the juxtaposition of the Hammaconda and his role on MadMen...

teresa crane said...

Jon Hamm is FINE as hell. I so would. His Hammaconda might break me in half but I'd be willing to endure just to find out :D

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I like Hamm very much, but not after it's been in a couple dirty ovens.

Riven said...

There's always been something about Jon Hamm and his Mad Men character that completely turns me off. Like I'd take a spin on the tilt-o-whirl, but only for the joy that would come after the ride when I explain all the reasons it should be shut down by the health and safety department.

It's the ego. There's too much of it and I like dragging people off their pedistools.

Steampunk Jazz said...

nice one, Riven

LowKey said...

Meh, he doesn't impress me at all. Y'all can have him.

TTM's first comment wins the day, tho!

BeckyMae said...

Hamm doesn't fry my burger at all.....Fassbender on the other hand....

Kassandra said...

Hell, yes I'd go up against 10 women to sit on his lap.

I'll be blunt - I love me some big cock.

Kassandra said...

Me in between a Hamm and Fass sandwich...what an insanely hot fantasy.

Thanks, BeckyMae :)

texas rose said...

Steampunk - when blind originally posted you said you would watch Mad Men from the beginning. Did you? Did you like it?

Jacq said...

I had a boss who was an extremely, very good looking guy; young and lots of money.

Unbelievably sexually promiscuous. So gross. I could never be with someone so dirty, not for the world. In that respect, I have no respect for Westfedlt.

But I would still hit Hamm like a house on fire.

Alita said...

It's okay @teresa crane. You can learn everything about fulfilling sex from 50 Shades of Tedium:

"Don’t worry,” he breathes, his eyes on mine, “You expand too.”

Sigh - beautiful! I can really understand why that book is such a phenom.

FS said...

Jon Hamm is a whore.

Sherry said...

My independent studies have shown that the larger in a relaxed state the less it possibly, uhm, unfurls. Not to mention that we're seeing a lot of potatoes with that meat. NOT the most appealing part of the package.

But yeah sure, hell yeah I would. I mean at least once to say I did. Okay maybe 3 or 4 times.

Alita said...

Sherry - you need to be 100% sure before coming to any firm conclusions. You might need to take it for a long test drive, even 5 or 6 times, to make a hard decision.

Only way to be sure

sugarbread maker said...

Oh Derek you so would. Who you playing

KittensRUs said...

I'm with you. I don't care where it's been, it looks delicious and I haven't even seen it in an unclothed state.

Sherry said...

Alita. Absolutely you are correct. Okay if you insist I'll take one for the team.

Sprink said...

Akita, snort.

Sprink said...

What the HELL happened here? I don't remember having Cock Appreciation Day to this degree before. Wow, y'all...

mngddess said...

I prefer Fassbender. I'll bet with Hamm, it's all about him. I think Fassy would be an equal partner, know what I mean?

Truth be told, I'd take Mike Rowe or Hugh Jackman over either of them.