Thursday, May 22, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

August 28, 2013

This former A+ list tweener is now a B+ when it comes to talent and A++ when it comes to name recognition. She says that when she spent some time with this A+ list celebrity/rapper this week he would text his current significant other, but spent most of the time with his male assistant either giving him shoulder rubs or sitting on his lap or even rubbing his feet.

Miley Cyrus/Kanye West

51 comments:

sandybrook said...

Those 2 deserve each other and the scorn everyone in the world gives them. As far as Miley...stick to girls.

jack ducky said...

excuse you, enty. miley might be ridiculous at times but that girl is A list talent if not A+ talent.

Procrastibator said...

Excuse me while I reenact Master Culkin's face slap in home alone.

Wen said...

The Village Idiot that is about to marry The Village Whore.

Bacon Ranch said...

The thought of Kanye cuddling in someone's lap is pretty funny.

Renoblondee said...

I'm LOL

Violet said...

Wouldn't we all get our assistant's to do that though? What's an assistant for if it's not to give you a back and shoulder rub? Sitting in the lap is a bit odd granted.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Wen

Violet said...

Scrub the first apostrophe.

aemish said...

Slightly OT but @Lux's gawker link from the Willow Smith thread yesterday bears repeating..

Jaden Smith and Kylie Jenner Explore Arts & Crafts-Based Sex Cult

I will forever associate KK with this news article. And of course the golden showers.

The Real Dragon said...

I mean isn't that what assistant are for?

Ray Nicolet said...

that's a great gif

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I doubt the Little Armenian Urinal* minds.

*copyright texas rose 2014

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Jack Ducky, I agree with you about Miley's talent. I think she's going to have a long career - possibly longer than Taylor Swift's.

Glitter said...

Now, this is hilarious

Sugar said...

little

Sugar said...

?? Meant to add a ? to that.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I dunno, she's all squat and shit. Like a kumquat. Or Zach Galifinakis.

auntliddy said...

Such a disturbing image, kanyee getting those little feeties rubbed. Ugh.

Jessica Larson said...

Kanye's got a massive ego, but is richer than any of us, so he may be onto something. We all need to go around constantly proclaiming we are genisus.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Ray, I aim to please. (I think I stole it from VIP, though, so her aim is higher.)

Snootches said...

Boom!

WritergirlinLa said...

Kanye gives me the creeps. Can't stand him and his ego, too.

hairydawg said...

the pointy dick in my avi has as much talent as Miley

Procrastibator said...

Hairydawg: will she give me a pearl necklace too?

Greengrl said...

I beg to differ. Her live performances are hit or miss & I'm sure we can all agree that she can't dance. I think Enty gave her a fair rating.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

The way I read this is Kanye's doing the rubbing rather than receiving it. AND THAT would be extremely shocking news, he's all for getting rubbed and not rubbing.

hairydawg said...

Miley reminds me of an adolescent Bonobo chimp, screeching and humping on everything.

nurysp said...

i dont buy it

nurysp said...

Soooooo miley would have fucked if he wasnt into the mens?

Harry Knuckles said...

How come dawg gets to have a dick in his avi but if I have just a little boob or lady butt I'm a disgusting perv?

el80ne said...

Who said she didn't fuck? My money would be that she did anyway.

Froggy England said...

Noooo,, as much as I can't stand the thought of Kanye or miley, I simply cannot see Kanye sitting on his male assistants lap, that's just too silly for words,,,,lol.

@ Harry knuckles,,,it's a valid question,,,lol.

Ray Nicolet said...

Oh shit!

Procrastibator said...

Harry - most readers have vagines

hairydawg said...

Harry, the alternative is a pic of me, same pose, same costume.

jack ducky said...

I have yet to see a live performance of hers, other than that vma mess, that hasn't been good. She's a much stronger singer live than most other artists out there. Also she doesn't actually try to dance well so.

Dingle Barry said...

I can very much see Kanye sitting on his "assistants" lap and rubbing his feet. He owes him big time for this circus he's performing for the K-Klan. What I can't see is him at the beckon text of Kimee.

Oh, and for the record, both of those Avi's are disgusting, but I can overlook a lot, so whatever. We can all be annoying for various reasons. We just need to find our inner Rodney King and embrace one another despite the beat downs.

Katie Telling said...

Why am I not surprised at this??

Freya said...

Kanye's assistant - Is he the one Kanye approached in a store and told him he liked his fashion sense?

Beth said...

His significant other could still be Ricardo...I still can't see Kanye sitting in someone's lap. I'm guessing it would have to be someone really butch for him to cuddle up in his lap?

It will be interesting if Ricardo does design KK's wedding dress--and makes her a laughingstock AGAIN.

texas rose said...

I'm pretty sure that the little Armenian urinal is only a high profile beard.

Rose said...

I think Miley is closer to the end of her career than beginning.

Matthew Smith said...

Oh jeez. I just laughed so hard at that image I think I wet myself a little.

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Aeol said...

Holla

Lissette said...

@wen...That was soooo funny! I laughed so hard. Thanks! Needed that.

Malibu Borebee said...

Miley is well on her way to being the next Blohan.

It's surprising that Kanye's beard and her sisters gave up working Cannes this year. The wedding bank will more than make up for it but you'd think PMK would have insisted they work both.

Silly me, the johns must be flying in, it's not far.

NaughtyNurse said...

I don't at all read this as Kanye sitting in his assistant's lap and giving him rubdowns! The other way around! Still weird, but at least Kanye is getting his money's worth.

Dingle Barry said...

Kanye is two people.
His public persona is a wanna be street thug bad azz rapper. He never smiles and he talks street, and mostly stupid. He's a combination of everything he dreams up on the fly and spurts out at the moment.

His private persona, I'm guessing, is the exact opposite. He's probably more withdrawn, doesn't have many close true friends, his speech is that of a man who was raised by educated parents (I heard him talk before, and was shocked that he can sound intelligent and literate.) He'd get further in his business ventures if he didn't introduce Kim as his "Main Bitch" and just spoke as he was raised. He must be very insecure to always be comparing himself to others and not be happy with his own achievements. He needs to live life for himself, and stop copying others formula for success. They'll succeed, he won't.

He won't win in life by marrying Kim. He will be much better off in every way if he followed his own heart. Oh, well. This divorce will be epic. I hope he gets the baby and her nanny/mother, and his boyfriend.

K. Madelyn said...

Oh, Kanye--I thought you said you were a Top?

"You either a leader/Or a follower/
But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower..."

Does this also mean you didn't invent leather jogging pants?

Damn.