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Blind Items Revealed

December 18, 2013

This former B list mostly television actor who doesn't get much live action work these days was shooting a commercial the other day. A fan came up to him while he was standing there and whispered in his ear. The next thing you know the actor says he is sick and says he needs an hour and takes the woman back to his trailer while the crew sat around doing nothing and put the shoot over budget.

John Stamos

34 comments:

Violet said...

Wasn't he last seen with his tongue stuck down Aunt Becky's throat? Still, I'd offer too.

Candyland said...

Uncle Jesse, you dog, you!

OneEyeCharlie said...

I can't say I blame him. Everyone knows that V is like Kryptonite for most dudes. Turn a normally rational man into a fawning, babbling idiot. I speak from experience.

sugarbread maker said...

yogurt can wait

Bacon Ranch said...

Not greek yogurt, sugarbread. That stuff has an expiration date of "take off your pants right now"

Sherry said...

Wait he had a trailer for a commercial? Never heard of that before.

Charlie you made me laugh. You're right. V is Kryptonite to men.

Henriette said...

Good to know John is good to his fans! Who cares about the damn yogurt!

Speaking of Stamos, the new head writer, Ron Carlivati of GH hates his guts. They had a bit of a twitter war last year when Carlivati wanted Stamos to play second fiddle to Rick Springfield during the 50th reunion Nurse's Ball. Stamos wanted to do a real story arc for Blackie and not some weird drum appearance on stage, but Carlivati said "no" and Stamos said "no" to the stupid idea. Team Stamos all the way! Now Carlivati is going to have some other actor play Blackie this coming Monday at the Nurse's Ball. Idiot. Seeing Carlivati's age, I think he hates Stamos because all the girls probably had Stamos on their lockers back when he was in high school.

Count Jerkula said...

So nice of Stamos to give a needy woman a mouthful of fresh yogurt.

derek harvey said...

Haaaave Merccceyyyyy

Renoblondee said...

Lucky gal I say.

NaughtyNurse said...

Mmmmmhmmmm. Lucky, indeed!

trixa25 said...

An hour.. ;)

timebob said...

@henriette i remember that twitter spat. John also said that Rick Springfield was a dick to work with.

rosie riveter said...

*some women too*

Frosty said...
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Frosty said...

I'd swallow his oikos

Henriette said...

@timebob
I know! No love lost between the 80's heartthrobs. Stamos was still right though. Stupid to spring Blackie out of prison for drum playing? WTF?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I've had Stamos whisper in my ear before, back when he was Blackie. I knew he was gorgeous (cuz I have working eyes) but all I gave back to him was my phone number. He called a few times, I didn't answer. I wasn't feeling it, I like my dogs to be more of the loyal kind.

Countess Eden said...

Sincerely your friend...have mercy! This is John Stamos girl. I don't care what you were feeling. ;)

Henriette said...

@Sincerely, Your Friend
Are you nuts! You don't keep Stamos! He's a god, you just sleep with them.

Henriette said...

Seriously, he's like Apollo (who had no luck in love), you don't keep the sun, but you can say you touched it and have the memory.

teresa crane said...

LOL @ Frosty!! I would too ;)

texas rose said...

As if the slut wouldn't have waited around for hours until the shoot was over. He must have been horny at that second.

NaughtyNurse said...

True dat, Frosty!

sugarbread maker said...

yeah stamos is like puff puff pass. after you get your fix you gotta play nice and pass it along

Lux said...

True story: I lost my virginity to a guy that looked EXACTLY like a young John Stamos. His absolute doppelgänger. Now, I get special feelings whenever I watch Full House reruns.

Have mercy! *fans self*

bellaluna said...

Hahaha! :D

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Laffin!!! I know, if only I had been more shallow! Hahaha

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

ROFL. He really is gorgeous, and charming (sort of), and I really am missing a few brain cells and maybe always been lacking estrogen.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

You did it right! A look-Alike prob safer than the genuine.
But, yeah, looks don't get much better than that! I'm gonna go eat some yogurt.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

From what I remember about the Roast of Bob Saget, It's worth a look if you need a dose of Stamos. I'm a Greg Giraldo girl, myself, so I love watching all the roasts. But certainly didn't look away when Stamis is shown.

Lux said...

Yeah, he was my high school boyfriend, SYF. 17 and gorgeous. He didn't have the Uncle Jesse haircut though, his was very short, which was fine with me! I'd still hit the real thing, if I was given the chance, haha.

KittyKatMeow said...

Note to self: Find out where John Stamos is filming his next commercial

Henriette said...

@Sincerely, Your Friend
Stamos is better looking in person. I have met him twice, once when he was 28 and once when he was 43, and he seriously is one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen. TV and photos do not do him justice. I think he is a bit of a passive-aggressive dweeb as far as personality goes, but I would overlook that for a chance on his ride.