Not it! I'm on the little girl laptop, anyway, so I have an excuse.
Woo hoo! I'll take it! It is totally that kind of day
More than one dude to judge ? We all win!
Being on the swinging buttcakes!!
Most of those seem to be the result of poorly set up poles. Couple of the dudes had nice bodies. You aren't missing much, carry on.
Lots of mostly hot mostly undressed dudes fall off stripper poles or varying sizes, colours and stability. Maaaad props to dude in the lime-green zebra-striped undies, I had to watch it twice before I noticed he fell.
Synopsis: strippinhg is harder than it looks, y'all
My video keeps freezing! Make the funny work!
Moderately funny. #dudepolefail
I like the "blatt" noise their balls make when they slap the pole.
Oh man! I watched it without sound…..
And I'm NOT watching it again!
Everything is funnier with a good ball squashing.
I don't understand why Enty posts these. I don't understand what one has to do to have one's video posted here. It's all a mystery to me.
Sprink I think 2-230 EST is Enty's "me time" and the daily video is to keep us preoccupied while he poops.
Maybe we can test this? Who wants to send Enty a video?
Are they randomly selected from Enty's recent youtube searches? There is no discernible pattern.
Some people are regular like clock work. This hypothesis fascinates me. When I take a dump, I read Vogue
@Sprink, it's become the OT of OT, where we make jokes, talk about book clubs, and link to better videos.
Like Heidi Klum and her fabulous accent introducing Patrick Swayze and Lisa Niemi dancing to Whitney Houston.
I think it's so we can talk about Book Club, Sprink! Get your suggestions in, post going up tomorrow for voting! Woot!
Or what Seven said.
And we talk bowel movements!
I AM HIGHLY DISSAPOINTED there were no cheap-shots at me ; 0
It's because we really liked your undies, Derek!
@Seven, I've always felt sorry for Lisa Niemi because NOBODY would have ever heard of her if she hadn't been married to Patrick Swayze, but she was clearly an accomplished artist in her own right. For whatever reason, that talent didn't propel her to superstar status like it did for him (and yes, I'd call him a superstar).
It's like when people go off on Damian Lewis' (Lewis's?) wife or James McAvoy's…these are women who are highly respected as professionals, yet most gossip bien pensant write them off.
For all the doubters, watch this video; Niemi should have you after that first leg fan. Ffs.
You look good in lime green panties, derek!
We all know your props are tennis rackets when you dance. Are you integrating some pole work in your routine?
They must have had fairly amazing sex. I'm just guessing.
Yo TTM and fam—-I would love to talk about film as a topic—I just saw the movies Closer and Noah—last night I would love to discuss the in depth….*my question mark symbol does not work)
@K—always the bridesmaid never the…
Perfect, Derek, go throw them on the post. I posted pics from my TO trip too, under Hiddlestalk, check it oot!
sweet—I totally will (Drock predicts hot-date-night will be an epic fail lmao)
What hot date night??? Spill it, fella!
Who is "Drock?" Does he pole dance, too?
In lime-green manties, Wigs! Woo hoo!
@TTM, The Elegance of the Hedgehog, by Muriel Barbery.
OR…Salinger's classic, The Catcher in the Rye. Sure, we all read it in high school, but I've never had an opportunity to re-visit the book and then discuss it with other adults. I'm currently reading The Shock of the Fall, which definitely has a "Catcher" feel to it. So maybe that one.
Anyway, I'm delighted with whichever book we read. I just wish I could participate more fully (e.g., not post midnight my time, not on a phone, not from my bed). It truly limits my powers of humour and criticism. Ahem.
No first date pole dancing, derek!
Sugar! Who are you? Patti Stanger? Derek absolutely should first date pole dance!
@Derek–it's just as well your Question Mark key doesn't work as there were no questions in that comment.
Also–no cheap shots where? (<—-please note how it's essential to this sentence)
No cheap shots at you in this post or in the book group post over at @TTM's? Because, if it makes you happy, I am thoroughly capable of taking a cheap shot…
I will add to the list,Sprink! I loved The Catcher In The Rye,of course. I'm going to hope we catch you for at least a little bit, you wit and sarcasm and actual book knowledge are the backbone of the group.
We actually lost a member last night / this morning, Pip Squeak, so we need all voices on deck!
She never even gave Sex Toy Dave a chance to fully express himself!! It's as though he was a ginger or something!
oh@Sprink—I am turning Dirty 30 August 1—I am just really immature sometimes..
Shhh, Sprink, I thought we weren't gonna tell derek he came up at book club!
@Sprink, I think she's a star in her world (dance world).
Couldn't agree more. It's obvious that she choreographed the entire dance. She goes en pointe several times, while he only goes once – a true professional working with someone not classically trained. I love the loop sequence, that was just so perfect.
I must admit I never read "Catcher in the Rye". Must have been too subversive for NC even in the 70's.
@Sevenofwhocaresway to be a mega bitch…FUCK YOU
There are cheap shots up for the taking? Hmph, I miss everything.
Pardon me? I never said anything to you or about you, @Derek. I am not Sprink, if that's who you're confusing me with.
I love love love Catcher In the Rye—-I had 2 one night stands in my youngin years and they belived my name was Holden—lmao—-stupid chumps
my bad my bad–0-sorry babe—I just get confused sometimes—
@Seven—I mistook what you were saying—I really am sorry
dude. Count to 3, stand up, do a pole dance in your undies, turn around five times, then post.
Its hard to interpretive what people truly feel and decipher the true stabs in the back ya knowÉ
Derek is better understood through the art of dance
Lol, I wonder if I get me a pole i could get my husband to do that,,,id probably laugh for a decade….l:-))
Sooooooo, this is where all the women folk are hanging out. Ladies .-)
For the record: I am a breeder, Derek, but I'd be willing to observe your interpretive dances.I am a big supporter of the performing arts.
you weren't last week……..
@Derek You know this means we'll have to have a CDaN Birthday Kiki for you then! I'll bring the champs
@VIP lmao its on a holiday weekend though….
@TTM, what do you mean we "lost a member"? Did Pip Squeak DIE?
I quite liked Pip's contributions to book club. I get that some of us take the books and conversation more seriously than others (I'm looking at you, Sprink), but I also think most recognise there will be a certain amount of, erm, frivolity…
Also, @TTM, "you(r) wit and sarcasm and actual book knowledge are the backbone of the group"…is an actual entry in OED under Phrases: B; Blowing; Blowing Smoke Up One's Ass…
(Thank you, that's a very flattering thing to say.)
@Seven, we are on the same page re Niemi.
Well TTM is a good person—-Us Canadians can be a triple-threat sometimes
Speaking of male dancers, anyone going check out Joe Manganiello's documentary, La Bare? I highly doubt it's playing in my area, otherwise I would go see it.
No, I sure hope she didn't die, Sprink! What a thing! And no, I thought Pip Squeak was a great member, always very knowledgeable and opinionated about whatever we were reading, great stuff.
She took offense to another person's suggestion and then seemed to go after the person,so I asked her to chill the eff oot and she decided to bounce instead. I imagine it happens.
@Sprink—–are y0u a gay guy or a chickÉ
@TTM (gosh, I seem to be responding to your comments quite a bit!), I think @Derek already @knew we were @talking about @him.
Only briefly, though. And really, one should just assume that anyone can and will read this stuff.
@Derek, happy future birthday. I had you at early-mid 20s. Certainly under 30. Good times, actually. Question: when you say "fuck you" to posters, do you mean it or is it an endearing, comical "fuck you"?
Look it up under Fawning and / or Banter, Sprink,Subsection 6
@Sprink I got sent a few questinole emails and I did NOT know what was going on—ironically cOUNT TOLD ME
Ps to @Derek–I came to CDAN for the film talk as well. Sadly I got a bucketload of infidelity, addiction, and mental illness instead.
Sometimes, with knowledge of heroes, less is more.
Anyway, I'll happily dissect any film, any time, with any one.
I love this book and thought the exact same thing about it; reminds me of Catcher in the Rye!
Thanks, Derek, I think you're all right too and I'm kinda bummed we never met up. Even if you do occasionally seem to have the Internet version of Tourette's Syndrome. I kid because I lurve! Woot!
@Sherry, Catcher is a must. And I was in Goldsboro when I read it, so the NC defence doesn't hold.
I absolutely assume that, Sprink. Just with alllll those comments to wade through, you know. Stuff gets missed here and there.
What does that mean, Freya?? Is Joe Mangemange Bare??
@Lovelyloie–glad to hear it (re Shock of Fall). I'm about 70 pages in and engrossed. Glad to hear a positive opinion.
Fawntastic Giffing, Seven!
@TTM obvs me too Cousin Jerry styleÉ
@TTM, I saw that whole thing with Pip Squeak and the book suggestion, but thought the "Pip" who was contributing to book club was the same person!
I. Cannot. Keep. Up. With. The. Crazy.
Welp hot date night—-gotta jet. I would LOOOOOOOOOVE to discuss the HBO show GIRLS as well. I wrote 2 manuscripts for them to consider. The Lena hate AANOYS ME especially when you don't actually watch the show…I sent them the manu —wish me luckÉ!
It doesn't count if you Roofie my drink.
Good luck fella!! About BOTH!
No, there was indeed a Pip AND a Pip Squeak. Pip SQUEAK is the one that bounced. As far as I know, Pip should still be a part. I hope, right?? Calling Pip! Confirm!
TTM how does one get flouncy over a book title? Did someone object to the racist and classist overtones in Enid Blyton's Famous Five?
If you guys don't think enty sometimes posts from his laptop while he is grunting one out you are very naive. That is why we have laptops.
No, silly texas, that's why we have phones!
I hope you're able to make it this time, Lovelyloie!
I adore Enid Blyton, Violet! And no, I think she was concerned that a previous suggestion (The Princess Bride) wasn't up to snuff (totally is) and she unfortunately took it very personally. It was kind of unfortunate in that the suggestion was one made by a brand new poster, TongueNCheek, so hopefully it doesn't cause anyone to feel uncomfortable suggesting anything. Because the MORE options,the better, y'all
Someone said Princess Bride wasn't worthy?!
Off with their heads!!
Well crap. I've been here all of a week and I'm already causing problems. As my next book suggestion I'd like to throw out… Ummm… Anna Karenina. Or maybe Crime and Punishment… (Ok.. I think I covered THAT up pretty well….)
Sprink..Perhaps your county had more funding and Mecklenberg County was too fundamental. I swear it was not on the mandatory reading list. But I have been thinking about it.
Wow..Derek sweetie….I think all the people here who you normally banter with are not the asshole that sent you those emails. Maybe they aren't even related at all?
Anyway, hope your date is fun. Report back and let us know if you chose to do the stripper pole or if he wasn't worth the trouble.
I didn't even watch this. If people just spoke out loud what they were thinking in regards to sex, the entire fiasco of pole dancing could immediately be done away with.
The Count being excluded, of course, since he has removed any and all filters.
Great gif btw seven. How do you do that??