Tuesday, May 06, 2014

Met Gala Photos Part One

Jessica Alba

Anna Wintour
Lea Michele
Zooey Deschanel
Blake Lively
Kate Mara
Chloe Sevigny
Sarah Silverman
Taylor Swift

46 comments:

skipper said...

Oh Enty....no Ryan? Blake looks too plastic...

Nutty_Flavor said...

I think Blake looks good. Wonder if she gets invited next year. If she doesn't have some kind of hit between now and then, probably not.

Taylor Swift appears to have confused this event with prom. She's getting a little old for virginal pink pastels.

Cleodacat said...

Some of the deep cleavage dresses just do not flatter. Alba looks like she has bolt-ons and Lea like she needs some. Did they not have a mirror?

Violet said...

You'd have thought Anna could have got herself something a little less hideous.

Kno Won Uno said...

Since I don't care about getting a magazine cover, I'll say it: Anna Wintour's dress is singularly un-spectacular. In fact, I wondered if she chose it for the irony.

BeckyMae said...

Lea looks like a peeled Oscar statue...

Silverman worked it OUT! Wrong shade of red lip tho....stilll, love her..

T. E. Cuz said...

blake looks stunning!

alba and lea michelle and mara, very nice hair and make up teams - give their numbers to chloe.

sara looks nice but i can tell she is trying.

sugarbread maker said...

ryan was there enty just doesn't wanna post the photo
the rest.. meh?
morning @ttm i see you survived the night time attacks huh?

Bacon Ranch said...

Poor Kate Mara

I don't like Sarah Silverman so HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

fancyscreenname said...

Zooey...

Seven of Eleven said...

Alba looks gorgeous. I've always found her pretty, if a little bland.

I have a soft spot for Chloe Sevigny and I like that outfit.

Sarah Silverman looks like one of those dolls my gran keeps on the back of the toilet to hold an extra roll.

I really wish Swifty would tone down the red.

LOL @ Anna Wintour!

Ian's Girl said...

Blake's dress looks like the one Kate Hudson wore tot he Oscars.

Shelly Shell said...

All of them are just disappointing, just gowns that they could've worn to any other event. For this event you can really go all out & wear a costume.

Sus said...

This gal Sarah Silversomething looks like she is behind a counter.

Pretending to be elegant doing unnatural contortions and posing like a caricature of some old cliched image of elegance, is not elegant. Example: Blake Lively, Taylor, and the aforementioned Sarah. Elegance is subtle, natural, and comes from within. Most celebrities aren't.

Taylor is so corny, uninteresting and futile... I bet behind her diabetes-inducing image, there are some dark secrets...

discoflux said...

Was this year's theme "You Look Dumb, Dude?"

Alba's dress looks like an ill fitting 70's wedding dress. Lea Michele looks like the friend that skipped the wedding to get turned down at the door at Studio 54.

I wish I could pinpoint exactly what Zooey has done to her face so I could figure out why she looks so weird. Mad props for that white and dark navy half moon manicure though. Her dress is great and the nails kicked it up a notch.

Blake Lively makes me wish I'd appreciated my body more in my mid-20s. It really was a glorious time. Her outfit is yawn worth for a met gala gown, but it does look lovely on her.

Kate Mara's wearing the drapes and her hair looks like shit.

Go home, Chloe Sevigny. You're over.

Sarah Silverman trying to hack it with the Hollywood big guns. The dress is AMAZING. I want to have something snarky to day, but she really does look great.

Taylor Swift's dress is a mid 90s bridesmaid/prom dress nightmare. \

Count Jerkula said...

P: Zooey

M: Lively

B: Alba

I would go through Wintour for those 3, plus Mara.

it took forever said...

this is a fashion extravaganza, i want to see things that makes me think about it, not the cute nice things but the out of this world weird things

derek harvey said...

Zooey got a new face

Renoblondee said...

Zooey looks great. Really most all do here. Not a fan of Chloe.

Meghan said...

@derek yep, took the words right out of my mouth. She did something to that face...

Meghan said...

Pretty people in pretty dresses. Except Chloe. She's always bugged me for some reason. And Lea, but I feel like Lea is ugly on the inside, which makes it hard for me to think about her in objective terms.

Silverman looks fantastic!! Maybe she's trying a bit hard, but I usually hate her on sight, and I think she looks gorgeous here!!

Surprisingly, I like Alba's dress. And Kate's - love Kate's blonde ombré.

I liked Blake better when she was Serena. She's still gorgeous, but she's got the look of warm tap water now - great if you need water, but nothing you're seeking out otherwise.

Chris J said...

Lea Michelle looks like she is playing dress up in one of Mayim Bialik's old costumes from the movie Beaches.
I thought Blake Lively really pulled off the old Hollywood look.
Most don't seem to care for Anna Wintours dress but I really like it. Lovely fit, nice textures, and the shoulders very flattering.

Paint Chips said...

Lea could use a little support and it looks like she has a gold Lamé fanny pack.

Anna's dress probably looks better in person because it couldn't look in this pic.

Chloe's is a nice - some of these looks are just so dated (Taylor)

NaughtyNurse said...

Jessica and Blake look stunning. Sarah went overboard. Chloe looks a mess, as usual.

chopchop said...

Lea Michele has such a fantastic figure, why is she hiding her tummy behind a weird, baggy swath of fabric?

Paint Chips said...

couldn't Look "worse"

missKWyumyum said...
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missKWyumyum said...

All I notice in Blake's pic is her assistant's butt. It makes the shot more humour than glamour.

rajahcat said...

damn you Blake-what a great body this girl has
gorgeous look

I kind of like Kate Mara her......different for her

Sarah Silverman?

Tina Mallette said...

Wow I have to admit Blake Lively good job, Sarah Silverman who knew you could scrub up so well!!!???? Lea baby rouching is supposed to make you look slimmer but it makes her look she has a baby bump

NJ FireFighter said...

I am surprised that Chloe is not on your list @Count. After all, there is documented evidence of her, ummm, skills.

Susan said...

A doll holding tp, Seven? That sounds incredibly creepy. LOL.

I love Jessica Alba's style.

That dress is too old for Blake Lively.

__-__=__ said...

Did everyone except Anna and Zoe piss off Harry Winston?!?!? Take a lesson Taylor! Anna's dress is hideous.

JSierra said...

I actually really love Kate Mara's dress.

JosieJo said...

It's not my favorite, but Anna's dress is more figure flattering than that Glee girl, and more interesting that all the others. *my two cents

Lila said...

Everyone looks great in this set... Besides Lea Michelle. Is that a fanny pack around her waist? I don't get it.

M. Brown said...

Sarah Silverman has two outfit templates. Middle school boy or Disney princess. That's it.

Countess Eden said...

Blake looks amazing! Better photos in the DM though. Lea looks big through her midsection. Not flattering for her.

auntliddy said...

Are we wearing the drapes, Anna?

anon said...

That may be the best I've ever seen Sarah Silverman look - very good representation of the theme.

Kate Mara's dress is hideous - I wouldn't even upholster a sofa in that fabric

Much as I can't stand Blake No-so-lively she's looks great

Lea Michele - sit down, bitch

VeeBee said...

Anna's dress looks like someone busted out the Krylon and spray-painted over one of those tissue paper butterfly craft projects from elementary school.

Holy shit Sarah Silverman- well played!

Dingle Barry said...

I can't believe no one told Zoey about the toilet paper trail behind her...

sheit_ur_duinit_wrawng! said...

Anna Wintour= Glans Penis
https://www.flickr.com/photos/40764007@N08/8757370009/in/photostream/

Count Jerkula said...

@NJFireFighter: Chloe was up against some stiff competition. Plus, I wasn't that impressed, besides the swallowing.

Aoife said...

Big step up for Sarah Silverman. She looks good for her.

Kate Mara looks like she's auditioning for Miss Haversham in a "Great Expectations" revival or something.

Taylor Swift

Chloe Sevigny

Blake Lively

The Zooey is starting to look her age. And please someone tell me what that is creeping out from the back of her gown?

Lea Michele

Jessica Alba

And the Grand Dame herself Anna Wintour. Things don't appear to be so grand at the moment for her do they?

Kat Stewart said...

Is Lea Michelle wearing a gold tire? Sarah Silverman looks amazing though.