Friday, May 02, 2014

Mr. X Blind Items Part Three

10) What friends of that all-around trainwreck are fearing that she might be headed towards another relapse after some really bad news this week?
11) What hasbeen's friends are encouraging her to be the guest of honor at a Comedy Central Roast, thinking that laughter will really be the best medicine?
12) What B-list rockstar spawn sent a package containing dog crap to that B/C-list mostly TV actress currently on a network sitcom after her daughter overheard her calling the spawn's deceased father and ex-husband junkies and drug zombies?
13) Which eccentric R&B songstress said she didn't know about the atrocities committed by that African dictator she performed for a few weeks ago? surrre...
14) Despite all that shopping, there is buzz that this hip hop couple might skip the Met Gala.

33 comments:

LottaColada said...

13- Erykah Badu

Simon said...

11 Lindsay
14 kimye

FSP said...

Badu Bing, Badu Boom

Susan M said...

13 - http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/foreigners/2014/05/erykah_badu_performed_for_swaziland_s_dictator_why_did_the_pop_icon_sing.html

Ruby said...

14 Bey and Jay

Sus said...
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Sus said...

12- Lisa Marie Presley. Her daughter overheard someone bashing Elvis and MJ.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Lol@ FSP!

LottaColada said...

@FSP, well done

Kno Won Uno said...

I have zero patience with people who claim ignorance of virtually anything while they walk around with all information compiled by humankind at the end of their arm or stuffed in their pocket.
I sound like I'm 80. Tough tooties.
LOOK THAT SHIT UP!

Steampunk Jazz said...

@Sus! Lisa Marie! Businesswoman and guntoter! What were we thinking? Duh..

MontanaMarriott said...

10. Courtney Love after the buzz about the note Kurt left.

T. E. Cuz said...

10. lindsay?
11. idk why but i thought of the name jennie garth.
12. you got it, lisa-marie
13. agreeing to the badu guess
14. could be b/j, could be anyone...

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ Simon, I would invite myself into a strangers home to watch Lohan get roasted. I would even provide the drinks and have a " get toasted for the roasted" party!
Bottoms up For every STD joke.

Tricia Shaw said...

10) Brooke mueller
11) Lyndsey
Courtney
Obvy baud
Kimye

Steampunk Jazz said...

As an aside, the "Kurt Cobain Notebook" book has been published. I guess that's where enty got that note...

Susan M said...

Good work Sus; I could hardly follow along with 12 let alone guess anyone.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

10 - Lindsay - nobody wants to fund her shitty movie, no director wants to sign on and she can't get anybody cast in it and if cameras don't start rolling in 4 weeks the project will be scrapped.

To which I say,

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Dallas Alice said...

Geezus--could someone use their Mr X-to-English dictionary to translate 12 for me?????

Tori said...

I just had to unfollow Erykah because she's RTing all this bullshit from her followers. You cannot claim ignorance. A quick Google should reveal plenty. It's disappointing that she's being so defensive and high and mighty, talking about how people who are up in arms aren't activists, need to get offline, etc.

T. E. Cuz said...

@linds and randall, i'll be in your movie! i need a job :(

Count Jerkula said...

10) Lovato
11) SJP, but does she have friends? Demi Moore.
12) Lisa Marie
13) JLO?
14) Jay/Bey

Sherry said...

10-Like the Love guess
11-Demi
12-Great guess for LisaMarie because her daughter is an actress..Sus wins today!
13-Badu apparently
14-Jay and Bey. Not sure if Kimye is invited to the gala. She certainly wasn't last year.

bellaluna said...

11 - Pam Anderson

Oopsy_Daisy said...

10. Courtney Love
11. Paula Poundstone
12. Lisa Marie Presley / Riley Keough / Sarah Hyland
13. Erykah Badu
14. Kimye

M. Brown said...

Lisa Marie. You can take the girl out of COS but not COS out of the girl. Straight out of Hubbards play book.

Snootches said...

Great guess!

Amanda Groff said...

I read on the Rolling Stone site that the photo of it was released by Seattle police.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

10.. Courtney Love. 11. Rosanne Barr. 14. Kimye - cuz I don't think Kim can take the pressure she feels not to be another fashion fail this year.

sugarbread maker said...

That's inconceivable!

Crystal said...

What is going in with #12?! That ish was so confusing...or maybe I should just put down the wine.

SrslyMike said...

Ahahaha, Lisa Marie is a class act with that one. Some folks just deserve to be sent dog shit.

di butler said...

10) Courtney
11) LiLo
12) Lisa Marie/Riley/Hyland
13) Erykah
14) Kimye