Thursday, May 15, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

The world needs more Eddie Izzard so he gets the top spot.

Ben Affleck shows off the latest in crime fighting tools Batman will employ. Baguettes.
David Beckham looks taller.
Gisele Bundchen beats up on her sister.
Heidi Klum misses the Caribbean.
Long time no see in the photos for Sandra Bernhard.
Jonny Lee Miller and his wife Michele Hicks looking great.
Gretchen Mol made a rare red carpet appearance.
Ian Somerhalder and his cologne.
Jason Bateman and his daughter at the Kings/Ducks game last night.

53 comments:

Vestal Surgeon said...

Eddie and Jason forevs. Gretchen MOLE.

Vestal Surgeon said...

And for all the naysayers re Ben as batman, if it's based on Kingdom Come, he's a good fit.

Violet said...

Vestal you are a person after my own heart. I ADORE Eddie and Jason

Count Jerkula said...

P: Jizz-L & sis tag team

M: Mol

B: Hicks

sandybrook said...

Hopefully this Batman does as well as Green Lantern did.
Sandra has had a lot of work done.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

OT: first photos of Mockingjay Pt 1!

Bacon Ranch said...

Great picture of Jason Bateman. If you like dark comedy I recommend his movie Bad Words. It's great.

Tina Mallette said...

Ben looks good gotta say. Love Jason Bateman forever.

Count Jerkula said...

I am kinda pissed that Jizz-L's sister is blocking the view of Jizz-L's ass in yoga pants.

Vestal Surgeon said...

Kristin : can't contain excitement!

Kat has left the building said...

God bless David Beckham.

TalksTooMuch said...

Ben Affleck looks great here! Salt & pepper fox!

Love Jason Bateman

Vestal Surgeon said...

Erm, are they baguettes, or kindling? Ben can light my fire any day.

Vestal Surgeon said...

+1 Violet. Arrested Development forevs.

Seven of Eleven said...

Thank you, Wigs!

Holy wow, Eddie Izzard!

Ben looks hot.

I love it when blondes get corn rows.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

David Beckham looks like he's been getting fashion tips from Al Pacino.

Discobitch said...

JLM
Izzard
Affleck

Oh yeah

Malibu Borebee said...

It's nice to see Eddie out and about in some lippy. I like him butch, I like him any way at all, but I haven't seen him en femme in ages. He looks good.

Renoblondee said...

Ben is looking good!

Harry Knuckles said...

Eddie looks like he's dropped some weight. Hope he's healthy and happy.

Affhole is a low grade actor that is going to totally stink in Batman. He's nothing but an affected fuck.

I'm going to ask Heidi to come over to my place and scrub out my tub with her head.

Sandra Bernhard is 58 now. She truly doesn't give a fuck what other people think. Have always loved her.

Always thought Gretchen Mol was super pretty. Really stupid, but pretty.

If Somerhalder is straight then I'm Howard Hughes.

Snapdragon said...

My love for Eddie Izzard knows no bounds. ♥

Ray Nicolet said...

Affleck is gonna do so well as Batman. That movie will make a shit ton of money too. Suck it haters.

Shelly Shell said...

I do worse to my younger sisters still even though we adults.

Vestal Surgeon said...

+1000,000 Ray.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Heidi Klum looks like an extra from the movie 'Stargate'

discoflux said...

I think putting her sister in a headlock in front of cameras was a dick move on Gisele's part. "Hey! Let me humiliate you in front of these people that are DEFINITELY selling these picturws that will be published around the world!"

She has to make herself look better than the other person in the picture with her. That's why she always convinces Tom Brady to dress like a douche nozzle.

discoflux said...

*pictures

crila16 said...

It must be hard having a supermodel for a sister, who's also married to a hot celebrity. She must have excellent self-esteem.

Sandra Berhard looks fabulous.

bored soccer mom said...

I heart Ben. So much.


And not to be gross, but Gretchen Mol's dress looks like her period came a few days early. :p

skippy said...

Eddie & Jason .. I definitely would. However I've seen Eddie in a better shade of lippy

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Isn't this Gisele's twin, no less?

Jessie said...

I saw a pic of Gisele and her sister both gussied up. Her sister got the better face although Gisele is still beautiful just in a less conventional way.

FS said...

Executive transvestite!

(if you don't know that reference, youtube it. You will thank me.)

FS said...

Points off, Eddie, the lipstick doesn't match the manicure and the manicure shade is better. ;)

Tina Mallette said...

So looks like the Jay-Bey joint statement came out to late for Enty.

Does the lipstick have to match the manicure? Cause with some of the wild manicures now near impossible. I want to get my nails done in ombre style.

NaughtyNurse said...

Heidi looks like a hag.

LOVE Jason Bateman!

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh, and hellooooooo, Ian! Comeonoverhere and let me sniff you! Hubba bubba!

Dallas Alice said...

I've had a girl crush on Gretchen Mol for years...and I'm NOT ashamed to admit it.

Dallas Alice said...

Having said that, the red splotch on her dress is very unfortunately placed.

BeckyMae said...

Gisele was obvs the succubus twin....

I live for Eddie...saw him once doing stand up in Edinburgh, possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen...shame I was too drunk to remember any of it :(
It's a crying shame The Riches was cancelled, great show...despite Minnie Driver's presence...

Unknown said...

Eddie's fab. Altho crazy for running something like 23 marathons in 40 days a couple of years ago. Our bodies aren't meant for that.

Count Jerkula said...

Thanks for the Gretchen Mol pic, Harry. I regret to say that I aint clicking a link knowing it is going to take me to a nude pic of Bernhard. She's like the female version of Scottie Pippen, next level fugly.

hairydawg said...

six comments in one post...........

Guess who's baaack!

FS said...

Honestly I dont know if lipstick and manicure are supposed to match or coordinate anymore. Maybe that was an 80s thing.

Allis said...

Coordinate yes, matching no

Gabi said...

Eddie was getting around in stilettos in that pic, better than I can manage!!

Kassandra said...

Did anyone notice that Ben's guns are super hot/sexy? LOL.

First time i've been attracted to Ben. At all.

Kameon Quillen said...

Love Eddie Izzard! The first show of his I saw made me laugh so hard I went into premature labor and was put on bed rest...it was worth it.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Yes! Loved him in The Riches! Though I did NOT go into premature labor...

Aoife said...

That rose on Gretchen Mol's dress is in a very awkward position.

I always forget Jonny Lee Miller is married. So he has a type huh?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Izzy found the right shade of red.
Ben? Holy Batman!!!!!!! I have been
Converted!
Gisele is just given her sis a little elevated treatment.
Heidi Klum is missing THE BOAT.
Ian Smolder looks life a hybrid of Rob Lowe And Channing Tater

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Gisele is giving sis ELEVATER treatment. But it is also elevated.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

+1