Thursday, June 26, 2014

A Video Of Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Doing Coke At A Club Is For Sale

According to In Touch, they viewed and were offered for sale a grainy video of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber doing lines of coke at a club. It must be super grainy because you know Justin has his goons crack down on anyone with a camera. Selena is not as good about that kind of thing, but I don't know what they expect if they are doing lines openly at a club. Someone is going to get something recorded. There are a million places they could do coke without getting busted, but they probably feel like they can do anything anywhere and nothing will happen. Once the club finds out, they will probably ban the pair, but what do they care? There are a million other places that would happily let them come in and party because of the publicity it would bring. If In Touch has not bought the video, then it must be really grainy and there must be a lot of context that would be tough to explain in an article. I wouldn't be shocked if it ends up on Entertainment Tonight. They are pretty good about buying that kind of thing. One place it won't show up is E!. Oh, or Extra or Access Hollywood because they are all about kissing butt and not actually reporting anything that could in any way be seen as remotely negative about any celebrity.

35 comments:

sandybrook said...

In Touch is a very credible source for celebrity news :(. In the meantime whatever Enty this is discredits the report while trying to make it credible.

SecretTorture said...

I pray Justin goes bankrupt soon, but dumb american preteens keep buying his merchandise and giving him their parents money.

Renoblondee said...

Take it to the bathroom next time dumb asses!

fancyscreenname said...

the mere suggestion of the tape existing is believable

why would one spend money to actually SEE it?

Sherry said...

Are we supposed to be shocked? Why Selena continues with this douche I will never understand.

Violet said...

We've had 1D drug video and their careers haven't stalled. This is an even more no one will care (and their careers are over anyway, drugs or no)

crila16 said...

I don't know which is worse, being caught doing lines of coke...or knowing that she is willingly sleeping with Justin Bieber. Both are bad for your health.

sugarbread maker said...

We're they snorting like a champ though? ?

AJ said...

Meh. Not surprised.

SecretTorture said...

Oh and I can't wait to see Selena's people spin this once the questions start being asked like why are you using cocaine when you have Lupus? I always knew she was a coke head ever since that time she was literally wheeled into the hospital for "dehydration." Yeah right.

rajahcat said...

meh

TH-ighs said...

How can any phone take grainy video these days? Don't you just touch the screen and it auto-focuses?

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JMY said...

Justins career wouldn't really be harmed. He'll still move tickets, albums and merchandise.

Selena however..

Dexamyl said...

Ugh. Unless she has a strap - on and a riding crop, no one would care.

Oh, wait. Joe Jonas and Blanda tried that 2 years ago and nobody bought that story either.

RowdyRodimus said...

I am shocked! Young people doing recreational drugs? Never! Women shall be clutching their pearls and men will be getting their shotguns ready for the inevitable collapse of society!

TalksTooMuch said...

Did they stick the landing, sugarbread?? This is the stuff we need to know

cubsfan1990 said...

@sandy
How is intouch very credible for celebrity news? Explain?

SallySitwell said...

who. cares.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Th-ighs, isn't grainy due to lack of light? Whoever needs that new Samsung that does night shots, lol

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

They are truly just boring. Really a 'coke video' OH NO!!!! so tired. shouldn't celebrities have the bomb drugs anyway? If I were famous I would have my assistant fetch me some Quaaludes and have a house party! It be margs, sangria, whiskey, vodka, and some blackberry cordial. Duh!

I'm with Crila...how can she really sleep with Justin still? She has to be drunk and or high to do so. Sad. Get a new man!

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Also, mornin' all!

TalksTooMuch said...

Social post, Orvilla, clicky on profile!

Cocoa said...

Morning, Orvilla

@Count, is this the video you've been waiting for? Fap-worthy, maybe?

sugarbread maker said...

I don't think beiber's stick ever gets stiff enough for one to.. stick the landing on.

Ari said...

First of all, thank you Enty for clearing up the difference in those stupid Entertainment show (I'm a CBS chick, so ET is naturally what I bump into at home) and secondly, not surprised, those two are fiends at the moment...hope they get it out of their system soon

Michael said...

These two are adults and I am no longer accepting any excuses they come up with for their actions. They can both suffer the consequences for all I care

Count Jerkula said...

Unless her titty or balloon knot is hanging out, I am uninterested. Surely Beiber hade her pull a train w/ his bodyguards for lines, where is that video. A tender young Selena getting pressure tested by a couple of goons would be a hot seller. I envision a scene similar to Cody Lane in the Blue Room.

AKM said...

I like her. I just do. So this makes me sad. I wish for better days, sans that loser, for her.

sandybrook said...

Cubs take the time to look up the word sarcasm. I do a lot of that here.

Rob Horine said...

I pray that Selena's family throw her into rehab and she finds out that Justin doesn't really love her before she dies of a overdose.

I fear that she's not long for this world.

Brian said...

Back to the baptism bathtub for Beibs...

Dexamyl said...

This is a person who laughingly sang "If I kill you, I'd be a part of the KKK, and there's gonna be one less lonely n*gger."

If he survived that, a little coke is nothing.

auntliddy said...

Show some class and just delete it. They are already drowning.

MadLyb said...

I think the Egyptians had the right idea. If these two had been alive thousands of years ago, they would have been sacrificed to the gods at an early age. Now this is how an advanced society protects itself from colossal douchebaggery.