Thursday, June 19, 2014

Blind Item #10

This former A list mostly movie actor turned B list take what he can get actor from an acting family brought a hooker to dinner. No one knew though until one of the dinner companions asked the woman what she did for a living and she replied that she did our actor. Just like that. English was not her first language but she made it clear she was in it for the money and left everyone at the table looking around to find a different place to sit.

55 comments:

Riven said...

Nic Cage

OneEyeCharlie said...

Obviously, subtlety was not one of her specialties.

sandybrook said...

Charlie sheen

Riven said...

Or David Arquette

The Real Dragon said...

LMAO what kinda of sitcom scenario.

I'm assuming the waiter pour the wine out of the cup and ran here to email you.

rajahcat said...

who is it that always say you can't make a housewife out of a ho????? or something like that

rajahcat said...

says

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lazyday603 said...

Nobody would ask Charlie Sheen's companion what she does for a living. It would be like asking Queen Elizabeth II what she does. We all know.

Sugar said...

David Arquette

Freya said...

This sounds familiar. Wasn't there one about a brother renting the services of an escort for his brother? I'll say Emilio although he has better sense...I hope.

Karen said...

David Arquette has that pregnant girlfriend, otherwise I'd think it was him.

TalksTooMuch said...

I had a drunk SAHW answer the same way once. Very awkward.

D Brown said...

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think. Dorothy Parker.

MontanaMarriott said...

Luke Wilson?

rolotomassi said...

Matt Dillon -John Cusack--actually sounds funny

Riven said...

In researching this I found out a previously unknown (to me) fact:

Donald P Bellesario, who writes for and produces NCIS and NCIS LA is the step-daddy to Probbie. Also some other actor on NCIS LA but I don't watch that one so don't know who he is.

Anyway I thought that was interesting. You may not. (Abbie & Probbie 4 Ever)

Kno Won Uno said...

@D Brown - rapier sharp, mean wit died with her. Oh, to be at that table.

rolotomassi said...

if enty thinks
luke Wilson is former A then w/ @ Montana's guess fits based on yesterday's blind re:de[pression,hangin out @ strip bars alone.weight gain.

hothotheat said...

@montana Wilson family is a good guess but this would be more Owen's style.

Tricia Shaw said...

+1 montano
Nicely done

MeanieRhysie said...

No shame in being a "working girl"! I've never done it, but hey, different strokes for different folks, right?

canadachick said...

Owen Wilson

MontanaMarriott said...

I always get my Wilson brothers confused, LOL, sorry I am Latina y'all look the same to me, JK.

I saw the blond one with an exotic chick on another website and that's who I was referring to. Which one is that one?

lazyday603 said...

The Wilson bros grew up incredibly rich in Dallas. They lived on Strait Lane down the street from Ross Perot. Think upper east side in Manhattan or Carolwood Dr in Beverly Hills. I've always assumed family money because his father ran the local PBS station & how lucrative could public broadcasting work be? Can't imagine somebody from that world bringing a hooker to a social event.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Arthur. As for the acting family, Gil lil Auntie was a thespian. (Maybe)

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

AnyHO, I say Baldwin, the divorced one. Daniel or Stephen.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Well, minus the "former A list" part.
But if Enty really is snockered he might call the other Baldwin Bros. "A list". I mean, relleeee sniovkered!

QueenAnne Guido said...

Emilio E, just to be different.

snookiemonster said...

Keifer Sutherland?

fedwaymom said...

You can't turn A hoe into A housewife

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

fedwaymom said...
You can't turn A hoe into A housewife


If someone can marry an agricultural tool in the US, your liberalism regarding sex life is mind blowing.


What a disgusting classist family, being a hooker is not worse than any other person who marries for the dough. It's better because she doesn't lie about her intentions, and eventually is cheaper than a normal marriage.

MadLyb said...

I think this is indeed Owen Wilson. Awesome blind!

Unknown said...

Peter Fonda

Sassy Snarkster said...

Ryan O'Neal

Count Jerkula said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is the question, does he ship her back and find a whore with a brain, or does he laugh it off and keep her?

auntliddy said...

I second the owen wilson guess. Hes got mental issues.

veee said...

Not Emilio. He's married and makes wine. There was an article about it in the NYT.

Dexamyl said...

The first time I read this story, years ago, it was Jack Warner asking Tennessee Williams' boyfriend what he did for a living.

.robert said...

Riven, you can tell when he finally got his step-dad to get him more lines/a better character. He suddenly turned into more than a tech geek and the Anthony character became more of a comic foil.

Sprink said...

@D Brown and Kno, if I were at that table with Dotty & Co, I'd have kept my mouth shut and my pen to hand.

Sprink said...

As for the hooker's comment at the table, I loved it.

Refreshingly candid. That young lady will go far.

(No, I'm not *jokes joking*--what a fab response.)

Alita said...

What's SAHW, @TTM?

Am thinking it's 'something something house wife' - ?

Sprink said...

Alita, I've seen it as SAHM = Stay At Home Mother so will guess SAHW = Stay at Home Wife..

JulieAnn14777 said...

MONTANAMARRIOTT--that's Owen

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sugarbread maker said...

Rich people think everyone can be bought.

Riven said...

@.robert thanks for pointing that out, now that you mention it I know the character shift you're referring to. I can't remember the last episode I watched, but I think it was the season after Jim Carrey's ex's character died. The team was split and then they got back together and then I stopped watching it regularly.

Diane said...

Stay at home wife

Diane said...

Stay at home wife

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh, sorry,yes you guys are right, Stay At Home Wife. I worked in the Country Club area and I don't think a week went by without one of those ladies in my shop, crying and half-cut and unhappy. I learned to keep a chair in the back and chamomile tea in stock

mzmarymac said...

I find her candor quite refreshing - straight out of the dinner-date scene from Pretty Woman.

deb said...

i don't think it was stupid either...a very pointed comment, and probably says much more about him than about her.