February 19, 2014
After having an employee of her husband fired last year for not keeping the rain away from our actress, she had several people desperate to keep her dry at an event this year. This A list Academy Award nominee/winner actress said it is one of the perks to being married to someone rich.
Salma Hayek
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59 comments:
Thank you! My kingdom for a reveal!
And yay for extraneous PUHs!
Still can only get a visual of her in From Dusk Till Dawn
Indeed. I don't blame her. My hair gets caught in the rain and it turns into a raging red Afro.
I hope that twat that harasses celebrities on the red carpet pours a bucket of water on her head next!!!!
Nice to see she honors and remembers her humble beginnings in a small town /farm in Mexico...jeez.
So Salma wasn't rich enough on her own even though she has been producing. Wow.
Is Salma Hayek's PUH a paid gig, or like an internship? Asking for a friend.
I hope she is paying well for this peon work.
there is rich and then there is billions, she married billions and wants to live every moment of the extreme lifestyle it offers
Anyone with some clout can have a PUH..
Real Wealth is having a PAA (Personal Ass Atomizer ) who's sole job is Hurrumph! and to spray scent should there be any gas leaks from the nether regions.
Yuck.
She most definitely deserves an angry pirate!!
Does she melt IF she gets wet?
Dumba$$e$ will money! Go figure.
@Derek I really hope that happens too.
She's a c*m bucket for a rich guy. BFD. Get over yourself.
I want a PSH (Personal Spatula Holder). I hate setting a used spatula on the counter and dirtying up the counter when I know I will need to use it again in a moment. Sure, I could set it on a paper plate, but the Dutch in me really recoils at the waste. A PSH would solve all my issues. Make it so, Wish Fairy!
This woman is the biggest bitch around.
Oh lord, get over yourself Selma!!
Or Salma! :/
Okay, texas, who's gonna piss off Charlie??
Plot twist: it wasn't even raining!
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
I prefer the Won't Fit in the Buccaneer...
I don't buy this. This is a woman who breast fed a baby that wasn't hers in africa because the baby was starving. that doesn't sound like somebody who would get somebody fired for not keeping the rain off of her.
If your job is to hold an umbrella for a famous person and you can't even do that - well, you deserve to be fired. PUH is not just a job, it's an adventure!
I'm with ya Charlie.
@jack, E does not like Salma. She's also the subject of a BI about crappy wait service and she told the manager she'd buy the restaurant and fire him (or something like that).
Wonder what you put on your resume and what about the NEXT PUH job? Will this sacking affect their ability to continue in that position? What do you tell your next prospective employer on why you're not in her employ any longer? Salma was so perfect rain dare not touch her. My services were no longer needed.
@seven, I feel like Enty doesn't like a lot of people and half the stuff he posts about them just sounds so made up. I really can't see this being Salma though.
Shoot bad pronoun agreement. Should be your ability.
Snobby, yes, but seriously…if your only job responsibility is to hold an umbrella over somebody's head and you can't do that right, then you deserve to be shown the door.
No one likes Salma. And the breast feeding thing in Africa? She did it only cause she knew a reporter and a camera man were there.
She is insufferable, even before fame. She is from middle upper class in her hometown and already behaved like she was bigger than everyone.
@runswithscissors, you're such a pessimist. a woman breast fed a child who was starving and who's mother was unable to do anything to help all for attention? yeah, no. still don't buy it.
Charlie - I have a spoon rest, but it doesn't work to use it. Then you just gotta wash the spoon rest.
They should invent something that looks like a pallet truck, where the spatula is suspended parallel to the countertop. It'd clip the handle, so no mess unless it drips.
Naiiiiiiled it
Personal Spatula Holder...lol
Thank you, Zeeky. Same thing here. Use the spoon rest and suddenly that's twice as much cleaning. A PSH solves all. The could double as a taster "Too much salt?"
Her husband is a fool to fire someone for this. Do it too often and he might lose the loyalty of employees he wants to keep.
It's been said that Selma threatened a restaurant owner that her husband would buy the restaurant and close it because she had to wait for a table.
When you marry a man just for his money you are a prostitute. Nothing glamorous or envious about that. He prob has other women that get an umbrella holding escort too.
Why doesn't her wealthy hubs just get her one of these hatsbut handmade from the skins of blind, virgin nuns.
I remember when she went on Oprah a few years back and dissed married women for needing a man. Next thing you know, she's married to a billionaire (who doesn't want to pay child support for his other kid). I always liked her, but I think her persona is just a big act and she's as shallow or worse than anyone else in Tinsletown.
@Sincerely Your friend, I know, why is this kind of situation so very different than hookers giving blow jobs for cash? If you're a hooker people treat you like trash and you can get arrested for what you're doing, but if you marry a rich person just for the money everybody treats you like gold and no cop would touch you.
Her super high quality skin care line at CVS is half off ya'll.
I don't confess to being an expert on the internal workings of boobs but I don't think a woman can just whip one out and start nursing a baby for a photo op. I've slurped on a few in my day for extended periods and never struck milk.
Hey Charlie - my shop sells pot clips - the spoon hangs over the pot so nothing gets gunky
She is totally justified. Rain does indeed shrink fake titties!
I'm mentally designing and sharpening the guillotine for all the entitled fucks I've been reading about of late. They really do need to be put or of their (and our) misery.
Exactly cowbells. Unless she had just had Valentina AND was breastfeeding her then doubtful she would be able to provide milk to any child. Good possibilty she may have been at that point.
Bitch has frizzy hair. Product will only hold it so long.
Cee yoU Next Tuesday
She had recently had her baby and was still breast feeding her.
Easy Easy!
Salma has turned into a disgusting human being.
Salma has turned into a disgusting human being.
Oh, oh! Pick me, pick me! I have news about The Salma! I have a friend that uhm...worked on the Grownups 2 set. They gave me an earful on their eye witnessed bullshit by her. She was difficult to everyone, BEHIND the scenes, kissed Sandler's ass.
I hope this isn't true. I have always like her too and while the nursing the stranger baby may have been a photo op I was touched by it at the time.
I hope this isn't true. I have always like her too and while the nursing the stranger baby may have been a photo op I was touched by it at the time.
What humble beginnings, Tricia? She's from a wealthy family.
It used to be the nanny's job to keep her dry, now that she's older they're just called assistants.
Welcome back, di. We missed you
@di. Hi! We've missed you
I guess she does not like having a wet back. Hi-Yooooooooo!
Seriously though, why do poor people who become rich act like assholes.
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