Tuesday, June 03, 2014

Blind Item #5

This B list actress does just about everything. Apparently she also just got a breast enlargement because she says when her actor husband left her it devastated her and she thinks new breasts will make her feel better about herself.

35 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Amy Poehler

Jerry Seinfeld said...

She left him, I thought.

katiekat said...

Amy Poehler?

jack ducky said...

Amy is A list

Violet said...

The one from 90210.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Adele Dazeem

Freya said...
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jack ducky said...

She left him though

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

This happened with an ex-friend of mine. I don't think the new boobs made her feel better. She just started wearing trashy shirts and no bra. She went on a slutcapade looking LOST and screwing the bottom-feeders.

LottaColada said...

I like your guess @Freya. I think she's closer to C list though.

Freya said...

Someone looking for an excuse to have the surgery done. I read somewhere how women in particular will get plastic surgery just for the painkillers.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Jack I don't even know her real name so I'm gonna have to trust you on this :)

Freya said...

If a guy left me, I'll just go to the spa and get rubbed down by an Adonis with hazel eyes and not try to Travolta him.

Riven said...

When my ex left me I swore I would never meditate again. And I haven't. It's almost like getting a boob job. Except no one hit one me as a result. But that's ok cause I showed him! Take your hippy pretentious system of belief and shove it!

I probs should have gone with the boob job, eh?

Jerry Seinfeld said...

I'm with you.
Why not just say you want bigger tits?

Freya said...

@LottaColada Yeah you're right. Plus she really doesn't do everything. Maybe it is Amy Poehler. TV/movie actress, award show host and now author.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@Riven you are awesome!

Tigercat said...

Idina Menzel?

OneEyeCharlie said...

Not gonna fault her. We all look for solace in different ways. Mine would be Japanese chef knives.

aemish said...

lol @Riven and Chuckie :p

Tigercat said...

Whoopsie. @Kristin was there first ("You again!" to quote Sandybrook).

@Orvilla Bedinbacher "Slutcapade" - now that's a great phrase.

:)

auntliddy said...

I dont get the connect btwn man leaving and woman gets boobs? Get your hair cut and colored, get some new clothes, shave ya legs and pits- but surgery? Utuh. And amy wld never, thank u very much.

Brenda L said...

Oh so that's how you finally move on, huh? Surgery, here I come!

Riven said...

Also I'll guess Jennie Garth.

derek harvey said...

@Riven or you could take the Katy Perry route and "meditate" your way to larger breasts....the power of "positive thinking" girl!

Sherry said...

I can see someone doing this. If he was always checking out women with larger breasts I can see it happening. Will it help? Not necessarily but women who break up typically do something like go one "that new man might see me naked diet" or some such thing. I guess it's always a matter of $$.

Sherry said...

And yes "Slutcapade" is an awesome word for the day. Submit that to the NYTimes it should be a word in the Magazine section.

Count Jerkula said...

Great line when they see each other after the enhancement, "WOW, if ya had them when we were together, I probably wouldn't have left."

QueenAnne Guido said...

Si IMPLANTE.

Zach said...

My random guess was Tea Leoni, but she got them during the marriage. "Does just about everything" makes me think TV, movies, reality. Jennie Garth doesn't really do movies, but yes to reality.

Riven said...

@Derek unfortunately I'm cursed with boobs that are "Last to grow, First to go." I don't really want to know what my body would come up in response lol.

sugarbread maker said...

My thoughts exactly

Nothanksdarlin said...

We were destined to be friends :)

Aoife said...

Isn't Idina Menzel A list Broadway?