Sunday, June 15, 2014

Blind Item #7

Chances are very high that a brand new pregnancy announcement might turn to tragedy when the expectant father realizes the baby is not his. All he has to do is check the math.

59 comments:

SugarTitz said...

Bilson??

Violet said...

Tragedy? Dramatic much.
Kate and William.

TalksTooMuch said...

Don't be silly. Actors can't do math. See: Selena Gomez and private jet

sandybrook said...

Haha Violet wishful thinking I'm sure.
so the fake daddy is gonna kill someone? Or himself?

Tricia13 said...

Kourtney k

Unknown said...

So a couple who have not been together too long,,,or daddy was away for an extended period?

Kristin Wigs said...

Please be Mila Kunis.
Please be Mila Kunis.
Please be Mila Kunis.

Procrastibator said...

Like sands through the hourglass...

SugarTitz said...

I hope it's another kourtney k. Who's the daddy? ?

Hammer_Girl said...

Well this would explain why Count has been MIA, he's knocked up Hayden P. and Wladimir K is hot on his trail.

Procrastibator said...

Kiebler

SugarTitz said...

^5 oh yes. Maybe Franco? ?

Angela said...

Kate Major(sp)? is pregnant again while in jail.

SugarTitz said...

Russian boxers no good at math. And the we're swingers anyway.

CoBe said...

Jessica!

Unknown said...

Kelly rowland?

Unknown said...

Only if his splooge can make it from the digestive tract to the reproductive tract on their own:)

Tricia13 said...

Recent is within a few weeks....not 6 or more weeks as is case of mila,Hayden, andkiebler

Unknown said...

And that means from either end of the digestive tract.

The Real Dragon said...

Bilson
Hayden P
Kelly. R

Simon said...

Michael lohan and Kate major

missbunny said...

Juliana, Ryan secrets ex, she moved from bearding to single to engaged and knocked up pretty quickly

NaughtyNurse said...

Tragedy is a bit dramatic, unless we're talking about a potentially violent reaction from the guy who thinks the baby is his. And let's hope not.

missbunny said...

Actually I was thinking of Georges ex, keibler, I just mix those two rent a blonde mixed up!

bellaluna said...

Please tell me you're kidding.

parissucksliterally said...

Disick and Kourtney.
If this kid looks like a werewolf too, then Scott is the definitely the dad.

SugarTitz said...

Just announced yesterday. She was separated a while before she went to jail. Tragedy because Michael will probably kill her.

Mama Bear said...

Being a alcoholic pregnant lady is not a good thing.....

bellaluna said...

Or he forces her to abort or beats her into a miscarriage. Which, please God, no.

Seven of Eleven said...

@paris!

missbunny said...

On the topic of Scott disdickapickle, have we seen a VIP pic, because I always assumed he had to be packing for Kort to keep him around. Vip? I'm sending out the bat signal for confirmation of my hunch :-)

Procrastibator said...

Rosamund Pike

saltygirl said...

This is my guess, too. And it's probably true whether or not it's the couple in the blind.

Laninna said...

We'll see if the baby has webbed toes like Ashton. ;D

JSierra said...

Omg I shouldn't have laughed at that boy I totally did and I still am.

Frida said...

The Kate Major guess is a good one. Michael Lohan's violent tendencies could lead to the "tragic".

Unknown said...

Renner - did 'ya really think that stripper "aspiring" baby mama wouldn't try for con #2?

The Enquirer said...

Will and Kate is a fabulous guess. Those two are so boring. A little scandal would really be fun for the rest of us.

Kelly said...

Me too @J. Lol

Sherry said...

Is Kate pregnant again? The princess not the loser screwing mesh shirt man. I thought that was a rumor.

Lo Key says stop with the censorship already! said...

@Tricia, if Enty's grasp of time is anything like his concept of rankings, "recent" could be any time since the 80s.

1880s.

Tricia13 said...

@lowkey...u have a point lol

AJ said...

@Sherry
I don't think Kate the Princess is pregnant. I vaguely recall seeing her sipping whiskey on some sort of tour recently in the DM.

Count Jerkula said...

Your lips to god's ear, Hammer Girl. I'd take a beating from the Ukie giant to get a taste of that hot lil bim.

I'm gonna go along w/ this being a rehash of the Keibler rumors. Never trust a whore.

Unknown said...

Kiebler's elf is supposedly Geoff Stults' kid, not Mr. Moneybags Pobre's.

Alita said...

Don't think it could be Kate Major. Any pregnancy to Michael Lohan is automatically perceived as a tragedy before any maths is considered.

And if it were discovered to not be his the attitude would be more along the 'dodged a bullet' trajectory than anything else.

JSierra said...

Sherry & AJ I saw on some gossip rag at HEB that the duchess is preggo with twins, palace confirmation and everything. But, in DM pics from today she definitely doesn't look pregnant at all, let alone with twins and I haven't seen anything about it anywhere else. All I know is Prince George is Hella cute.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Lol @Alita

Unknown said...

Keibler. Her bump was very prominent at the Ravens charity baseball game two weeks ago. And.... her husband appeared bored and annoyed

AJ said...

@JSierra
Who knows. HRH is like Jennifer Aniston. Pregnant every other month with a food baby or twin food babies. LOL.

cowbulls said...

I don't understand the hating on Stacy. How many of us that aren't in a committed relationship would turn down a 2 year VERY lucrative bearding contract with an extremely attractive celebrity partner?

rajahcat said...

yep^^^

Haywood Jablomee said...

I'm guessing math is not his strong suit. The baby's gonna look like me.

Haywood Jablomee said...

The gold star sticker goes to Hammer_Girl.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Oh hell, Chelsea Clinton.

Haywood Jablomee said...

with a Chinaman.

Haywood Jablomee said...

A Chinaman with a small penis, or is that redundant.

rajahcat said...

Ima go with Hammer Girl

not Mila

Tara said...

If it's Hayden P.....he could very seriously hurt her. Was there a blind about him being abusive, and her having had abusive relationships in the past?

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