Sunday, June 15, 2014

Blind Item #9

Viggo Mortensen said he only had sex with this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner one time because she was so skinny and bony that it was painful. He compared it to having sex with a brick wall.

88 comments:

derek harvey said...

All of them

derek harvey said...

but Monique

jack ducky said...

Kiera Knightly? Idk

jack ducky said...

Hahaha

TalksTooMuch said...

I doubt very much Viggo Mortensen is talking like that. Man is a professional. But for bony, I would go for the Keira Knightly guess

The Real Dragon said...

Precious

sandybrook said...

St AngieJo

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

I second ducky's guess. They were in A Dangerous Method together.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

How about Gwyneth? Weren't they in a movie together?

Seven of Eleven said...

I'm not bony. Call me, Aragorn!

Also, Viggo has a new movie coming out based on a Patricia Highsmith book (she's the one who wrote the Mr Ripley series and Hitchcock's "Strangers on a Train").

The Two Faces of January

teresa crane said...

Keira Knightly is indeed bony

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

That's DAME Angie Jo.

sugarbread maker said...

Goopy all the way

Unknown said...

Keira didn't win an Oscar, has to be Goop - movie perfect murder - very good movie - she isn't annoying in it. rumors they were hooking up anyways. Makes me feel better about my rolls and love Viggo more - !

Violet said...

I think we need to separate out the skinniness and the not so good at sex. I'm sure there are plenty of skinny people out there who are perfectly acceptable as far as the sexy times are concerned.

Procrastibator said...

Tongue : that travesty of a remake of a Hitchcock Classic : dial M for murder. Gee, he dropped his standards.

bellaluna said...

MY man!!

katydid said...

2nd the Goopy guess. They co stared in a Perfect Murder. His sex scene with Maria Bello in History of Violence is very hot. That has nothing to do with the blind I just always think of it when Viggo and sex are in the same sentence....

sandybrook said...

Us Sandy's always stick together but imma change to Sandra Bullock (28 Days)

Seven of Eleven said...

Just for you, @katydid

(NSFW)

sandybrook said...

I didn't realize she was demoted to Dame @Kristin.

TalksTooMuch said...

Me too, katydid! And then I immediately wince because stair bruises

SecretTorture said...

Hey hey hey now... it can be painful for girls to be with skinny men too. I've had a few thigh bruises from hip bones and it's not sexy.

Seven of Eleven said...

Just for you, @TTM

NSFW, turn your speakers down, too.

MeanieRhysie said...

Mmmm...Viggo and sex...

(Lol at autocorrect wanting to change Viggo to Bighorn!)

timebob said...

That is when Goop was in full macro diet mode she was pretty stick thin.

Perfect Murder was a good movie.

TalksTooMuch said...

Also he of the swinging ball sack in Eastern Promises. Ooooh,gif??

katydid said...

Awesome Ladies! High five!

youdontsay said...

Anne Hathaway (lost a lot of weight for the film she won the Oscar for) Les Mis.

JSierra said...

I'm sorry but he kind of reminds me of a drunk rabbit in that clip.

Froggy England said...

That's not very gentlemanly. Normally when a man bad mouths a woman like this after sleeping with her, it's more likely to do with his wounded pride ie she declined any further sex and that's why it was one time. I know if it's the goop no one wants to hear that. But it's true and a guy bad mouthing a woman after he slept with her doesn't get any free pass from me even if it is the goop. Sorry.

TalksTooMuch said...

^5 katy!

Hammer_Girl said...

What about Cate Blanchette or Liv Tyler?

Please Eastern Promises GIF!!!! Two of my favorite things rolled into one, Viggo and tattoo's

MeanieRhysie said...

I don't care, I'll take the bruises!
Viggo ...Mmmm.

moussemaker said...

Renée Zellweger.

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh man, that fight scene was brutal - but Viggo kicking a** naked, dayum.

Viggo is what Franco wishes he was. Actor, photographer, poet, teacher, owner of his own publishing house, multi-lingual, hot, and kicks butt nude. Poor Batsperm can only wish.

Bathhouse nude fight scene (definitely NSFW)

MeanieRhysie said...

Poor batsperm! ROFL

Tina Mallette said...

Or maybe Viggo was just making a statement of opinion matter of factly because the reality is that some men do not enjoy having sex with a woman who is so bony it must seem like having sex with a famine victim. Most men and women prefer their sex partners to have a little meat on those bones.

TalksTooMuch said...

All I can say about the boniness is that okay, maybe you can run into a brick wall ONCE by accident. Fool me once and all that...After that it's all you. Make an excuse! Fake a leg cramp! Save yoself, Viggo!

Hammer_Girl said...

I would gladly pack on a few pounds if it guaranteed a Return of the King.

Froggy England said...

@tina,,,yeah but it was more than a general statement of opinion,,,ie " I don't like having sex with very thin women, I've tried it, it's painful" He named her, said it was the reason he did not go back for seconds and said it was like doing a brick wall, that to me sounds like a man rejected. If whomever she is, was my mate, id think the guy was a total douche bag and would be tempted to tell him as much. That's how I look at it, if it was a guy saying it about my friend, how would I feel? The fact they are famous doesn't make it better....:-((

Tongue N. Cheek said...

I know some people call it "boning" but that's taking it too far.

TalksTooMuch said...

I loved 28 Days, sandy!

Tricia Shaw said...

Nicole kidman
Portrait of a lady was the film

Renoblondee said...

She is pretty skinny. Good guess.

Tricia Shaw said...

Thx Reno:)

NaughtyNurse said...

I am a little disappointed in Viggo's junk, from what I saw in that scene, Seven!!! Sad little flopper.

Sandy said...

This comment was probably made to an indiscreet friend, not in an interview or anything. People say all sorts of things to friends that they'd never say for public consumption. It's not his fault that the friend is a blabber.

That said, hahahahaha. And while good sexytimes do not have anything to do with weight, apparently her jutting bones displeased him, which is fair.

Malibu Borebee said...

This is an old story that everyone knows. Bag o' bones Goop slept with Viggo while they filmed A Perfect Murder. She was engaged to Brad Pitt at the time. Pitt found out, broke off the engagement and dumped Goop.

FrenchGirl said...

@MalibuBorebee
+1

Trilby said...

She was my first thought for this one, too.

Groovy said...

angie

skippy said...

Dame Angie

Trilby said...

Oooh, good story!!

MadLyb said...

I actually like that he said this (allegedly). Too many once-curvy actresses obsess over food and starve themselves because they think they look better with boyishly-thin bodies.

SNJ said...

Yes! They were in A Perfect Murder together about a zillion years ago.

StuffandNonsense said...

I vote for GOOP.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Heh heh. Batsperm. Is that what makes a boy wonder?

kelli_girl said...

@NaughtyNurse -- perhaps Viggo's a grower, not a shower?? Plus, wouldn't ya think all his bits n pieces were instinctively retreating due to fright? Yes, I'm convinced his genitalia is into method acting.

I do love me some Mr. Mortensen tho, modern day renaissance man AND my imaginary boyfriend. And I like to believe he's talking about Fishsticks. Blabbing about anybody else like this would be unseemly, but about her I think it's perfectly acceptable.

Frosty said...

Offhand I'd think this is Goop, but it may someone he's not worked with.

V's been sounding grumpy lately, he dissed Peter Jackson and Minghella's Talented Mr Ripley, so he actually have said about whoever he slept with onset.

CindyK said...

Rene Z or Keira.

witwritergirl said...

Hope it's not true because that's not what a gentleman does. Plus, I adore him.

cowbulls said...

A gentleman should never tell. Let the other poor men find out for themselves. Skinny woman aren't fun sexually.

cricket said...

Either Granny Freeze Kidman or Goop. Probably Goop,since he didn't mention getting frostbite on his penis.

Renoblondee said...

@TTM. Been meaning to tell ya. I'm exactly 42 and I had sex today! Whoot! Good hubby.

TalksTooMuch said...

Reno!!!! It's your birthday?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY RENO!!

And congrats on the sex! I keep hoping!

Renoblondee said...

Lol. I think I said that wrong! Not EXACTLY 42. Not my birthday, but hey, I got laid! It's my birthday!

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay for getting laid, Reno! One day! One day I tells ya

Allis said...

cowbulls...as a thin woman who is crazy in the sack, I beg to differ.

surfer said...

Years ago, Viggo was in a movie with Madonna. Crazy sex scene in a parking garage...on a car...Madonna hanging on to the overhead pipes. (sorry, can't remember the name)

FrenchGirl said...

@Surfer
You confuse with Willem Dafoe in Body of Evidence

Hegg said...

I was thinking any of them as they are all underweight at most points in their lives. But I'm going with Christina Ricci as I heard they hooked up. He usually doesn't date VERY young women though.

Alita said...

But Reno ... What time were you born exactly, and what time was the loving? Was there a leap year involved? Are you a Pirate of Penzance? Or some kind of freakish Benjamin Button type character??? Can you test it again, to be sure?

A friend wanted me to ask.

Alita said...

I see your later comment now, @Reno. But my friend still wants you to check.

Alita said...

Sigh - I think Goopster is just so roundly disliked that we want it to be her. That and we excuse him if it were her for the same reason.

In summary, I hope that it was Goopish. Because I can think of 100 rationalisations for him if it is about her. But if it was someone else - not cool, Aragorn, not cool. if Goop - roffle!

surfer said...

@FrenchGirl - you're right. Thank you! What was I thinking, lol?

TalksTooMuch said...

(Psst Reno: Alita's been watching OITNB, DO.NOT answer!! And cover your forehead)

tennis peach said...

Kiera Knightley was nominated for an Oscar, but she has never won an Oscar.

crila16 said...

It's Goopy. The rumor has always been that she cheated on Ben Affleck with Viggo.

crila16 said...

http://radaronline.com/photos/gwyneth-paltrow-secrets-exposed-vanity-fair-takedown/photo/585168/

rangergirl said...

Viggo is no saint, a bit of a homewrecker,he broke up a marriage of some Spanish actress who now lives with him.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Really classy there Viggo. Do you post on this site as the Count or Harry Knuckles? Or possibly both.

Dingle Barry said...

Am I the only one that isn't falling for the Saint Angelina crap? That bag of bones can't shake that monkey on her back. She is comes off as shady and fake. At least she gives the impression that she actually sees her children occasionally.

JenSacks said...

This is Gwyn. They had an affair on the set of "A Perfect Murder" and it's rumored it broke up her engagement to Brad.

Unknown said...

It's Goop, it's not a secret but he didn't spread the rumor at the time, the other star didn't like Goop and told everyone. Sandra is lean and not skeletal and never has been, same with Renee Z. Keira's always got a boyfriend and isn't routinely cheating like Goop does in every relationship. Goop's always been promiscuous. Plus she's never been very nice, and men usually run from her as I'm sure Chris would if there weren't two kids involved.

As for the the genitals, they used real knives in that scene, so I'm guessing it was cold, painful and nerve racking. Tile room and all.

Alita said...

I might be missing a joke! But since I've never seen OITNB I don't know. Despite the chorus of 'amazing' every time it's mentioned here!

what a mess said...

Viggo...sigh....you don't see him in the gossip columns much...

what a mess said...

Viggo...sigh....you don't see him in the gossip columns much...