Sunday, June 08, 2014

Blind Items Revealed - Kindness

May 16, 2014

This former A+ list mostly movie actor who doesn't work that much any longer is still young and still has A+ list name recognition. He has a neighbor who is very elderly and doesn't have any family in the state and who apparently, rarely come to visit. Our actor has taken it upon himself to spend time over at his neighbor's house everyday and bring him food and when our actor is out of town he has either his assistant or maid do the same thing.

Keanu Reeves

52 comments:

Sprink said...

That's nice. Getting old is hard, y'all!

TalksTooMuch said...

Good for you, Keanu! That's awesome


(Psst, Enty, you're boring Sugar. And we haven't seen her in a little while. ..sooo)

OneEyeCharlie said...

Good for him. Racking up some pluses in the karma column. It's a shame how the elderly are often viewed as a nuisance in our culture...

Except when they are driving, then it's deserved.

Violet said...

I have to say, stalker or not, I still would.

Seven of Eleven said...

NEO!

TalksTooMuch said...

(Psst Sprinkles: quick question, you said you take tine off after blowups on here, is that why I didn't see you for awhile after that misunderstanding on book club? So sorry if that was the case, dang internet and difficulty in understanding tone)

Tongue N. Cheek said...

@charlie
But by taking food over Keanu made sure the guy stayed in. Two birds with one stone!

Dexamyl said...

Keanu, you can come visit me. Late. After the elderly neighbor is asleep.

derek harvey said...

I am hungover as hell and my neighbour keeps blairing Justin Biebers One Last Loney Girl over and over again. He is a 50 something man with a mullet!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

D don't discriminate. Shitty pop music knows no age or gender boundaries.

It's kindness reveal day, y'all. Get in the spirit

Steampunk Jazz said...

Derek, you know the name of a Beiber song? :-)
I feel your pain...:/

TalksTooMuch said...

Please tell me he doesn't have the vintage Bieber combover, Derek?

Dena said...

Now that's the Keanu I know and love. This calls for some Point Break on the YouTube, for sure!

derek harvey said...

haha I have never looked at him long enough to see whats going on with his hair----must avoid eye contact! lol

Steampunk Jazz said...

Morning ttm, I'm picturing it. Shaved sides, the top flopping over like FreeWilly's fluke and the shoulder length rat tail back...*shudder*
; )

Froggy England said...

One should never, ever, ever make eye contact with a fifty year old dude with a mullet and a Justin bieber obsession,,,,

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

If my neighbor was blasting the Maple Leaf Messiah, I'd have a whole criminal profile made up on him by now.

surfer said...

So true Charlie (the driving bit).

MeanieRhysie said...

@Derek...feel your pain! No hungover, but my 40something roomie who has a skullet is rocking out to Justin Timberlake. Roomie may end up in the swamp out back...

OneEyeCharlie said...

See, Derek, by avoiding eye contact you forfeited your position of Alpha male of the apartment building. You need to assert yourself man. Now you are reaping what you sowed; a garden of Bieberlicious.

derek harvey said...

@Kristin---I am sure it is just one more to add to his collection lol : /

Kamikaze Butterfly said...

I <3 Keanu. He can stalk me anytime.

MissMatador said...

I love him, forever and always :)

Steampunk Jazz said...

How 'bout some Dylan?

Pattie said...

More kindness blinds please. I need to know that some of these stars are still human beings deep down! :)

Pattie said...

More kindness blinds please. I need to know that some of these stars are still human beings deep down! :)

The Real Dragon said...

Awww my boo

Sprink said...

(Psst TTM, not that I recall. Not consciously. I am--like so many--ridiculously busy with real life commitments and because of the time difference I sometimes end up commenting into thin air, which is rather odd I you think about it, so just do a read-through rather than comment.

It's all good. I quite like this blog and the Bookie Wook one as well. I've been in groups and on forums since the mid-90s; I've yet to flounce outright. :)

Sprink said...

@Charlie, snorting at alpha dog reference.

kit said...

Yeah, ok wooden, distant and all, I do like the tai chi master. If I had a book club, I'd want him in it. :P

Dena said...

Spoiler Alert: The ex-presidents are surfers, y'all.

bellaluna said...

Awww, that's so sweet. I still totally would, too.

auntliddy said...

He's got a heart of goodness. Love him.

Sherry said...

Not sure what's more tragic Beiber or JT. I'm a bit hung over as well and watching Portlandia. Does that make me weird too?

derek harvey said...

I never got into Portlandia to be honest. It just seemed like a one trick pony with the same recurring themes etc.

Sherry said...

I can imagine this could be a little of the reason he's sad Keanu. But it is sweet of him.

Urno Talbot said...

there are many things Keanu does to help peeps he knows, they coul fill a biook. He made a lot from the Matrix movies and even before that he has helped so many in and out of his family. he's a truly good human

Riven said...

So I guess he's not helping reduce ten neighborhood'a squirrel infestation? Damn.

But for reals I will always have heart eyes for Keanu.

Its just U said...

Ah, that's nice of him.
Seems kinda sad that it is unusual for someone to be kind. His mother raised him right.

TalksTooMuch said...

(Psst: okay, good, Sprink! (Although I really like Sprinkles), just wanted to make sure! See you tonight!)

TalksTooMuch said...

That ain't right , Steamy

Sprink said...

@TTM, you can call me Sprinkles all you like. Fine by me.

Sheepishly (given initial Pssst), I'm uncertain I'll make it to Bookie Wook tonight. Another two hours until the fun starts...? I'm knackered!

If not, I'll post my Sure To Be Fascinating Thoughts (TM) in advance.

Sprink said...

PS--Keanu may be stalking Charlize (whatever, I don't believe it), and he may be wooden (okay, sometimes), but I have seen children in a swimming pool doing a "Matrix lean" (i.e., using the water to bolster them whilst leaning backward and dodging pretend bullets) and it was HILARIOUS.

So Keanu's world is all about the good from my POV. He'd have to murder someone or shit in the punch bowl for me to change my mind.

And I'd want visual evidence of that.

plokzy said...

LiPeng aime Ted <3333

plokzy said...

(Gf wrote that. She's Taiwanese. Introduced her to bill and teds excellent adventure just a couple days ago, concidentally. So she actually recognized this actor, warmed her heart)

krk67 said...

Why Charlize would get with Sean Penn but not marry Keanu is beyond me. Simply beyond.

Henriette said...

It's good to know he's a nice stalker.

Henriette said...

Yeah, as wooden and boring as Keanu is to me, I would take him over Penn any day, whether he was stalking me or not.

Alita said...

I'd possibly have some faked evidence planted as well, @Kristin. Nobody should ruin a morning with tragic music on repeat.

I was once in a pub where they disabled the Shania Twain options on the juke box because someone kept putting that 'man I feel like a woman' song on. I would have considered faking a misdemeanor for that. Beiber would have upgraded it to felony level planted evidence.

Alita said...

Word, Henriette.

They played Speed on tv last night and I caught about half of it. He's a good looking guy. Weird as hell - but I like that in my men (which hasn't always been to my benefit, to be sure).

AJ said...

Had the biggest crush on him and River when I was a kid. I actually just watched Dracula with him in it for the 100th time on Friday. He's kind of my guilty pleasure movie actor.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Cool. Patrick Swayze would approve of you, Johnny Utah.