Sunday, June 29, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 15, 2014

Viggo Mortensen said he only had sex with this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner one time because she was so skinny and bony that it was painful. He compared it to having sex with a brick wall.

Gwyneth Paltrow

51 comments:

Cleodacat said...

Ohhh Viggo....you're hot enough to forgive.

derek harvey said...

EEEEEE

Candyland said...

TNC got it!!! Congrats! Happy Sunday everyone!

sugarbread maker said...

No surprise he doesn't like fish sticks

OneEyeCharlie said...

Relative newcomer, TNC, stepped up to the plate and knocked one out of the park.

MeanieRhysie said...

Hey Viggo! Come see about me!

fancyscreenname said...

couldnt he see she was too skinny before he gave her the bone? kind of a jerky thing to do, IMO.

ItsCourtneyD said...

There's something I've never been accused of. Viggo honey. Gimme a call.

sugarbread maker said...

No he wanted the part.. She was the star and in charge of casting. . Just smile and go along with it and get your paycheck and boost your profile viggo.

derek harvey said...

@Court--lol

Ray Nicolet said...

Michael Douglas was the star of that movie tho, Goop hadn't even won her Oscar yet

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I'll put on a pound for a romp with Viggo circa Lord of The Rings.

witwritergirl said...

Hey Viggo, I'm pretty cushy. Just putting it out there.

ItsCourtneyD said...

@derek ;)

Sherry said...

But otherwise how was the lay? I would think if it was exciting then boniness be damned. Apparently not.

ItsCourtneyD said...

She just seems as if she'd be a bad lay. And the extra bony frame would just add to the meh-ness.

hunter said...

Everyone always talks about how skinny she is - she just doesn't look that skinny to me, not like Rachel Zoe or Kiera Knightley or Alexa Chung. Okay she's slim yes, and fit sure - but she doesn't look super skinny. Not even like Angelina!

Clearly SHE NEEDS TO TRY HARDER. ;)

Seriously though, I don't know - maybe one needs to see her in person.

hunter said...

Also she has bad posture and her face has always looked like a frog to me.

Hammer_Girl said...

Where's 7 with her GIF links *cough* Eastern Promises?

ItsCourtneyD said...

That's funny lol @hunter

Nongraceful Blonde said...

I wonder if he was merely an EEE...

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Omg! I got one!!! Woohoo!!! Gotta celebrate as this probably the only one! No one more shocked than I...

Its just U said...

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.
The bigger the waistband, the deeper the quicksand,
eh Viggo?
I like his way of thinking.
Give me a shout. I guarantee not to break.

Mango said...

Viggo's hot but known for having hygiene issues, like Depp. I know that some people don't like to use deodorant but is it really that hard to shower for a couple of minutes every day? Paltrow's a raging asshole who's out of touch with reality as we mere humans know it, but I'll bet you a high colonic (only $400.00 + shipping from the GOOP website!) that she doesn't stink.


it took forever said...

Gwynnie is beginning to come out as a sneaky ho. Yet she turns up her nose at people like Pam Anderson, when it looks like lady Gwyn has seen more balls than a tennis court

bellaluna said...

Viggo, I forgive you. But it better never happen again!

Sunshine said...

Sugar, you said "Fish Sticks." HaHa

Renoblondee said...

Remember that scene is Shallow Hal when they show her from behind in just a thong? She had a great body! I call shenanigans on this blind.

B626 said...

Perfect Murder
Imperfect Sexual tryst

Prudence said...

Hey @Renoblondee - are you not aware of the existence of body doubles in movies??? Compare that scene to paparazzi photos of her butt in a bikini on the beach

Renoblondee said...

Well you're right. Didn't think of that. But she still looked good in a bikini and her other skimpy outfits with no double.

Runswithscissors said...

Oh mango, but for one session you can throw in the personal service of a sensual bath before having fun, win-win

FingerBinger said...

@Renoblondee You call shenanigans on this blind ,but you believe all the other blinds?

Seven of Eleven said...

@Mango, bathing in unicorn tears guarantees no stinky!

Not that I believe this for a second, but hey, let's have some Aragorn! (all links are NSFW)

Viggo and the cheerleader

Viggo doesn't even need clothes to kick bad guy butt

Angry staircase sex with bonus Viggo butt

Studio54 said...

That's why Joel Madden and Dean McDermott cheated. How fun can it be to bang a skeleton with no energy, due to lack of food?

Urno Talbot said...

He doesnt like flat, one thing his women have had in common is the chesticles, so Gwyneth is an anomoly, even Pat Arquette has the boobies.

cowbulls said...

Other than oral, a skinny woman just isn't fun sexually because hipbones hurt and can cause bruises.

cowbulls said...

Other than oral, a skinny woman just isn't fun sexually because hipbones hurt and can cause bruises.

auntliddy said...

As a woman, those uber skinny women are so thin and bony i wld be afraid i wld snap some important bones during sex, if I were a man.

Malibu Borebee said...

People who are that controlling and stingy with food are often controlling and stingy in other ways.

katydid said...

Thank you Seven, again. Bow to your links and gifs.

Sunny said...

@reno
I was going to mention how amazing her butt looked in Moonlight and Valentino. I honestly forget about body doubles being a thing (Despite my devotion to Friends and Joey's chance to be Al Pacino's butt double)

Renoblondee said...

You know @finger We've both been on here a long time and I never realized till now that you are rude.

Renoblondee said...

@Sunny She was a lot thicker in Sylvia too. Looked great nekky. LOL re Friends. I'm re-watching for the millionth time every night last couple weeks.

Amelia Merritt said...

No but at the time she was seriously up and coming. (See what I did there?)

rajahcat said...

see now someone got this and I thought it was a weird guess

shows you how much i know

Count Jerkula said...

If is chick is so ana-mia that she getting brittle bones, you can certainly cause some damage w/ vigorous shtupping.

#StressFracturesInPelvis

Jewell thang said...

It almost makes him hotter...

Jewell thang said...

+10 hahaha

Henriette said...

Speaking of body doubles, the queen of body doubles is Julia Roberts. She even used one in Pretty Woman where there was no nudity.

Common Tater said...

She's lying low lately, and I am grateful. Doncha just know she believes herself to be an absolute tantric fareek master whose superior technique brings an ecstasy level to her partners which most men dare not dream of ever attaining?