Friday, July 04, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 2, 2014

This B+ list mostly movie actor who got his most amount of fame in television will probably touch A list again later this year or early next year. Anyway, after an extended stay in Europe he says he prefers American women to European women because European women on a one night stand still expect you to talk to them before and after sex.

Jeremy Piven

83 comments:

Gossip-Monster said...

Gross again!

OneEyeCharlie said...

So demanding

Gossip-Monster said...

sandybrook didn't miss a beat!

sandybrook said...

I dont understand why anyone would want him to talk to them. Then again I dont understand a betch who wants to fuck him either.

AJ said...

Ick. Gross.
Anyone remember when Piven didn't have hair in PCU ?

sandybrook said...

*takes a bow and blows a kiss*

AJ said...

Sandy got it.
She's so good at this !!!

ladybaus said...

I don't think I have ever seen a Jeremy Piven movie.

Kimba said...

Us Canadian girls don't need to talk either - eerrr, except for TTM!
; )

Beetlejuice said...

Can you blow me where the pampers is?

ladybaus said...
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TalksTooMuch said...

AJ, sandy's a dude. Cue trolls

The Real Dragon said...

+ Sandy.

Anonymous said...

ive been "power watching" Entourage for the past few days. ive never seen it before. I CANNOT dislike Piven for any reason.

...at least he's patriotic. ((shrug))

TalksTooMuch said...

Only when my mouth isn't full, Kimba!

Unknown said...

I like to talk during, sleep after. ;)

Alright... 12 minutes to get lemon ricotta pancakes started before the next reveal.... who's coming over for breakfast?

ladybaus said...

@Kimba--lol. I bet guys loved that back in her hey days *jokesjokes*...

Beetlejuice said...

Good job Sands :)

punningtons said...

Cheee-eese!

AJ said...

Oh no :-(
I meant no offense Sandy. I really didn't.
You are King of the blind solving !!!

AJ said...

Hahaha Ray
Best scene in the movie !!! Well that and the meat protest.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

AJ, I remember when he didn't have hair in Singles.

Gossip-Monster said...

Grosse Point Blank?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Count me in Brea, my sammitch is but a memory...

gay tallywacker said...

ooooh lemon ricotta....

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

He shouldn't be able to be picky.

AJ said...

OOops. Thanks Derek. I made a boo boo i think.
It was totally unintentional.

Unknown said...

Guido loves ricotta...

sandybrook said...

Thanx Ray :O
No problem AJ but I wouldn't go that far as being a king. A prince maybe not the king.

LottaColada said...

Remember the pics of him on his tippy toes? Good times.

Sunshine said...

Jeremy explains that the reason he doesn't prefer European women is because of a "very high level of mercury."

Kelly said...

Love Ari though.

AJ said...

Jason Blue Eyes
OMGosh Yes !!! Totally forgot about that one.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Biiig Favorite, Gossip. I like him as an actor , doesn't make him human...

LogDog said...

Tonight... Everybody Gets Laid!

MrWolf said...

I guess Smoking Aces is really popular in Europe?

OneEyeCharlie said...

Heeeeeeyyy-ohhhh. Nicely done, Sunshine!

AJ said...

Thanks Sandy ;-)
I should know better but you are now (Prince)SandyBrook in my book. I'd add King but it is a heavy crown to wear ;-)

ladybaus said...

Does Jeremy wear a wig or something?

sandybrook said...

This is AJ s frist Reveal Day and a hurricane is coming to visit her so shes nervous! :(

Tricia13 said...

Know why I prefer men that are over 5 feet, have hair, manners, a big penis, and have souls?

Cause they aren't Jeremy piven

Alabama said...

Old School

NJ FireFighter said...

He also played George Costanza in a Seinfeld episode. No hair there either.

TalksTooMuch said...

Nobody could ever believe you mean offense, AJ, you're awesome!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Sunshine, as if the Mercury showed...bwahhaha. I would think he would enjoy the level of crazy mercury overload brings. Niice implications , you bastid. As if w were too stupid to figure the insult...to them.
nor do I like the Americans are such starfuckers' that we won't comment on his abysmal performance in the sack.
I remember the reveal where he was a 2 pump (Thank you for that) and did nothing but say "You like being fucked by a star? and " Don't touch the head!'

AJ said...

I've been around since MV but have only recently starting posting in the past year and putting my food in my mouth ;-)

ladybaus said...

@Tricia---those are some pretty high standards ; )

auntliddy said...

Tool!!!!

Anonymous said...

ZING! @sunshine

Tricia13 said...

He was in say anything as well, first role because causal cast him cuz they were buddies and john went to his. Others acting academy.
He had the awful couple lines about how his heart was broken(parking lot scene)
But scene saved by the other dudes when causal asks.."so lemme ask you, if a ya'all know so much about women, then whupy are you all here, alone at the slurp and stop, with like...no women anywhere...
"Conscious choice , man conscious choice...
Classic scene, even with piven

AJ said...

Awe. Thanks TTM.
I really don't have a single mean bone in my body. LOL. I find it's so much harder to be mean when you can be nice.

Tricia13 said...

@ Derek...a gal can dream...
Nah, I got a great man, and he has great hair:)))

AJ said...

YES nj firefighter !!! I feel like they shaved his head a but though. Wonder how bald he really was now ?!?

Tricia13 said...

*cusack
*mothers acting academy

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

not a bad actor, but a major douche. I recall a big rape blind revealed as him, he was a rich kid who's parents paid for it to go away? something like that?

LottaColada said...

I love Old School!

Unknown said...

I like Smoking Aces though it seemed to be trying to be an American version of Snatch/Lock Stock and Smoking Barrel directed by Guy Ritchie - only far more gory.

Unknown said...

And Piven was perfectly cast as Ari Gold,no doubt about that.

Unknown said...

So - Blake
- D U M P H I S A S S.

Steampunk Jazz said...

He plowed his parents acting class students, went too far with "one" and it got hushed up...

Pip said...

Pretty sure it's all plugs, no wigs. It must have hurt like a bitch.

umop 3pisdn said...

From what I can see Derek...you look like you have at least 2 of those going for you ;) For the rest I'll need proof

figgy said...

Fun fact: in grad school at Northwestern in Evanston, I lived right next door to the Piven Theater. Kind of a nondescript place on Ridge Ave. Lots of little kids going in and out. Never saw the wee Pivster though.

Unknown said...

He's a loser. I worked with him once and before he showed up his manager or agent or whatever called ahead and let he stylist know that Jeremy is wearing a toupè and that he would be styling "his hair" himself and no one is to touch it. What a pathetic loser. He then spent the entire day hitting in the stylist and hitting ion me and revealing himself as pretentious and uncool.

figgy said...

...that was in the 1990s, he was already off being a staaaah, so...

SugarTitz said...

Wasn't he supposed to do Speed the Plow? ? The same play lilo is going to tragically attempt? ?

SugarTitz said...

Hair transplant

White.God.of.Fuck said...

He's right. RESPECT.

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Unknown said...

@fancyscreenname : me too! I'm on Season 5

don't hate me but I'm mildly attracted to Ari

in real life though the Piv is a real douchebag

Anonymous said...

@teresa

im still on season two. i absolutely HEART Ari. his intensity is so sexy.

Sprink said...

@Jason Blue Eyes, I simply ADORE you for your repository of cinematic knowledge. My kinda man...

Sprink said...

AJ, whatever work that is honest and pays the bills is fine by me...

Sprink said...

I never got causal's appeal until that film, @Tricia...and even then I had to work hard at it.

Then, in a moment of clarity and coming of age, I realised that causal, unlike Joe, didn't lie...

TalksTooMuch said...

(psst: Sprink, can I just say how lovely it is to see you around? Cause it is. As you were)

Sprink said...

(psst: TTM, thank you, but enough about me. Let's talk about you: what do YOU think of me?)

:-D

AJ said...

Ug. Typo.
Foot in my mouth.

Sprink said...

@AJ, I knew it was a typo. That's why it was so much fun to tease. No snark intended.

Phone pads (or touchscreens, whatever) and keyboards are hard, y'all.

Buddy Bones Smith said...

Anybody remember "Very Bad Things"? Very, very dark comedy, I lurve it!

Urno Talbot said...

Princess tiny meat only gets one night stands unless he's paying.

Urno Talbot said...

Princess tiny meat only gets one night stands unless he's paying.

ethorne said...

Eww I'd rather get mercury poisoning.

bellaluna said...

Agreed.

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