Friday, June 27, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 9, 2014

Temptation was too hard to resist for this B+ list reality star from an A list network reality show. He hooked up with two different women after an event while his girlfriend stayed back home.

Maksim

32 comments:

Ray Nicolet said...

Cool story bro

Lucas said...

Maybe she just needed a night off?

FSP said...

Maxim > Maksim

sandybrook said...

JLo doesn't stay home

meme deemed said...

The Dancing Porn King. His next job

ethorne said...

Who watches his money bag while he does all this humping?

sugarbread maker said...

He's young and hot unclutch your pearls people

Steampunk Jazz said...

it's strapped to his moneymaker, ethorne. That's why his costumes fit so well..; D

ethorne said...

@Ray-You don't even wanna know how many times "Cool story Jeopardy teen" pops into my head.

0_0 said...

sm, then he shouldn't have a gf.

LottaColada said...

@Steampunk- the less costume the better.

ethorne said...

Haha, that's a soggy 20k @Steampunk!

MeanieRhysie said...

I don't see any pearl clutching?

Just Another HR Lady said...

When did he switch to only having one name?

Sugar said...

When people couldn't figure out how to spell his last name. Kind of like Matthew M.

Count Jerkula said...

Since Maksim is a man-ho, I'll ask this question here.

Now cash for sex obviously equals Whore. My question is, if you barter, say 1/2 gm of meth, 40mg oxy and a couple Vicodins, for a 4hr, 2 pop, 3hole bone-a-thon, does that count as Whore, or can you mark that down in the Human column?

Steampunk Jazz said...

dancing with hats!

Tara said...

Wait who is the girlfriend - Upton? Davis? Lopez? BlindGossip says the Jlo/Maks relationship is arranged or even just JLo's team at work since Maksim was doing some charity work/promotion all over the country recently, even in the midwest.

VIPblonde said...

2 for 1 Chmerkovskiy special :)

rajahcat said...

he's such a Man Ho!!!!!!

bellaluna said...

Whore, and a cheap one at that.

bellaluna said...

JHo will not be amused.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@count
It depends on whether the chick would do it even if the drugs weren't on "the table".
If she's going to do it anyways, but takes the drugs as a perk, she's just a human that likes sex and drugs.

If she's only doing it if she gets the drugs, she a Ho. A drug Ho.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Ya. We wanna know who the Gf is.
I don't think it's JHo attall.

Renoblondee said...

Nummy.

Murphy said...

The girlfriend being Meryl? We warned her!

Count Jerkula said...

@Bella & Sincerely: This isn't looking good for my ratio.

How about if she says while parting ways, "If you are ever around here partying and need a place to crash, give me a call. I came like 5 times so I owe you a few."

P.S. like someone said in the comments yesterday "I bet he's the type to keep asking if you came." I never believe a woman came unless I can tell she came. When I hear someone say, "She told me she came 40 times" all I think is BULL SHIT. 40 O's in a night and the broad's head would be spinnin around like the friggin Exorcist and she'd probably be waiting on yer doorstep when you got home from work the next day.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@ Count, you can count on a warm bed and a few freebies. At least for one night. After that, since she's a score keeper, you're even.

meme deemed said...

So if JLO and MakTheDancingTruck are an "item", would they be nicked as JMO, JMA, JMAK, MAJ?

Count Jerkula said...

@Sincerely: Sounds good to me. I'll have to dab some 151 on my neck and pop in w/ doobie and 12pk.

sugarbread maker said...

He never publicly said he had a girlfriend. The media assumed he and the dancer were.

Debbie said...

Who is the girlfriend that stayed home? I doubt that JLo would put up with his crap.