Sunday, June 08, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

May 26, 2014

This A-list mostly movie comedic actor was texting his girlfriend while hitting on other women in a bar overseas this past week. He didn't have any trouble finding someone to take back to his room for a couple of hours.

Jonah Hill

62 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Sandy FTW
Did Jonah have to pay for it is my question

Violet said...

Women have no standards these days. Weight aside, he's one unattractive dude.

MeanieRhysie said...

Ewww! Not even if you were the last dick on Earth!!!

Seven of Eleven said...

Jonah Hill is A list.

I'll be in my bunker, don't tell the Four Horsemen.

derek harvey said...

not enough money in the world

Steampunk Jazz said...

And I thought roofies were passe`.

The Real Dragon said...

Those girls dont love themselves. Not because of his jelly rolls because he's a douche.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Good job, Sandyboo!

Why are we getting week old reveals?

sandybrook said...

Yay me right out of the box for the day! Afternoon LadyH and everyone else who may be here on a Sunday

derek harvey said...

@Kristin---it is Armageddon

sandybrook said...

Unfortunately due to some of his award nominations and successful movies he is currently A list :(

Steampunk Jazz said...
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derek harvey said...

Anyone see the pics of him and his gf making out in the park and she is licking his sunglasses? lol

Its just U said...

Isn't that a scene from Get Him to the Greek?

Evening all. It's been a while. Did I miss any shenanigans?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Fucking hell, Derek. We're ALL dying? I was hoping it was just Enty.

sugarbread maker said...

Doesn't enty mean for a few minutes

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh yeah, and Jonah Hill thinks he's on the same level as George Clooney but better than Superman.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Hello sandy! Thanks for the welcome! I'm slightly bitter about having to miss WeHo Pride for the first time in years today because I have too much work. Unluckily for all y'all, that means I'll be messing around on here all day so today doesn't feel like a total loss.

Count Jerkula said...

GET IT, BRO. Aint no ring on your finger.

Steampunk Jazz said...

I can't wiglet! I'm too busy batting aside all the ascending..
Why are they kicking?
* ouch*
Dammit!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Sure did, Its Just U...
Welcome back!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Steamy, somehow it doesn't surprise me they came for you first ;)

*spits out locust*

TalksTooMuch said...

I like em big and I like em funny, but he just has too huge a chip on his shoulder. His yucky yucky shoulder

Morning, sandy! At the park with the littlest, is awesome!

The Real Dragon said...

@derek Wait a minute... Millions talks. well for me anyway

sandybrook said...

Oh that's too bad LadyH I'm sure a fun time will be had by all out there. But we've still got an hours worth or so of commentary here to go.
In fact its just time for another reveal.

auntliddy said...

Also disgusting. See rourke post lol

sandybrook said...

Sunday funday at the park good show.

Its just U said...

Thanks Steamy. I can imagine....

MeanieRhysie said...

IJU!!! <3

Steampunk Jazz said...

You know how it goes... I THOUGHT it was a Where's Waldo book...
Surprise! I was wrong ; /
Thank God I'm wearing a parachute.... ( I've never been good at getting past the bouncers...)

Its just U said...

Mwah my beautiful Meanie. I missed ya.x

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Wonder if he believes these women find him sexy. Wonder if he gives a damn what the woman feels.

Riven said...

You lost me at "girlfriend." I call shens. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Froggy England said...

I think some women would literally have sex with anyone famous. Anyone. Can't get my head round it myself.

Sarah said...

Jonah Hill is shaped like a potato, but he has a mean little face in that big potato head.

Sarah said...

Not enough Molly in the world

Riven said...

@LadyH I really wanted to go to WeHo pride today too. Looks like that's not happening.

Sherry said...

OMG! How great would WeHo pride be? I miss enjoying gay pride. Too old and not enough gay friends to go with anymore. Bummer.

Sherry said...

IJU; where ya been baby? Missed you.

Sherry said...

I think you're right Froggy.

Its just U said...

Hey Sherry baby. I've just been busy. Missed you too my lovely.x

Mango said...

He has a girlfriend??

Lady Heisenberg said...

It's all good thanks for sympathizing with my first world problem. Waaaah I finally have a job I worked my ass off for so I can't put on something scandalous and booty clap with my rainbow clad homies LOL
Besides, I have to get shit done because I'm attending something much better on Saturday. Oh, and expect pics of that event from me entyboo

__-__=__ said...

I don't think he cares what the women feel.

trudi said...

Proof that it's a man's world because Melissa McCarthy would never have men tripping over themselves to be with her and at least she has a pretty face.

So I reluctantly and sadly blame women for this double standard.

Zoe Cialite said...

is "Star Wars" still casting? Jonah Hill, the bogus LGBT activist, would make a perfect Jabba the Hutt.

Looziana Magnolia said...

Every time I look at him, all I see is his character in The 40 Year Old Virgin trying to buy platform boots.

Cee Kay said...

Ugh. He's both physically and morally repulsive. You literally could not pay me enough...

timebob said...

he said last week on Howard Stern he didn't have a girlfriend, sound like he is just messing around with anyone that will take him up on it

cowbulls said...

Two or more consenting adults = none of my business.

xLux said...

Wasnt jonah hill friends with Pitt but then what happened in a house party that they talk anymore?

auntliddy said...

Hill's a turnoff because he's nasty, not because of how he looks.

Alita said...

That is a perfect description of him, Sarah. Sublime.

Alita said...

There have always been people willing to sell their genitals and time for money, Real Dragon. But I think the problem now is that we're taking about something quite different - a quick roll in the sack, no money. Just the divots bragging rights of dating that you boffed a Potato Man (Thank you so much for that description Sarah - seriously perfect).

Alita said...

* dubious bragging rights of saying that you boffed ...

Ufff - so many typos!

Alita said...

Über impressed that you can booty clap, LadyH! Where you going next Saturday?

Alita said...

It was meant to be that he trashed Pitt's (no doubt architecturally mundane and derivative) palatial mansion, xLux. What a guy.

Aoife said...

Not even with someone else's.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Milked some contacts and got great seats to see Mr. President himself speaking at Angel stadium for the UCI graduation what whaaaaat

Jerry Seinfeld said...

I thought 'divots' was brilliant.
Don't tell me it was a typo!

Count Jerkula said...

@Trudi: Roseanne bar got Tom Arnold. And don't discredit the quality of the man, cause them broads f'n Jonah are just as ugly on the inside.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Mr. Hill, while The Golden Corral doesn't take reservations, a heads up before you show up would be polite. It's tough to follow the Count.