Sunday, June 08, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

May 16, 2014

This A list diva and C list everything else, except for reality, I will give her a B+ there, yelled at a fan last night after a show taping because the fan said that her mother loved the diva. I would probably have given her an A list rating for reality but, much like her career, the show isn't what it used to be. Apparently our diva still likes to think of herself as being in her 20's and really overreacted to the fan. She even did a finger pointing thing.

Jennifer Lopez

40 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Pull it together, iKlondike.

TalksTooMuch said...

I hope she did the head-wobble thing too! Pleasepleaseplease cell video

sugarbread maker said...

i luv u mami

Seven of Eleven said...

Finger pointing gets us nowhere - STEVE!

(Couldn't resist.)

VIPblonde said...

She's still Jenny from the Block

Dena said...

If I ever meet her I'm going to tell her my nana loves her.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Who's Steve?

xLux said...

No. Surprises here

Candyland said...

I wanna know who Klondike is going to date next now that the friendly ghost is out of the picture. She's due for another big namer (since she alternates big names between complete unknowns).

Froggy England said...

Lol @ dena,,,excellent idea. I think everyone should. :-))

Lioness70 said...

Thanks, VIP. ;) Baby is already stuck in my head, now this.

Bitch, there's such a thing as aging gracefully, and you fail at it.

MeanieRhysie said...

Can someone/anyone please tell me what the Klondike means???

Dena said...

^5 : )

derek harvey said...

My Pappi My Pappi lol

Steampunk Jazz said...

Morning VIPblonde!
Good song, not that I heard it before...lol
Had to quit it when she started to actually sing about 3/4 this of the way thru.
Thanks for convincing me she is the faked singer...

Seven of Eleven said...

@Meanie, it's Wigs' phone's opinion of JLo.

Steven O said...

What finger?

ItsCourtneyD said...

If I ever meet her I'll tell her no one I know likes her, nor do they even really know who she is. Wonder what that'll get me? A full blown tirade head bob and all?

Tigercat said...

At least she gave jobs to all those half-clad men in the "I Love You Papi" video.

sugarbread maker said...

She might lose her wig with frustration

fancyscreenname said...

There's GOT to b more to this story.

Steampunk Jazz said...

And thus Klondke earns THE FICKLE FINGER AWARD

audrey said...

@fancy--I agree, it could be that the fan was doing something strange, or off and threw that line at her as a 'so there.' But people gotta hate and Klondike is a big target. Not a fan of her singing by any means but damn this woman is beautiful. She needs to improve her taste in men too but that is for another blind.

The Real Dragon said...

She's real

ItsCourtneyD said...

@sugarbreadmaker that'd be worth it. Then again I'm extra hateful this weekend lol

Lula Surber said...

JLo likes to think she's still in her 20's eh? Jenny see Demi Moore and Melanie Griffith. See how that's working out for them? Stop Now Before it's Too Late!

Sherry said...

She should be glad she even had a fan.

Sprink said...

Until he turned orange, she and Affleck were a bloody gorgeous couple.

Sprink said...

Klondike was an autocorrect. The name just stuck.

Sprink said...

See I was wondering about this Sherry. I know "Waiting for Tonight, the Jenny from the Block thing, and I guess she did something with Pitbull. Oh, also apparently this Papi song.

So what else does she fill the time with? Or are these just really short concerts.

PugsterMom said...

I luh u mami!

sandybrook said...

Maybe she covers Celia Cruz songs Sprink. You know Celia is only the Latina Ella Fitzgerald.

Its just U said...

Jennifer Lopez acted like an entitled bitch to a fan? No way. I don't believe this one at all. She's renowned as a sweet, down to earth, humble sweetheart, isn't she??

Procrastibator said...

Why did she yell?

Henriette said...

She should be kissing that girl fan's ass.

Henriette said...

I love the fact Bewulf, Wendy Williams, and JBlow wear the same type of industrial pantyhose.

Alita said...

Lololol Dena - make sure you have your cell phone on 'record' okay!

Alita said...

I think she likes playing private concerts for vicious despots that oppress their populations, @Sprink. That's got to take some time, what with the planning your wardrobe to avoid clashing with the junta's overblown uniforms and all.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Leave her alone. Casper's got Tranny Fever. She's trying to back away from that boy as quietly as possible. Back up dancing boy, Holy Federline!

K. Madelyn said...

She's backing away quietly for such pathetic reasons, tho :-(

--Casper's cheating w/Transexuals who look like JLo
--He's cheating with [&... the only html I ever use] YOUNGER Transexuals who look like JLo pre-2004

Also sad; she feels compelled to blanket the media w/PR nonsense insisting that:
1) Casper didn't really cheat at all, 'cause their relationship actually ended some time ago
2) JLo's being a good mom is the only reason Casper remained in her Entourage. The kids became so attached to her ex-Papi (who seemed a real Keeper & not anything like a transient rebound affair), that she didn't want him to abruptly drop out of their lives. Until now.

Sorry kids; your mom's so vain she flossed her under-30 rebound like this season's It-Bag; hope nanny's a classic...