Tuesday, June 03, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

April 29, 2014

This A list diva and B- list everything else she does, which, mind you, is a very long list embarrassed her boyfriend at dinner this weekend. He ordered something and she told him he couldn't have it and ordered him something else. The fact that she did it loudly enough for people several tables away to hear her, left her boyfriend with a sunburned red face.

Jennifer Lopez

34 comments:

sandybrook said...

So he ordered tiler mignon and she decided he needed to eat a hamburger instead?

sandybrook said...

*filet *

Riven said...

This is recycled too, genders flopped though.

Kno Won Uno said...

I almost asked if Tiler Mignon was one of Casper's flirtations.

Violet said...

Emasculated. Hence the recent activity.

Jessica Larson said...

She probably ordered him a salad.

Kno Won Uno said...

He has a marketable skill, had been employed by others before JLo. If he really can't tolerate her treatment of him, unless he's pregnant and alone in the world, there's never been a reason for him to continue to take crap.

Freya said...

Casper: I'll take a number 1.
JLO: No, you're getting a Happy Meal but I'm keeping the toy and giving it to Emme and Maximilian.

Kno Won Uno said...

Then again, I take shit for a living, so should probably recuse myself.

Tina Mallette said...

This is what happens when you date someone who is old enough to be your mother.

meme deemed said...

Casper the friendly ghost rider order the pig in a blanket and Jenny from the block don't like no hog - unless it's all beef.

MollyMo said...

Lol!

sandybrook said...

I cant picture her being dickmatized and I certainly doubt hes pussy whipped.

bellaluna said...

Exactly.

Freya said...

I doubt they have even seen each other nude.
Or either she straps on.

Sherry said...

Yes another recycled. Now the genders are different.

We talked about this last time. Didn't we all agree it was probably onions or something that made him gassy or his bref stank?

Scott said...

Let me guess - he ordered penis?

Shelly Shell said...

He needs to keep his girlish figure now that he's a kept boytoy & no longer a backup dancer.

Brian said...

I'll have the tranny hooker, please!

Brian said...

Tube steak smothered in underpants...

meme deemed said...

Breaded weinner on a stick was fine with jenny but when Caspie ordered honey glazed cow balls on the side, well she got jealous.

derek harvey said...

Freya--lol!

IMRICHBITCH said...

I mean...isn't she paying him to be her boyfriend? Shes a b*tch but he can walk out the door at any time

texas rose said...

In the scheme of things I believe he has embarrassed her much more than she him.

texas rose said...

In the scheme of things I believe he has embarrassed her much more than she him.

NaughtyNurse said...

He must have ordered the bratwurst.

auntliddy said...

Sometimes the kids act up in resturants, you know that Enty.

Heather said...

Too funny Kno Won :)

*wipes spit out water off ipad*

JoElla said...

@Auntliddy
OMG BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I love you so for that!

Hegg said...

She's a sadist. He should take a settlement and live his life.

New Life and Attitude said...

I bet he wanted to order the chicken fingers off of the kids menu.

sugarbread maker said...

Well how many times does he have to say he doesn't like tuna?? Even if it's gold dust covered from the Bronx. He wants his meat and veggies dammit

Dexamyl said...

No, just a whore. If whores--and no judgment against "escorts"--are honest about what they're accepting, they know the deal. Even Count would agree on this.

Henriette said...

I would so snap if I was him! I HATE it when someone does that shit in public. I ONCE went out with a guy who pulled something like that on me, and I left the restaurant and never looked back.