Sunday, June 15, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

March 16, 2014

This B list mostly movie actress who has the talent of a D lister and A+ name recognition went off on a pap yesterday because he was supposed to wait until she fixed her hair and makeup. She said she wasn't going to call him anymore and use someone else.

Jessica Alba

33 comments:

Violet said...

I debate the A+ name recognition.

That woman sets my teeth on edge.

Christopher Cruz said...

I'm sorry, but I just don't get her appeal. She's so... Beige and inoffensive.

OneEyeCharlie said...

I had the same thing coming out of the grocery store the other day. It's called common courtesy, people. Sheesh.

TalksTooMuch said...

Woohoo, it took JAS to clear this one up! Surprised VIP was wrong, that actually makes me think the blind itself was wrong. Hmm

NaughtyNurse said...

It's hard to get good help these days.

TalksTooMuch said...

You guys just don't remember. She was gorgeous around the time of Dark Angel and she had that sexy girl-next-door thing down pat for Honey. She.was.beautiful

Lady Heisenberg said...

RENO RENO RENO!!! FTW

sandybrook said...

I'm almost certain this blind has been used more than once and maybe even this week too

Lady Heisenberg said...

Oh I remember. Alba is gorgeous! Remember for a while on the Soup, every time her name came up, two frat guys would come out and go "Jessiiiica Albaaaa" and high five. (Sorry couldn't locate clip)

Then homegirl got ruined by A Rod and started saying whack things about being Latina n ish

Christopher Cruz said...

I totally forgot that show existed!!! I was more of a Buffy/Angel guy...

TalksTooMuch said...

No, I dunno Lady H, she floated a Jessica and didn't commit. How about a shared win with JAS? I don't remember him ever getting one before and it IS Father's Day! Who knows? There could be a tiny pencil sketch out there serving his dad brekkie as we speak

TalksTooMuch said...

I think it was one season, Mr. Cruz? I just remember it so clearly because it was where I was introduced to the term cocoa-puffs and one of my crushes called JA hairy as she emerged all soaking wet from the water and I knew there was no hope for humanity. Plus it was soooo hugely hyped because it was James Cameron's TV debut, I believe

bellaluna said...

Chris - Me too! Buffy/Angel all the way!

Tina Mallette said...

She is good looking but her acting talent - meh. Or she'd be getting more gigs. Casting agents who tend to be female aren't going to be overly impressed by her pap portfolio. I wonder how much the pap she fired made off her. Dear pap now that you are fired please feel free to spill all to us or at least Enty.

auntliddy said...

Well, hell, eho wants to knowingly take a bad picture?

Procrastibator said...

I'm ready for my close up Mr DeMille.

Hammer_Girl said...

@TTM-ok allow me to reveal my dork side again. Dark Angel was around for 2 seasons. Anybody remember that other show around the same time Birds of Prey? It had the Huntress, Harley Quinn, ok I'm stopping now.

The Real Dragon said...

i like her

Sherry said...

That 'splains all the pictures of her here that have sort of dried up. Guess Enty was buds with the old pap.

sugarbread maker said...

Yessica is now no thank you.

TalksTooMuch said...

I don't remember that one, Hammer!

J-Mo said...

Me too. How about B+? I always have to think too hard to recall which Jessica is which.

Freya said...

I remember that show. Pretty good.
She's doing better with her Honest Company. She's in the new Sin City.

MadLyb said...

@TalksTooMuch - You are right. She was so heavily promoted for "Dark Angel" that at the time, I wondered which powerful man in Hollywood she was banging. Even so, she was very exotic and beautiful and you didn't see too many actresses who looked like her pushed to the forefront back then.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Reno & JAS shared victory fa sho

Malibu Borebee said...

She has a terrible reputation as a mega-bitch. There are bigger fish than Alba. The pap should try going on Reese 'suburban mom!' Witherspoon or Jen 'suburban mom!' Garner duty.

TalksTooMuch said...

The funny thing to me, MadLyb, was that she was promoted so heavily as this serious, sexy actress, and when I saw she was one of the mean girls in Never Been Kissed I had to laugh. She was adorable, though

cowbulls said...

Jessica is one of if not the most over rated celebrities. She just doesn't look that good.

T1 said...

That seems more pretentious than her overpriced baby products.

Haywood Jablomee said...

I don't get her. Somehow she simultaneously can be slightly above retarded and the second coming of Jack Welch. Yeah Count, let me beat you to the punch. "I'll give this Latina Milf a second cumming. And a third if she begs convincingly."

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el80ne said...

Gee, has her looks declined that much since the days of Dark Angel? From the way people are talking about her here, it sounds like it. I admit I never do see pictures of her anymore or anything she's in.

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