Monday, June 30, 2014

Charles Saatchi Is Making Money Off His Beating Of Nigella Lawson

Who can forget seeing Charles Saatchi with his hands around the throat of Nigella Lawson and the look on her face? Out in public, the guy had no shame and never apologized for what he did. The guy should be in jail, but instead he is now making money off the incident. On the website of his art gallery he is selling seven different works of art featuring Nigella by various artists and taking his commission. The one above is only being offered in the US and it can be yours for $10K. When asked about the works of art, Saatchi said he would not censor the work of anyone and welcomed all pieces of art no matter what they depict. What a tool.

37 comments:

sugarbread maker said...

scum
free nigella!!!

Violet said...

Tool aside, who on earth would pay 10k for that terrible picture?

Runswithscissors said...

And how does he keep getting women to go out with him? Is he loaded like a sheik? Does he pack like a donkey as well? He is ugly as shit for sure, and a horrible human being too.
Oh, Salman Rushdie, that's another one. Same questions.

Steampunk Jazz said...

What an asshole!

sandybrook said...

I think he has a lot of money

Violet said...

Sandy - he has more than just a lot of money. Much more. Doesn't mean he'll wake up in the morning as a decent human being though sadly.
Team Nigella.

sugarbread maker said...

he has mega money.. billions i think

MISCH said...

What a pig

sandybrook said...

Money helps you get away with a lot. He probably is used to buying his way out of trouble.

Seven of Eleven said...

So if he doesn't censor art and welcomes all pieces, does that mean my collage of Charles Saatchi having his head stuffed into his rear end by a Bionicle wearing a tutu can reasonably fetch $15k?

Bidders welcome!

audrey said...

I can't believe anyone with 10K to toss around would have such bad taste in art. Where would you put such shitty art? Over the mantel in the formal living room? In the study? Over the bed in the master bedroom?

Ray Nicolet said...

I kept reading his last name as Snatchi

Violet said...

I'd imagine there's a market for that out there 7.

surfer said...

Hahaha, Ray. You win the interwebs today!

Omar Little said...

Class act.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Did anyone else read " making money beating off?"
O:-)

Dingle Barry said...

I can only imagine that his treatment of others will turn around to bite him on his flat white saggy ass one day. What an Oxygen thief.

mistang said...

I loved reading about the artist's bio who tries to sound so serious and then I look at the picture and see Homer choking Bart. Uh huh, alrighty then.

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

Dingle Barry said...
I can only imagine that his treatment of others will turn around to bite him on his flat white saggy ass one day.



That will never happpen because karma and that is only bullshit. He is rich until he dies and will continue bullying less powerful than him people. He is a tool, but a very rich tool who can do anything he wants (not that I like that, just stating).


"If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you're fooling yourself. That's like expecting the lion not to eat you because you didn't eat him" (Bruce Lee).

Shark Week said...

Oy! What a scumbag

BeckyMae said...

What a Cnut....

Renoblondee said...

Gross.

Count Jerkula said...

He didn't beat her. He yolked her up after she told him she let the assistants rip him off for $500k to hide her drug use. And she set him up by having a pap/PI there to record the encounter so she could spin the story.

crila16 said...

This is disgusting.

auntliddy said...

He is a dreadful himan. Hope he gets crotch rot.

astra worthington said...

A LOT of people with money have no taste! Wish I could remember the guy's name but he was some big art dealer or something, his wife is involved in that world too and they are super rich, yet their house and it's "art" is the fugliest garbage you will ever see! And they bragged about how great and expensive it all was! it was in some magazine, yes it's all very vague but maybe someone knows who I'm talking about? I think he was German or something but lived in the US?

Studio54 said...

Nigella knew what a creep he was. She didn't care! He's a billionare. She was cheating on her dying husband with this creep. She complained about Martha Stewart once, who said Nigella was married to Saatchi, and Nigella said Martha was after her creep of a husband. There's nothing great about Nigella either. Ship her back to England and let her stay there.

Studio54 said...

He's not German. He's from Iraq, and both he and Nigella are Jews.

Studio54 said...

Nigella never pressed charges or filed any police complaint against Saatchi for that incident, and went right back to him and was living with him when the pap photos came out. The police picked him up and charged on their own based on the pap photos.

AJ said...

What a putz.

Malibu Borebee said...

Nigella may have issues but I've never seen any pictures of her choking someone.

She didn't need Saatchi's money. Along with her family's money, she had her late husband's money and her food empire before she married Saatchi. He was her rebound relationship when her husband died.

Studio54 said...

"Food empire"? Please. Her last whacko Italian cookbook was laughed at and didn't sell, she inexplicably was picked up by ABC, even though her show on Food Network never caught on. There's no reason at all to import her here, when we have great chefs a dime a dozen here. She's a journalist, not a Chef, who wrote about food issues, got a show on Channel 4 in the UK, and that was it until ABC picked her up.

Studio54 said...

It's laughable to assert she didn't need Saatchi's money. She and her assistants were burning their way through HIS money, and the jury rightly acquitted the assistants and believed them, not Nigella, about her drug use.

sugarbread maker said...

I'm thinking the Dixie Chicks song Goodbye Earl.

sugarbread maker said...

And?

sugarbread maker said...

Queenye?

sugarbread maker said...

She didn't take 1 penny of his money in the divorce. Thank you very much