Friday, June 06, 2014

Four For Friday - The S&M King

I don't have much to say this week in the way of announcements. I will be here all weekend blogging away and if you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer

This actor is A list. Foreign born. Multiple Academy Award winner/nominee. After many years of searching he finally found the perfect partner. Back in the day our actor discovered his love of S&M. His first wife had no interest in it at all and our actor soon found himself in sex clubs and paying escorts to fulfill his fantasies. At the time he began his journey he had to keep everything quiet for fear of ruining his career. Not so much because of the affairs but because of his kink. When the internet started launching dating sites, our actor was an investor in one of the first S&M sites. In return for his investment (which has paid off to the tune of millions of dollars) he was given special access to the site and the personal information of all the members. Our actor would pick and choose from those he found interesting and would use one of his many profiles on the site to engage the person in conversation and see what would happen. It is the place where he met his current wife. Our actor did find one actress who he had a long affair with while he was married. She was A list at the time and drop dead gorgeous. She is probably a C list now, but she still has A list name recognition. She enjoyed all the role playing with our actor, but he found her to be too Hollywood and to into herself to be with her permanently.

86 comments:

sandybrook said...

The first reveal--Bandaras!

Seven of Eleven said...

It's not Ned Stark.

sandybrook said...

Just joking. But maybe someone Hispanic

MontanaMarriott said...

Jeremy Irons?

sandybrook said...

Benicio del toro mebbe?

FSP said...

Russell Crowe/Meg Ryan

Kno Won Uno said...

Well, Marco Banderas produces BDSM porn, but he's a different guy, right?

MontanaMarriott said...

Ben Kingsley?

Kno Won Uno said...

Multiple Oscar/nominations....hmmmm
that should be short list

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Foreign born
Two marriages
Multiple noms

I can only come up with Ben Kingsley

The Real Dragon said...

Daniel Day lewis.


Good for him.

Dingle Barry said...

Our very own Count.

Kno Won Uno said...

Daniel Day Lewis?

sandybrook said...

Right @kno but they might be related how many Bandarases can there be?

VIPblonde said...

I don't think it's right, but I'm stuck on Kenneth Branagh, Emma Thompson for first wife, HBC for affair, and Lindsay Brunnock (married since 2003)

MontanaMarriott said...

I checked IMDB DDL's only been married once.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Kingsley is married to hot young Brazilian waitress.

TH-ighs said...

Melanie/Antonio divorcing. My avatar is perfect for this blind.

FrenchGirl said...

DDL never divorced ,he again is married to his wife

Kno Won Uno said...

The only other foreign born, multiple winner (not counting noms) is Michael Caine. I can see that.

FrenchGirl said...

Banderas never was nod for Oscar

TH-ighs said...

let me try that again damn

G said...

Who is drop dead gorgeous? Maybe we can work it that way.

Kno Won Uno said...

Christoph Waltz?

sugarbread maker said...

anthony quinn??

sugarbread maker said...

ttm.. where is the oitnb part on your webbookblog??

msgirl said...

HBC is not C list, but nice guess.

Michael Caine has been married forever

Kno Won Uno said...

I really want it to be Javier Bardem, but I'll be damned if I can dig up a previous wife. In addition to No Country For Old Men, he has a foreign language Oscar nom.

The Real Dragon said...

Damn scratch out DDL ln then.

derek harvey said...

Christian Bale and Winona FTW

BitsofMoxy said...

Liam Neison.
He isn't re-married - but has been recently engaged.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Branagh could work if Beckinsale counts as C with A recognition.

Michael Caine was doing TV movies when he was married to his first wife (late 50s).

DDL has only been married once.

waltz married once.

D Brown said...

Sharon Stone for kinky but too Hollywood?

Riven said...

This is a repost from a few years ago.

Kno Won Uno said...

Final guess of the day for me:
PETER O'TOOLE!
Multiple noms, finally got an honorary Oscar in 2003, two wives, died 12.2013.

Count Jerkula said...

Not me Dingle. If I had millions in the bank I would be too busy throwin beatings on, and pecker in, broads to bother w/ the net too much.

I'll guess Alt.com, part of the FriendFinder network. That is probably more of a money maker than FetLife.

Anthony Hopkins.

derek harvey said...

whats wrong with my guess yall?

Seven of Eleven said...

@derek - Banderas was never Oscar nominated/won (only GG), Christian Bale is still married to his first wife, Benicio del Toro has never been married.

tara17 said...

Denise Richards starred in Drop Dead Gorgeous.

B626 said...

Denise Richards for the A--to--C list actress

Candyland said...

@FSP- I'm with you on the Russell Crowe train. Pictured him the entire time I was reading this one!

__-__=__ said...

That's what I call return on investment!

MeanieRhysie said...

Depending on who this is...damn, that's hot! ;)

Sara said...

Tough one. Gotta be someone oldish to be rich and famous pre-Internet. Anthony Hopkins is an interesting guess, but he has been married three times, with no high-profile extra-marital affair (unless it's something Enty knows about but we don't)

derek harvey said...

@Seven thanks lol---reading is hard yall! I do know there are stories circulating very similar to mu guess though. To be a fly on the wall for THAT!

Krystie Rachelle said...

Anthony Hopkins/Joyce Ingalls for the A list affair?

Brea Lowe said...

@count I agree, I can't see FL being much of a payday

xLux said...

mr X isnt in this site anymore? It was rubbish anyway

FrenchGirl said...

Russel Crowe only is married once and he always doesn't divorce( even he's separated to his wife)

FrenchGirl said...

@xLux
Do you miss His blinds ?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I gotta go with Wiglets Brazilian Waitress! Spank you very much.

derek harvey said...

I don't miss mr x---good riddance! Too many blinds and they were all easy and boring.

Senor Salty said...

Tom Hanks for the win

The Real Dragon said...

Mr.x wasn't even blinds. All of them were already in the media.

M. Brown said...

Was Pierce Brosnin ever nominated? His 1st wife died and he's remarried .

Dingle Barry said...

Count, positive thoughts buddy! You're our personal perve hero. I want to see you hit it big and live your dream and have movies made about you, and then read about actors that play you in blind items.

Living the American Dream One Fap at a Time

derek harvey said...

every time I hear the word pornography I think of you Count!

derek harvey said...

and I really appreciate you letting me know about that perv from Florida using my name (I really am)---just pathetic.

nycweboy said...

Javier Bardem

Cocoa said...

I'm glad Count helped you find the culprit, Derek.

Count Jerkula said...

HOLY CRAP Dingle, that line is great. "Living the American dream, one fap at a time." I wish this site had signatures on the comments, I would use that.

No problem Derek.

meme deemed said...

Sir Paul McCartney

Cocoa said...

And thank you, Count. If I'm gonna send pervy pics to you, I wouldn't use Derek's name. Peace, Derek.

meme deemed said...

Sean connery

CindyK said...

Christian Bale is a known S&M freak and likes to be dominated. Not sure if he is foreign born, though.

TalksTooMuch said...

It's on the main page, sugarbread!


http://webebookclubbin.blogspot.ca/2014/06/orange-is-new-black-season-2-premier.html?m=1

Sara said...

This one has been bugging me all day. Granted, it has been a dull day. I've never heard that Branagh had an affair with Kate Beckinsale, but she's looking gorgeous in the photos today, and he made "Much Ado About Nothing" with her when he was still with Emma Thompson. I think VIP probably got it despite herself, with an assist from Wigs.

TalksTooMuch said...

Christian Grey

PS said...

Daniel day Lewis. Winona Ryder.

Shocky said...

Anthony Hopkins

Cake said...

Gary Oldman with the gf being Isabella Rossellini

AIP said...

Christian Bale is Welsh, but only has one wife as far as I'm aware.

Sean Connery has been married to Marcheline practically since Al Gore was in short trousers (ie long before the Internet was "invented by him". Ahem)

His best mate Michael Caine has been with Shakira even longer, getting together with her in the 70s.

Jeremy Irons has been with Sinéad Cusack almost as long.

Paul McCartney was no actor. He appeared in the Beatles films but generally mugged it up around the camera (the killer being that as he was with Jane Asher at the time, he *really* fancied himself an actor).

And whoever said Pearce Brosnan: WASH YER WHORE MOUF OUT! (He met Keeley when she interviewed him).

Highly unlikely to be Anthony Quinn, Peter O'Toole or Rudolph Valentino for that matter :-p

Ken Brannaugh (yer surname is just a fancified version of Walsh; you don't fool me!) is the most intriguing answer, and is probably right.

MadLyb said...

I highly doubt it is ethical for any company to supply anyone, no matter how rich and famous they are, with the contact information of it's clients. Especially a site catering to non-mainstream interests. I want to know the name of this shitty company.

Count Jerkula said...

He was one of the owners of the company, MadLyb. he had access to everything.

Alita said...

I think I'd like this to be Kenneth Branagh (his Hamlet made me squee), @VIP.

But alas nobody in the history on the world has ever described HBC as "too Hollywood!"

Alita said...

Ahh yes, makes sense @Sara

Sara said...

Well it's not like I'm obsessed with this blind or anything, but it turns out that the picture of Kate Beckinsale in today's photos was taken at the opening of a Macbeth that Kenneth Branagh is starring in.

PghGirl said...

Super freakin hot

timebob said...

o/t Two of my work friends just saw Alex Kingston and Kenneth Branagh in MacBeth and they said it was incredible. He stomps around in the mud on stage and spit on an audience member. They loved it.

KB also had a long relationship with Helena Bonham Carter before she left him for Time Burton.

I can see KB getting his freak on with whips and chains with Helena.

The Enquirer said...

Christian Bale likes to be dominated? I swore he would have been the top. I just can't take him seriously now that I know he's a bottom.

Amanda Groff said...

That's who I was thinking while reading the blind.

Amanda Groff said...

AND he was married to Emma Thompson whi he cheated on with HBC

Amanda Groff said...

That's who I was thinking while reading the blind.

Yoj said...

I'll jump on the Anthony Hopkins bandwagon.
The A-list website (circa 2004) alleged he was "Reportedly into heavy S&M. Linked with Kim Basinger".

Studio54 said...

Harrison Ford.

Karleep said...

@ the Enquirer People who seem super-control freaky in everyday life tend to be the ones who liked to be dominated behind closed doors. It's a release thing.