Thursday, June 12, 2014

Jennifer Lopez's PR Team Is Spinning Away

The tabloids from last week have barely started hitting the trash cans and Jennifer Lopez's PR team is hard at work. They should be focusing on the wishy washy World Cup thing because that lawsuit she was facing from organizers if she ditched them was going to be interesting. Instead though, they are focused on making sure the world thinks that Casper and Jennifer really did split months ago. Right now they are telling the world that Jennifer is dating Maksim. You know, the guy who is incredibly in love with his DWTS partner Meryl Davis and has been seeing Kate Upton when she is not seeing Justin Verlander also has found time to start dating Jennifer. Uh huh. And what does Maksim have to say about this? Well conveniently, he is out of the country in India for the next two weeks so he is kind of hard to reach for a comment right now. So, they were dating, when? This started, when? Jennifer has been everywhere lately and most of the time it was with Casper or while she was filming Idol or "singing" somewhere. The last time I remember even seeing Jennifer and Maks anywhere near each other was several months ago when they were rehearsing for the American Music Awards. You know, when Jen was still dating Casper even according to the BS timeline fed by her PR people.

50 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

IKlondike needs to be a bit more responsible with her vagina. Stop slumming it, ghoul.

airhead said...

Wasn't this already posted???

OneEyeCharlie said...

Is this sorta like an Internet boyfriend thing?

TalksTooMuch said...

Are there only like 4 dateable hetero dudes is Hollywood? I am not someone who believes lotsa sex = STI party, but this sounds like ground zero for the CDC

FSP said...

Maxim > Maksim

Tigercat said...

JHo gets around the block.

LottaColada said...

"Singing" haha

sugarbread maker said...

J lo should get her big ass to Detroit

Steampunk Jazz said...

Maks can be bought. Just J Lo likes em like that ;-)
I wonder how much his corroboration is going to add to his run money?

sandybrook said...

Maks has done worse than her for sho. And on her carousel of love it's time for a famous dick to be pleasured again. Two users using each other works for me.

Renoblondee said...

There are tons of pics of her and Ghost that are recent. Please.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

It's gonna take a lotta scrubbing to get that Casper stinch off that woman.

Steampunk Jazz said...

What is the deal with the Merkin's in that town, do they have too much self-respect to subject themselves to her kind care? ;-)

GatorGirl said...

Why is she so against anyone thinking she can NEVER be cheated on? Wouldn't she gain more sympathy by just admitting yes, I was as surprised as anyone and I'm so humiliated blah blah instead of lying which can easily be laughed away by photos of them together?

Shelly Shell said...

Blind Gossip states Jho is really seeing one of her bodyguards, the Ghost was fake.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Gator, because it means that this old broad can't keep her man, even when everyone knows she PAID for him.
Always the bridesmaid ...in all her shit, it now looks like its HER!

Its just U said...

Why does she have to have a man at all times? It makes her seem desperate.
I reckon if she went single for a while, and actually realised she doesn't need to be in a relationship, she would be more popular and relatable.

Jacq said...

I don't understand how it's easier or better for her image to try to erase the relationship, as opposed to saying "this kid is a cheating little weasel, who has been caught red-handed and kicked to the curb" if she's going to dump him, she might as well ruin any chance he stands of profiting off of this or having a continued career.

auntliddy said...

Oh jlo, just let it go. No spin needed just move on.

figgy said...

If I were her PR team, I'd be trying to spin it that she was never really dating Casper because...well, for obvious reasons. I mean, I'm embarrassed FOR her. That man is unattractive in every possible way. And just a weasely little man.

But then she was with Marc Anthony for years, so I guess she has a thing for rodents.

Procrastibator said...

+yes!

Procrastibator said...

He pinged everyone else's gaydar. You can't tell me Jenny didn't know. It was a business arrangement.

surfer said...

Haha, Lotta. I caught that too!

aemish said...

Ahhh.. thanks for putting "singing" in quotes, Enty! Guess that solves the blind about which one paid somebody else to sing entire albums for her, jLo or Brittney

Dingle Barry said...

JHo, nice. So yeah, she needs to just leave it alone. This is immature behavior of a Jr. High girl trying too hard. The harder she tries the more transparent she becomes.

Remember your roots betch.

parissucksliterally said...

G-d forbid this woman be alone for more than a month.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

JLO is getting what she deserves. I just think her ass would've been better served with Puff P Diddly D's troll face. At least she had some cool points at that time...truly from the block.

Also, why is it whenever a celeb wants clean up their image they go to Jimmy Fallon or Letterman? It's just so tired. Bored.

crila16 said...

Oh Jenny from the Block. I think you're in love with being in love. You have the same dating mindset as Taylor Swift, except you marry them and Taylor is 20 years younger. You should know better at 44.

Seven of Eleven said...

Conscious uncoupling is hard, y'all.

Haywood Jablomee said...

And he'll get caught chasing trannies in Five, four, three....

La Minette Grincheuse said...

Did anyone else see J Lo on Fallon doing the "Tight Pants" thing? My first thought was this is total PR. Then realized that she couldn't sing a note. Proof positive to me that she is MV!

Sherry said...

Guys. I keep saying JHo is MVP absolutely. She cannot sing. Started as a dancer and tried to sing after getting the Selena movie. Wants to be considered a triple threat.

Dingle Barry said...

La Minette, what is MV?

Dingle Barry said...

La Minette, what is MV?

aemish said...

@La Minette... I second that emotion!!

@Dingle... annual MV clue!

nurysp said...

nailed it
she is like swifty
cant be alone
doesnt fell she should be shes "jlo"

rajahcat said...

I wonder if she has convinced herself of this yet?

teresa crane said...

@La Minette : I saw that too!! I could not get over how off tune she was. LOL!! Pure confirmation right there!!

I miss the days of Ben and JLO

Sasha said...

Why does she think anyone even cares??

Kate Emad said...

She is clearly MV, and my theory is that she has kept him around for so long because he knows (I can see how she could have kept it hidden in other relationships- but do think that Marc Anthony knew and just didn't care).
I'm even starting to wonder if that's why they got together in the first place- maybe as one of her dancers, he somehow figured it out and the "relationship" was one of his demands to keep a lid on it. That could explain why some believe its a business arrangement. Why else? Their relationship has never made any sense. He doesn't benefit her in any way- he has always seemed to be more of a hinderance. I was shocked that she didnt get rid of him after him sneaking into those peep show places. It was a huge red flag for me. She does not like to look like a fool, and it seemed out of character for her to have not kicked him to the curb. Unless, of course, there was something in it for her.... Like his silence?
I think that this finally gave her an out- with a very hefty settlement, of course. I also believe she has been spending her time, since the reports came out, working out that settlement with him. Which is why they put out a story so quickly about the few things she was allowing him to keep (his bike, etc...). It was her attempt to answer the question before it was asked. If people find out that he gets any money at all, they will ask why. Too risky for her situation. She needed to be able to work it out privately so that people didn't give it another thought.
And of course they didn't "break up" a few months ago- if he was "single" and it didnt matter what he did, as her people have said, then why did he move out so quickly? And why not before?
I've never been a fan of hers and always thought of her as a phony, especially after reading about MV on here and being convinced it was her. But I always hold out hope for people that maybe one day they will wake up to some self-actualization and change their ways. Here's to hoping.

Trilby said...

Thanks for posting the "MV link". I'm fairly new to this site (love the site, in awe of the great posters here, & really like Enty et al's commentary on the asses the blinds are about.). Only read the original 2006 "MV" post... wow. Just wow. JLoHo and Benny Medina, huh? She is really a piece of crap in human form. Probably turns into an incubus at night, or the kind of creature Kolshak (Darren McGavin) used to vanquish on "The Night Stalker" tv show in the 70s (yes, I'm old. :)

Ri said...

I think JLo should be Kanye's next wife!

car54 said...

This is kind of perfect but I wonder if she knows about Maks' suitcase full of money he carries for emergencies.

I saw her do that Tight Pants thing on Fallon and I thought she really looked older without her special lighting and lenses.

The Enquirer said...

MV is Britney Spears and S is Myah Marie. Britney was the biggest superstar singer between 2000-2004.

I don't think this is nearly as shocking as it would have been back in 2006.

Two of the most recent clues are she stared on SNL more than once and was on a very popular CBS sitcom. Britney was on "How I Met Your Mother" and was on SNL multiple times.

The only thing that doesn't make sense is that Myah still sings for her. Enty's original 2006 blog entry makes it sound like they parted ways.

I'd like to see the annual clues from 2007-2012.

Aoife said...

Re MV: I think S was said to have passed away? I haven't read the original MV blind in some time. My guess was and remains Mariah. It explains all of the shenanigans.

CK76 said...

Doesn't fit--S is dead, I guess that's an extreme parting of the ways,,,lol

Henriette said...

Maks is a big upgrade from the Derp. It was announced she is singing at the World's Cup, so what's she gonna do about her autotune?

bellaluna said...

It ought to be!

bellaluna said...

IMHO, it always has been.

Unknown said...

People don't care that she was paying for her boyfriend Casper, they knew he was a young dancer and if they kept up with gossip the guy was regular at Gay Bars. The fact that he enjoys trans girls that have huge asses and thighs like JHO is funny rather than sad.
Trying to palm off Maks as a partner is sadder than just letting this "you lost your BF to a chick with a dick" situation. A few people who are dumb enough to read people magazine might buy the lie, but 2 chicks with dicks and the photos of you and BF all over??? JLO is sad, and doesn't pick men very well. THIS will happen again, swinging with on the down low, men don't like her very much. She should concentrate on her kids for the long term.