Monday, June 09, 2014

Jeremy London Got Married Again

It seems like only yesterday that Jeremy London got kidnapped while buying drugs or arrested for beating his wife and doing lots of drugs. Despite all this someone has decided that Jeremy is a great catch. After finalizing his divorce from his ex-wife last week he got married to a new woman this week who also had their baby a couple of days after they got married. It was just two years ago that Jeremy's meltdowns became public and although I hope he has changed and turned his life around it is not going to shock me if we see him popping up in headlines again or his new wife divorces him within the year.

48 comments:

Riven said...

Did he propose as Jaws leaped out of the water??

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Derek, isn't that your reader photo?

*jokesjokes*

derek harvey said...

and they say a good man is hard too find...

derek harvey said...

@K LMAO!!!!!!!! meh I have my moments! haha

derek harvey said...

I don't think I can keep up with the London brothers these days. Maybe in their 7th Heaven days...

Riven said...
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Dingle Barry said...

Wigs, give poor Derek an ice pack and a bandaid.

Riven said...

He just needs a chocolate covered pretzel. They're a bit melted but man are they exquisite!

Jessica Larson said...

Is this one also some wannabe "actress/model" playboy playmate, but is really a glorified prostitute?

Navymommy said...

Jessica Larson, I'm thinking more likely than not.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Mazel to the new nuclear family...;-)

Violet said...

OT. But for the UK people round here, Rik Mayall died today. Which is sort of the hero of my teen comedy loving heart gone.

Christopher Cruz said...

A catch like him doesn't stay single for long...

Navymommy said...

I would have a chocolate pretzel. And a yogurt covered pretzel. Salty, sweet deliciousness.

Froggy England said...

THATS Jeremy London? Omg...

Dingle Barry said...

Sorry for your loss Violet. It's especially sad to lose a comedian in society. So definitive of an era and memories of great times.

Steampunk Jazz said...

According to wiki, he married Juliet Reeves, who is either ascream queen actress, a dental hygienist or a ceramicist.
Which do you think? :-D

Dingle Barry said...

Steamy, a Dental Hygienist could mean so many things in Hollywood...

Violet said...

Dingle - he and his peers defined UK comedy in the 80s. He was only 56.

Suki said...

That's what I looked like. When I had shingles.

The Real Dragon said...

He has a twin brother ?

Wee S said...

I first saw him in Bottom when I was a kid-my big brother forced me to watch it as a form of terror...I feared frying pans for a long time after that. Awesome Bas'tard he was (Mayall, not my bro)

Riven said...

Yes, the picture is actually Jason London, not Jeremy. Twin douchebags regardless.

Suzzique said...

he pooped in a police car

surfer said...

Riven's right - that's Jason, from when he was arrested in Arizona.

Bossy Pants said...

Is he the one that sharted in a cop car or was that his brother? Classy pair...

__-__=__ said...

Truly genes that should be passed to a new generation!

sandybrook said...

Enty a reminder -- dereks reader pic will bring you not hundreds, not thousands but ten of thousands page views. Think about it!

sugarbread maker said...

Is this the one his wife left him for Kiefer Sutherland? ?

Seven of Eleven said...

Yep, that's Jason, the brain trust who called cops faggots and said he owned them by crapping his pants in the cop car.

Jeremy London, what a treat. He stole a Six Feet Under storyline (where one character is kidnapped, forced to drive around the city, and forced to smoke meth at gunpoint) and said he was kidnapped while fixing a flat tire and forced to do drugs.

Jessi said...

For real? See I guess I just need to lower my expectations and I too could marry.

crila16 said...

@Jessi...me too.

JoElla said...

I had to google this tool..

Sherry said...

What a looker! As someone said, prime real estate don't stay on the market long.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Isn't this the Mallrats guy? I heard nobody could stand him during the shooting of that movie.

Oh God @Seven - when I saw that Ep. of SFU I nearly hyperventilated. Completely ruined the meeting I had the next morning. My mind couldn't think of anything else. Thanks, Alan Ball.

Riven said...

@Jason yup that's the reference in my first comment (I think I'm the only Mallrats fan on here). I didn't know that about filming, though it def would explain why he's one of the only ViewAskew people not to repeat in the same or a new role.

Even Banky is in Chasing Amy with no mention of TS.

la pendeja said...

@Riven i basically got excited to click on the comments and look for mallrats jokes - LOVE that movie.. you didn't let me down!!!

Riven said...

@LaPendeja YESSSS!!! I had my hopes that someone would get it and I'm pretty stoked that was the first comment lol. ^5

RowdyRodimus said...

Well, we at least know that his new wife didn't have sex with him in the back of a Volkswagen.

Riven said...

@Rowdy They should probably get right now that tho, the world does not need 2nd generation London twins. (^5)

Meauxelle said...

You are not alone, Riven, I loved Mallrats!

Rose said...

Didn't he get his kidnap plot from Six Feet Under?

Hope that is a arrest photo and not a wedding pick.

Riven said...

@Meauxelle High five! I love that movie and it has some fantastic quotes.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Actually, the guy that kidnapped him stole the storyline..According to Wiki, the perpetrator confessed and is serving or did serve time, for the crime...: /

Jade said...

Not long ago, I saw him in "Man In The Moon" with a young Reese Witherspoon. He was so young and clean-cut - the All-American boy next door. Don't do drugs, kids.

Kat has left the building said...

For once, it would have been funny if Enty made a typo and wrote "pooping" instead of... if we see him popping up in headlines again

WUWT? said...

Jeremy was also Griffin on Party of Five.
So, given his connections, Enty must know a fair bit about him, right?

krychek said...

No way this is Jeremy or Jason. He was so cute in Dazed and confused.what a shame.