Wednesday, June 04, 2014

Today's Blind Items - The Pimp Son

This is probably a new one. I can't remember a son acting as his father's pimp before. Not so much a pimp really, but more of a facilitator. The dad is a talk show host. A- list. Married. Needs to be discreet. Very discreet. That is where the son comes in. Dad not only has his son find the women and make sure everything checks out beforehand, but also provides his place for his dad to use for the hookups. It is a whole lot easier to be discreet if you are not checking into hotels or trying to bring them back to your place. Nope, just use your son's place. The son is always out and always looking for himself so at the same time he finds women who are willing to spend some time with his dad and also sign an agreement that they won't speak about it. For his part the dad takes care of his son's bills and makes sure the women are compensated, but through his son rather than from the dad directly. How many times have father and son hooked up with the same woman? More than once.

71 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Dr. Phil

Lady Heisenberg said...

Dr Phil

sandybrook said...

I wanna say Springer but I dont think hes discrete . The quack sounds good though.

Seven of Eleven said...

Ewwwww to sleeping with your dad's piece AND sleeping with Dr Phil. Should start calling him Dr Pornstache.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Nice hustle Montana! Crystal Heffner for one of the shared/paid women

msgirl said...

Eeeew.

BTW, are we discussing Lainey's blind anywhere else? Charlize?

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Is this Casey Kasem again? Riven will be so pissed...

notpretentious said...

Yes, I think it is Charlize! She does look like a bitch too.

sugarbread maker said...

didn't dr phil's son marry one of phil's formers that daddy hit first.
jordan i think

sugarbread maker said...

i guess i need to hop over to laineys i am still working my way back thru these

texas rose said...

Does Maury Povich have older kids with a first wife??

Froggy England said...

Agree with seven of eleven,,,Eugh on all counts.

Vera Christina said...

Maury. Please, please be Maury. What a special episode when they try and figure out if he or his son are the daddy.

texas rose said...

Maury only has a son - adopted in 1995 so probably not him.

Renoblondee said...

Oh! Off to Lainey's site.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Yep. Charlize. Wasn't she caught toking out of a piece of fruit? Hence the reference.

Renoblondee said...

Oh yeah, it's Charlize. She was smoking pot through an apple!

sugarbread maker said...

oh the lainey blind is definately charlize..the fruit referance is the green apple bong, and she's bffs w/ handler. everyone knows charlize is a raging bitch, just not maybe a coke bitch

Seven of Eleven said...

Lainey's BI: The Loyal Customer

Basically, a tall and beautiful ice queen who wins awards and has a kid also like coke and is a b*. (So yeah, supposed to be Charlize.)

I read somewhere, I want to say twitter, someone saying, "Like Lainey has room talk about being a b*." Yikes!

sugarbread maker said...

jinx wigs, reno

Seven of Eleven said...

Jinx, clone2!

Snootches said...

I would LOVE this to be Dr. Phil and have this get out to the public. I loathe that man and his mustache equally!

Seven of Eleven said...

Damn, a DOUBLE JINX!

sandybrook said...

Is Charlize tall though?

sandybrook said...

Somewhat Sandy at 5'10"

MontanaMarriott said...

Yes she is a former model and with heels on she is about 6 feet tall

Riven said...

Michael Savage

*It doesn't specific what media the talk show is in

sugarbread maker said...

Yes but even Canadian bitches got good gossip.

Riven said...

LOL DAMN IT WIGS. *standing ovation*

sugarbread maker said...

We are all syncing on our shit today. Like shark week or something. Watch out
@count. Hide your wives hide your man

aemish said...

Grody to the maximum! I came in here to say Alan and Robin Thicke.. but Dr. Puke?! *hurl* Poor Robin!

Gayeld said...

@sugarbread. Me too. I think the only time I go there anymore is when someone here brings it up.

msgirl said...

Hahaha about Lainey and pot/kettle.

Somewhat disappointed to learn Charlize is a bitch. Unless she's just a powerful woman? Unfortunately powerful woman are often labelled bitchy.

Aeol said...

I thought Dr Oz, but literally only because I'm watching him on the Chew right now.

sandybrook said...

Shes a bitch and she puts up with Sean Peen's b.s.? I know love is blind but still......

QueenAnne Guido said...

This is real reason the children want Kasey Casem back.

DommyMommy said...

Steve Harvey.

Riven said...

@Aoel
It's hard out here for a pimp and his bitches.

http://manhattan.smugmug.com/FEATURED-EVENT-COVERAGE/HEALTHCORPS-Fifth-Annual-Gala/16610475_92NMMP/1254952161_M5rv9BF#!i=1254952161&k=M5rv9BF&lb=1&s=M


(Sorry if the link sucks, image searches on an iPhone kinda suck)

DommyMommy said...

Like the Alan and Robin Thicke call!

rajahcat said...

is Dad Thicke doing any talk shows now-if so I go with the Thickes

Renee Ortiz said...

I'm not sure Enty was clear enough...did this need to be discreet?

rajahcat said...

and yeah that is totally Charlize......pretty easy

but why smoke pot out of an apple?????

Mark said...

Now I can't get the theme song from "Thicke of the Night" out of my head!

Mark said...

Please not Larry King

Seven of Eleven said...

@Renee, b/c the talk show host is presumably someone who espouses family values and/or has a squeaky clean image.

@rajah, apple pipes are what you use when you don't have a regular pipe around and/or you like to be an environmentally friendly toker.

rajahcat said...

learn something new EVERYday :)

Count Jerkula said...

Jon Stewart

Ari said...

Dr. Phil? I was thinking Steve Harvey

Sasha said...

Steve Harvey makes much more sense than Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil "seems" to adore his wife.

nurysp said...

def! charlize
she always gave off bitch vibes
wasnt it tom hardy that curved her lmfao!

look at the only piece of dick she can get..sean penn

shes cold

Jerry Seinfeld said...

The worst part is that Dr. Phil is a talk-show host.

Boishglamorpuss said...

YES! An apple on a boat, if memory serves.

sugarbread maker said...

where's ttm with
marriage is tough ya'll
@nurseyp yes tom hardy turned her down hard and repeatedly on mad max and she was pissed and started leaking stoeies to the press aboot how he is difficult on set and how she was just trying to be friendly and he was so rude to her. gosh the nerve of him!!
can't buy klass

sugarbread maker said...

no the apple was a long lens pap shot from her in her back yard. the infamous green apple bong

Anothergrayhare said...

Lainey was great when she first started out up here. Now that she's on some CTV show I refuse to watch, she's become more annoying than ever. Was one of her first regular readers. Not any more. Too full of herself.

Jillian said...

I wouldn't call any of those talk show hosts even remotely A- material.

Sherry said...

I'm not even sure what we're talking about anymore. Why is Charlize being bandied about with an apple and Tom, Hardy.

#confusedagain

Melissa of Grand Island said...

+1 too funny!

Melissa of Grand Island said...

Jimmy Kimmel

fancyscreenname said...

@Melissa

Kimmel was my first thought too.

Wendy Rene said...

Didn't Alan Thicke used to have a late night talk show?

Wendy Rene said...

Dr. Phil?? ewwwww....not enough money in the world for me.

MadLyb said...

This is obviously a conservative hypocrite. Sean Hannity.

evie2345 said...

Noooo!
Plus I think his son is only about 10 or so.

Melissa of Grand Island said...

+1 this, is, funny!! Love this..

Melissa of Grand Island said...

@Fancy..I have actually "heard" a few rumblings about this..and I pray it's not true. I like Jimmy..but the word is he is the "cool dad"..

Studio54 said...

Geraldo.

Katie said...

Jay the oldest married a former playmate

Henriette said...

I like the Dr Phil guess, but what about Jimmy Kimmel? He's got a son who's about 22.

Dingle Barry said...

Alex Trebec, Canada's imported hustling Daddy(?) and dapper game show host.

Adrienne Wright said...

Maury Povich!