Thursday, June 05, 2014

Who Thought Sofia Vergara And Tom Cruise Were Dating

Did Sofia Vergara and Tom Cruise go out a few times way back in the day? Yes. That is when Tom was going through his Latina phase. It was also well before Sofia became a household name and was in every commercial that airs. There were some reports yesterday that said the couple were dating again. Could you imagine that? That would be a media frenzy. I guess Sofia wouldn't have to worry about Tom cheating, but Tom likes his women where he can watch them 24/7 and to decide what projects they do and just likes to control every situation. That is not Sofia. I do wonder sometimes if Tom is going to just stay single or if he will find the energy to go through the whole process of finding someone and making us believe it is all true love again. I keep expecting him to show up with some barely known actress he found in Scientology who will be thrilled to have the attention and lifestyle and is willing to do anything for the religion.

52 comments:

FSP said...

What happened to the ginger?

0_0 said...

She has been a household name if you comprendo Espanol for decades.

auntliddy said...

Dont know why people are so interested in his love life. Whatever

sandybrook said...

I thought the were setting him up with Laura Prepon Enty?? They are a perfect couple--she's gay.

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm with you, auntliddy

Sunshine said...

Where's Shelly?

Renoblondee said...

No way she'd stay with him. Maybe a couple of pap shots for attention.

Steampunk Jazz said...

No way in Hell. Sofia has too many bones in her closet to handle Scio/pap scrutiny. She would have to give up the drugs, the men and the women under the paparazzi spotlight that Tommy brings to the party...

cubsfan1990 said...

is there a link for this? or did you make this up?
and buy reports do u mean radar online?

sugarbread maker said...

laura prepon backedout of the deal chose not to be a clone wife. went back to oitnb.. starting friday!!

Violet said...

Was that back in the bad teeth days? I dread to think what their love life was like. Her screeching and him manically jumping over sofas.

fancyscreenname said...

Maybe they are just hanging out, FFS.

Sherry said...

Could you imagine him and Modern Charo together? That's almost too funny for words especially if he broke free and started getting wild like her.

rajahcat said...

she wouldn't pass the vetting

sandybrook said...

All this dating TommyGirl was about the time she decided she was too big for Galavision and wanted to make her mark in American media. So she used him. She was huge on Latin TV.

Haywood Jablomee said...

This won't end well. Even money says she comes home and finds Tom in bed with Nick Loeb.

rajahcat said...

I might pay to see that though Sherry

Steampunk Jazz said...

Liddy and TTM, I think it's the " how does this work?" Angle. Control freak, glass closeted Scio seeks opposite sex submissive willing to give up all sense of self. Must be open to exploitation.. Bunker mentality a plus!

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Hmmm... Do you mind if I borrow that EXACT wording?

Melissa of Grand Island said...

+1

skippy said...

Saw him on Fallon last night & had to turn it off. His fake laugh was really grating. Twat.
Yeah where IS Shelly???

Nutty_Flavor said...

Did anyone catch the L.A. Weekly's complete b.j. for Cruise a couple of weeks ago?

The jist of the story is that he didn't really jump up and down on a couch - that this was the creation of a gif maker - and that the subsequent internet mockery drove him to make popcorn action movies instead of serious acting flix like Magnolia.

Fair enough point, but I like Cruise, and even I thought the tone of the story was WAAAAY over the top.

It'll be very interesting to see how 'Edge of Tomorrow' does. It's getting fantastic reviews - I think it's at 90% on Rotten Tomatoes - but how much pulling power does a 52 year old guy have with the younger audience? Particularly with a YA movie opening the same weekend.

derek harvey said...

@Nutty---his movies make a KILLING over-seas. He is still the man in Asian countries and most of Europe etc.

Gayeld said...

Tony Ortega had a few choice points to make about that article.

Lil P said...

I do remember this also that George Clooney called her Sophia Viagara

Barb Barbara said...

What I wouldn't give to see a cross-section of his footwear! Five-inch lifts in a boot??? Like Louboutins encased in fine leather!

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Gayeld Yeah, I noticed. Tony Ortega is very good at what he does and made some good points, but he has basically one song to sing. I think there's more to Cruise's career decline that just high-level Scientology nuttiness.

crila16 said...

ay dios mio

plokzy said...

He looked good back then. Still did, hard to believe he's his age. Had to completely screw it up with his recent plastic surgery tho. He looks horrible and plastic now... Too bad. He had a good thing going for awhile.

figgy said...

I wish poor Tommy Boy would ditch the beards altogether and let his gay flag fly.

Please Tom: We. Know. You're. Gay. And it's nothing to be ashamed of!

Gayeld said...

I have to agree with that. I think there reaches a point, even for actors, when the audience just doesn't buy you in action movies anymore. He needs to take a step back and reassess the kind of roles he's taking.

iheartgoss said...

Has anyone ever said they for sure slept with Tom? I actually like his movies, I think he's a really good actor and I can't wait to see Edge of Tomorrow!

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Gayeld, agreed. I'd love to see him with grey hair and doing edgy dramatic parts again.

discoflux said...

Maybe he's just completely asexual. Which doesn't make him a weirdo. It's the scientology that makes him a weirdo.

meme deemed said...

C'mon enty!!! We all know Emma Watson wants the job as Mrs. Cruise the 4th

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Iheartgoss, there was a male wrestler a few years left who claimed to have slept with Tom in an article published in a French gay magazine. He was shot down with a lawsuit, and there have been no claims that I know of since.

Personally, I don't think he's gay. The Scientology defectors who have detailed his many, many misdeeds within the cult have all said he's straight and actually was crazy about Katie Holmes. These are presumably people with no motivation to lie - they're already out of the cult and could make a lot more money by delivering proof of homosexuality!

Ari said...

I'll marry Tom Cruise, I don't care

OvernighterWriter said...

I would just love for him to leave Scientology and be a real person - gay, asexual, whatever he is. It does make me think he is either gay or has some other deep dark secret that Scientology would let leak if he ever left the church.

I used to really like him and I do think he is a good guy. I just think he's trapped in a cult and is too far gone to even see it. Maybe Leah Remini can organize a rescue!

Dvortx said...

According to One unauthorized bio, I think the Andrew Morton one, when, early in his courtship phase of her, Tom took sofia on a tour to a scio celebrity center, she realized he was a nut, & went into serious deep hiding for a few months, to escape. The biographer said something like, she's a single mom from Colombia & knows how to handle this kind of stuff. The book made the point that scio's leadership had wanted to start major recruitment drives from the world's Latin population--thus his courtship / attempted courtship of Sofia, Penelope, Jessica a. (who allegedly was on the prospective wife list), etc. The biographer also says penelope's dad reached out to anti-scio deprogrammers anonymously when she was dating Tom--Morton suggests the dad was fearful his daughter was caught in a scary cult.

DAMD Tech said...

I guess a drag queen was inevitable.

iheartgoss said...

Thank you!!! I personally think he would be hard to be in a relationship with. He seems VERY intense.

Gayeld said...

@Iheart. I've read some the same stuff Nutty has, a lot of them make it sound like he was pretty in love with Nicole, as well. But David Miscavige was worried that she was pulling him completely out of the cult and set his people to first scuttle that relationship and then to estrange her from her children as well.

Renoblondee said...

Yeah, from everything I've heard, he loves women, but just isn't into sex all that much.

M. Brown said...

Yep the Morton book thanks DVortex. I forgot which one I read it in. Did anyone see the most recent InTouch with how much weight he 's gained? It didn't quite match the most recent photos I've seen with him and Emily Blunt. But it caught my attention because his whole life is about control. Something's up if he's gained as much weight as they're saying.

Krissie said...

She's too old for him, he likes his women younger. She's also too blunt-she is the kind who blurt out all sorts of things Tommy wouldn't want people to know. If you read interviews with her she talks about all sorts of stuff stars don't usually get into, like saying she thought her kid was ugly when he was a baby (yes she said that, it was kind of hilarious).

auntliddy said...

Overnight- Toms story is that he was abused psychologically and phtsically by his father. He was poor, and dyslexic, picked on. He had no self confudence and thought he was stupid. He is attracted to cos, as these lost souls are, and boom! They teach him method to read, tell him he's a great guy, a smart guy, which i think he is. So if course COS is like that wonderful loving father he never had. With sci and their teachings, he gets acting jobs, he becomes famous, he has wife and children. He feels wonderful and normal. That is why he is so so into SCI - he really thinks he owes them everything. As for the couch thing and let it go already, it was years ago. I think he really doesnt understand why nicole and katie left. I wish he get out of that cult, but he's pretty entrenched. I just cant hate him tho.

Jason Blue Eyes said...
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Jason Blue Eyes said...

Morton also wrote how Tom would send Sofia limos full of flowers and chocolates and stuffed animals every day. I repeat, EVERY day.

Who remembers Days Of Thunder? Remember the scene when Tom is asking out Nicole's character? What was in the background? A room FULL of flowers and stuffed bears.

This freaked Sofia out and she stood him up one weekend when he was supposed to fly her off to some exotic locale.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Look at Sofia's body language in that picture. When have you ever seen her COVER herself? She's repulsed by him.

jo davies said...

I like tom and like most of his movies...I don't think he is gay either maybe asexual...I think its impossible for every action star to be closet gay. John travolta it would seem is gay given the stories that have leaked out over the past few years ...I don't really know about tom but two wives have left him rather suddenly and he is way under cos control which is strange and weird. There are hundreds of stories on the internet about poor vulnerable people getting involved with cos and dying penniless as cos took all their money how the fuck tom cruise can insulate himself from this reality is beyond me. I suspect cos is further from god than Satan. Either he doesn't care about cos victims or they have done one spectacular job of brain washing him. He may be asexual and aemotional as well..the way both marriages ended with Nicole and Katie was fucking colder than ice man.

WUWT? said...

I just like that Enty's headline asks "Who Thought Sofia Vergara And Tom Cruise Were Dating?" and then the picture shows Tom raising his hand like, "Me!"

Canasta said...

+1. Saw a picture of him on the internet. Dunno if it's real but he had really bad teeth back then. Almost all of these celebrities have plastic surgeries and major dental works done