Sunday, July 06, 2014

Blind Item #11

Now that this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor from a very hit franchise has had sex with this former A list tweener/gun owner he is willing to go back to this other former A list tweener who has been texting him constantly about trying to work things out. She doesn't know about the gun owner.

35 comments:

sandybrook said...

Selena and Demi Lovato for the girls since they hate each other now.

trixa25 said...

Orlando Bloom & Selena

jack ducky said...

Nah demi is dickmatized by Wilmer

Meg said...

Liam Helmsworth/Selena Gomez/Miley

jack ducky said...

That's a good guess. Can't see Miley wanting him back though. She seems like the type that once she's done with somebody she's done with them. Guys, girls, relationships or friends.

texas rose said...

Who is the other former A tweener texting him?

Tigercat said...

Jumping on Meg's train.

LottaColada said...

Gun owner?

jack ducky said...

Enty is referencing a bi yesterday about Selena buying a gun.

RivenIsAHasBeen said...

Aaron Carter, Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff


Wait, I think I did this wrong...

texas rose said...

Selena has a stalker that has been arrested trespassing at her house.

Gossip-Monster said...

There was a recent article with Liam saying he would always love Miley. Guessing that might be the source of this.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Yep, Miley Selena, Hemsworth.

And yep, I too, would think Mimey had moved on too far to go back, BUTT...

Chris J said...

Good guess!

LottaColada said...

Just went back to look.... LOLOLOL

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Miley, not "Mimey". Crickey!

Count Jerkula said...

Lots of dark eye make up. Rough face fucking until tears and eyeliner are streaming down her face. Rough anal with her facing a mirror.

Hands on her face holding her eye lids open while yelling, "See what cocaine makes you do? Huh? Pathetic fucking coke whore. Do you like this? Is this what you want to be?"

The verbal abuse is what will break her down. The sexual abuse is just to reaffirm your words, as she relives the experience the next day, each time she notices the soreness.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Well mimey fits if you give her a "We're # 1" foam finger, LOL

B said...

Orlando and Selena. Not sure who the other tweeter is.

Sherry said...

Actually my first thought too. Excellent Meg.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Rofl. ^5

Renoblondee said...

Good guesses.

Bossy Pants said...

Ummmmmm way to keep things weird, Count! :)

Steampunk Jazz said...

U mad Bro?

RivenIsAHasBeen said...

@Reno I'm just gonna assume you're including my 00's tweener throwback in this and preen under your praise. ;-)

sugarbread maker said...

Miley has been taking shots at selena work weeks now. She must know something. Liam needs Miley back for her connections. His movies are bombing and people are tired of his attitude

sugarbread maker said...

Lena got a gun. Whole world's come undone.

audrey said...

This sounds like a plot to a very bad teen movie. One guy, two girls and a gun. All we need now is One Direction to do the soundtrack and we have a block buster on our hands for the tweeners.

MadLyb said...

Having dated Justin Bieber should automatically disqualify you from owning a gun. This country will give guns to ANYONE, which is horrifying since half of the people in this country are the most stupid people on the planet.

Count Jerkula said...

@MadLyb: We can take guns away from the stupid the same time we take voting away from the stupid. We can use the same test SFW Voter Literacy Test

skippy said...

Guns shouldn't be so freely available to anyone., stupid or not. They still will be though.
Count, having a bad day?

Count Jerkula said...

Nah, Skippy. My day been pretty good. Dunkin Donuts, Internet Time, Lawn Mowing, Picked Up My Kid, Chicken Parm Dinner, True Blood. Whole buncha win. Now I get to figure out if this Leftovers show is worth watching or not.

Aoife said...

Selena Gomez and...

Haywood Jablomee said...

Colin Feral and Annie Oakley.

crila16 said...

I'm on going with Meg's guess too.

Liam/Miley and Selema.