Sunday, July 06, 2014

Blind Item #5

This former A+ list mostly movie actor who gets to stay as A list because of his name spent about $100K setting up his own private porn movie this weekend. He is out of town and hired a group of women to participate with him being the star and had a crew film the whole thing.

43 comments:

LottaColada said...

Nicolas Cage

bellaluna said...

Jack Nicholson.

VIPblonde said...

Mel Gibson

derek harvey said...

makes me respect Lyle Lovett just a little bit more smh

sugarbread maker said...

bet they were good christian girls though

The Real Dragon said...

I'll watch Ghost Rider in Action.

Renoblondee said...

How could that stay secret?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Good Job VIP! Found one for YOU!

Ray Nicolet said...

Like always..VIP for the win

Tigercat said...

Possible title?

Brave Hard

Count Jerkula said...

Get it Mel! I be doin the same shit if I had your money.

Try Greece next time Mel. Since their economy is in the shitter, you can get some hot Greek action at a reasonable price. Like a couple hundred to have a chick to use while you take a week long Mediterranean cruise. For a guy like me, the savings would be eaten up in airfare, but for a rich dude like you, you could hire a couple guys to stack yer used whores in the Parthenon.

MeanieRhysie said...

VIP! VeeEyePee!!!

VIPblonde said...

@Steampunk :)

Steampunk Jazz said...

LOL I wonder if in Scotland, they call a condom in use " a di*k in a kilt"?

LottaColada said...

Oh come on, Lethal Weapon doesn't even need a name change!

sugarbread maker said...

@vip. no offense but i think she wanted a easy like sunday morning dck pick.. or maybe that was me..
do you have the charli hunam reveal commercial b4 it was pulled down??

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Why wouldn't Mel take the 20 minute drive to the the porn capital of tbe US, our San Fernando Valley?

Makes me think this could be someone who lives mostly somewhere besides L.A. And / or married.
The apparent need to do this "out of town" and all.

Mark Wahlberg could work. (Dirk?)

sugarbread maker said...

@syf. amurrican women would want more money, be to difficult, etc
costa rican probably just shut it and spread it

Steampunk Jazz said...

: D

bored soccer mom said...

Charlie Sheen.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Laffin!!!

And SOME American woman take offense to being called "Sugar Tits". (Betches!!)

Sunny said...

Was there a jacuzzi on set?

sugarbread maker said...

Not me!!

sugarbread maker said...

I think it blew away

Sammy D said...

Nic Cage

Renoblondee said...

The set director was a glum cunt.

Claudea said...

Meanwhile, in Mel Gibson's head...
(ie dude's looking rough! And not in a good way)

Sunny said...

@Reno
Ha! For a second there I thought you were having another Melissa Joan Hart moment

texas rose said...

I wonder why he would film it??? he has enough cash that he could set up an orgy like this every night?? Hard to imagine him sitting around jacking off to this- wait- I guess he could use it when he gets really old and and can't get it up any longer.

Renoblondee said...

Bahahaha!

Count Jerkula said...

@Texas: He filmed it so he can write it off. He got the production company still taking in tons of residuals.

texas rose said...

Count - that doesn't make sense. He spent $100K to get writeoff for taxes so save him $50K?? He could have gotten 10 beatiful Czech model/escorts for less than $10K (or maybe even free since he is Mel.)

Count Jerkula said...

It is a hobby. Dude likes to make movies and direct, he just combining it with sex.

texas rose said...

I can buy that Count.

astra worthington said...

Why would anyone pay that kind of money to make a porn? The masterpiece that is swap.avi was made for 5k! Whatever kind of porn this is, it cannot possibly beat that.

Sherry said...

Years ago I would have gladly done a porn with Mel but now..He's looking rough and he's such a jerk now though.

LogDog said...

If this is Nic Cage, maybe he's trying to re-enact 9mm

Studio54 said...

If it is Mel, someone tell the Vatican, so they can take away the Catholic Church this colossal hypocrite runs. It's the old fashioned type where the women must cover their heads and the Priest says the mass in Latin.

texas rose said...

Lotta - How about 'The Boston Pancake Party'?

Count Jerkula said...

@Studio: Weren't those churches excommunicated? I know one time I went to a church that did high Latin mass, while on vacation, and the next week my grandmom was all bugged out that she had to go to confession, because she found out they had been excommunicated.

LottaColada said...

@texas - you're so evil! But I like it

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yuck. I've attended the Karlovy Vary festival several times. I can't believe they are awarding that shitbag. My favorite year there was when Michael Douglas was honored, and Lebowski premiered.

Mel allegedly hates Russian and Ukrainian women now, so Czech ladies better fucking RUN like Gump.

Karlovy Vary is a little spa town that has historically been where rich German men go to take their pick of the young Czech women. A lot of them would jump on a chance to be the next Oksana. Barf.

crila16 said...

Hey...if they're all adults and all willing participants...who cares.