Friday, July 04, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 10, 2014

This now former college quarterback is running around having sex with almost every woman he meets. He is also having sex with all of these women without condoms at least according to three of the approximately twenty he has had sex with in the past week. The twenty is just a guess considering the three women said they were one of many in their night. It was kind of like Hef's assembly line thing.

Johnny Manziel

50 comments:

Gossip-Monster said...

Lochte 2.0

OneEyeCharlie said...

Huh, stud college quarterback having crazy sex... no way!

TalksTooMuch said...

How.stupid.are.the.women????? Seriously! He's gross, but who wants brag about being Johnny Football's Tuesday Lucky #7

sandybrook said...

I agree Charlie look at Tim Tebow he never got laid!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hows the cookout going Charlie? Is it cannon time?

TalksTooMuch said...

Sorry WareCat and Wigs...

Renoblondee said...

No idea who that is. None.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Karma has landed him in Cleveland: The Factory of Sadness.

jack ducky said...

Lol he's a dumbass. It was funny seeing him sweat after not getting picked until the very end of the first round.

Gossip-Monster said...

Yesssssss... This..... The most boring town in USA

FingerBinger said...

An athlete having sex with groupies. What has this world come to?

TalksTooMuch said...

I read a whole analysis of every part of his play (and I THINK it was in English) consensus seemed to be that his in pocket play wasn't up to snuff and he was too short. But his instincts were solid and he was good at reading the defense. No idea what any of that means.

texas rose said...

TTM- you never know- he is the really stupid one- they might be looking for 18 year annuities/paychecks.

sandybrook said...

I live in the most boring town in America. And that's becuz half of fucking Cleveland moved to it.

GatorGirl said...

He's from the same itty bitty Texas town/high school as my hubby (Kerrville if you're on a need to know basis)

airhead said...

I'm Canadian I don't know anything about this I Googled him & he looks like whatever.

TalksTooMuch said...

I wondered about that, texas, it just seemed that the risk would be SO high on contracting something that I didn't get why anyone would but I guess if you're in At Least We're Not Detroit, then maybe that would be for kicks?

TalksTooMuch said...

^5 fellow Canucklehead!

TalksTooMuch said...

I think the other half is from Canada, no?

airhead said...

@TTM ^5

sandybrook said...

Pittsburgh. Canada lives further South

texas rose said...

I do agree with you- we are not talking about mensa candidates here- he or they and I wasn't even really thinking about STDs.

Erik said...

He's goofy looking. What are these women thinking?

Rose Lizenberg said...

Thank you!! By all accounts he's a total slut. Yeah , he's kinda cute but who would subject themselves to that??

Tigercat said...

Oh snap @Sandy!

@Kristin - Factory of sadness, that is so apt and dare I say funny too. But then again, I seem to possess a Wednesday Addams sense I' humor.

@FingerBinger, the combination of your name and comment is some kind of snarky perfection.

fancyscreenname said...

everybody wants to be 50's era Hef. Hef isnt even Hef any longer.

fancyscreenname said...

50's to 70's era hef. bitch had a long run

Scarlett Drawl said...

He's not even remotely attractive.

sugarbread maker said...

His grandfather has oil money. Those ho's won't starve especially if they pop out a boy. Texas and all

sugarbread maker said...

George Strait land

Riven said...

I can see why the chicks might do it for the 18 years of free monies (not that I agree but there are women who do this). What I don't get is why HE wouldn't make sure he wraps it. Maybe he got snipped and no one knows? While they're all at risk for STDs, he stands to lose the most for not using a condom. Dumb.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Can't take the credit on Factory of Sadness. It's what Mike Polk Jr calls Browns stadium.

Sadie said...

He's ugly and he's very rich before even getting any football money. He's overcompensating and he is a kid.

Riven said...

@TTM & @airhead stop bragging mmmmkthx


(Aka don't mind me I'm just jealous of your Canadianism.)

Tillie said...

OMG The Factory of Sadness!!! Too funny (although I think Toledo takes the prize)

sandybrook said...

I think every Ohio city can probably lay claim to that title

Tigercat said...

Well, @Kristin, you cleverly brought it to the discussion. Props for that.

@Sandy, you on a roll.

Mark Kaepplein said...

Perhaps all those women are his training program to build up stamina. Seems to work. I heard that there is a drug for gay men who don't wear condoms to protect them from getting HIV. True? Perhaps he is on that and Valtrex, if he weren't young and stupid.

kelliknows said...

Saddest thing is those stupid girls who wait in line to hop in bed with him probably think this is their career choice, that it's ok to be used.

Aoife said...

I see this guy's NFL career being very short.

lucy said...

So happy to see Mike Polk Jr. Fans here. I still laugh til I nearly pee my pants when I watch his Cleveland tourism videos on YouTube.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Guess he's soiling the cleat chasers.
LOL. Never heard of him. Cleat chasers are so.....gullible / dumb / naive. At least be a star effer! Or chase better cleats.

Tina Mallette said...

What kind of broad wants to admit she is too stupid to insist on condoms?

Why is the world regressing?

Well athletes have better bodies though if I may be shallow for a second.

Topper Madison said...

NO. There is no known vaccine/drug to prevent HIV. Jeebus, what are kids buying into these days?

HIV still kills people. You absolutely do not want to get it--not even for an 18-year payday because there's no guarantee that you will still be around for those 18 years.

http://kff.org/hivaids/fact-sheet/the-hivaids-epidemic-in-the-united-states/

Mark Kaepplein said...

Topper, I googled and found the drug. Given side effects, condoms are better.

"Last year the FDA approved tenofovir in combination with another drug, emtricitabine (Truvada), as a prophylactic measure for groups at risk for contracting HIV sexually. Based on the Bangkok study, the CDC has now recommended that people who inject drugs also consider taking this drug combination to decrease their likelihood of contracting HIV."

http://www.rxlist.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=173149

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

"Bang Kok". LOLz

CanadianMiss said...

He's got an itch to scratch. He has a burning desire for these women. He's on fire right now. There ain't no cure for love.

I also have no clue who this guy is.

el80ne said...

The STD factor really isn't the kind of issue that is going to prevent unprotected sex these days. It's not like the 80s or even 90s during the AIDS scare. The chances of contracting HIV for a man in heterosexual intercourse remains pretty low. Non lethal STDs like crabs, while it can be painful as hell, can be taken cared of with some antibiotics. Herpes might be a bigger concern, but what I find insane is that Manziel doesn't at all seem concerned about having multiple kids out of wedlock that he'll be having to support. But then again, some NFL players are notorious for that.

di butler said...

Said from the beginning, QBs like Connor Shaw, good, solid, non partying, ass busters, should have been picked sooner, and JM later in the draw. He's a loose cannon.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Yay! Di is back. I hope your husband is doing better.