Friday, July 04, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 2, 2014

This former reality star who is famous for something other than reality and it definitely isn't his brain convinced a woman to have sex with him in a club in Vegas on NYE. No bathroom. No hidden VIP room. He made her just get on top of him in front of 15-20 other people. After about three or four minutes of this he pushed her off and started talking to a guy he was with.

Ryan Lochte

61 comments:

Gossip-Monster said...

Gross!!

gay tallywacker said...

Klassy.

TalksTooMuch said...

Jeah NO

sandybrook said...

Loser.

LottaColada said...

I completely believe it too!

QueenAnne Guido said...

LOL. IFF you're gonna StarFuck, best to have standards.

Ray Nicolet said...

This totally happened.

derek harvey said...

his "reality" show was the WORSE

califblondy said...

Three or four minutes?? That's what she gets, dumb bunny.

ellashm said...

Wow why would the woman put up with that shit and with him?? Losers both of them

Steampunk Jazz said...

He's a leeetle quick on the trigger, isn't he? He should see somebody about that. Were I that girl, I would definitely let everyone know it too.

QueenAnne Guido said...

TTM, when you said "diaper a baby" did you mean an actual baby or.... < g>

NJ FireFighter said...

If you're the guy who's with him, what do you do while he has the woman on top of him? Check your phone? Look out of the window? Make small talk with the woman?

James said...

Oh dear

OneEyeCharlie said...

Three or four minutes? Hmm. I suppose he wanted to keep it classy and not turn the place into a full-on sex club

Renoblondee said...

Ick

Maureen said...

Guess athlete entitlement is alive and well in Vegas. Oh yeah. Lots of drunk and dumb chicks too.

fancyscreenname said...

hopefully she pulled down her skirt and shouted "enjoy your herpes, asshole!" as she stormed off...

umop 3pisdn said...

Going out to look for a date, I don't have to do that. They come to me...

Tricia Shaw said...

Why am I feeling no condoms were used here lol
Silly silly girl
And jack hole #2.
He and Orlando should go on vacation together and um, not return

Sunshine said...

Can't we do without the reality stars on the holiest of Reveal Days?

Its just U said...

He 'made' her. So this is a rape blind then?
Paging Count!!!

JSierra said...

He really know what woman want.

sifichick said...

Girl... You need to love yourself.

LogDog said...

Sounds like he knows the breast stroke pretty well

MrWolf said...

He's lucky his boys aren't strong swimmers. His money's gotta be running low by now...

Count Jerkula said...

Get it bro. If she's jonesing for jizz tgat bad, let her have it.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Derek, You are right.

AJ said...

Sounds like he's a two pump chump. 3-4 minutes really ?!? And Ick on the whole in front of 15-20 people.
Does he desire a career switch into porn ?

fancyscreenname said...

...Lochte shouted back "ground zero, bitch!" as he pointed to his penis.

TalksTooMuch said...

Ewwwwwww, Gweeds! Real baby!

QueenAnne Guido said...

Logdog... LOL

TalksTooMuch said...

Not that there's anything wrong with that, FPJ!

James said...

lol @ Fancy

TalksTooMuch said...

Man, if three minutes included foreplay, I really feel bad for his "date"

Kimba said...

Well......as long as he didn't speak, and, take away the group - I'd give him a few minutes of my time!

James said...

Doesn't sound as though thins went swimmingly.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Hey, the Pride Of Canada, Prince Beiber, could have paid you a visit....

Steampunk Jazz said...

ooo fancy, I like yours better than my implied " If I knew you were going to be That fast, I would have jacked you and not got messed up."

punningtons said...

What a fucking prince! Does anyone else feel a bit meh about reveal day now? It's like when I discovered free porn was available on the internet. I mean, I'll still have a go, but it has lost that frisson.

dav725 said...

I call total bullshit on this one....you mean to tell me that he had sex with a woman in a club and there weren't a million photos of it floating around the next day? No way this could have happened.

dav725 said...

I call total bullshit on this one....you mean to tell me that he had sex with a woman in a club and there weren't a million photos of it floating around the next day? No way this could have happened.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ James, rimshot ; )

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Do
Not
Get
His
(Apparent)
Appeal!

The Real Dragon said...

She idiot

fancyscreenname said...

@steamy

lol...how could that scenario go ANY...OTHER...WAAAAY?

Lioness70 said...

That's what you get for effing this dumb pretty boy. Real satisfying lay, there.

Omar Little said...

He made her? Lol @ fancy!

Studio54 said...

How romantic!

Scarlett Drawl said...

Eww.

Seven of Eleven said...

Word @punnington, and lightning round points for the use of frisson!

figgy said...

Good point @dav! There would be cell phone pics. And video.

And what, she got up and he's sitting there with his dick hanging out? Not so likely.

Sprink said...

@punningtons, this is only my second Reveal Day so the jury's still out...but, yeah.

PotPourri said...

BLEECH! You disgusting dirty dog!

CanadianMiss said...

Poor girl obviously has zero self respect.

Sprink said...

I consider this a total failure of feminism PR and misinterpretation of the sexual revolution.

Girlfriend did NOT get it at all.

StuffandNonsense said...

He's the dirtbag but what kind of woman agrees to this? *smh* skanky is as skanky does..both of them

Kathy K said...

Women have to stop being this stupid. I am one. I get to say that.

ethorne said...

He's gross & so is the situation but I still would've whipped my phone out.

AIP said...

48 hours ago I would've said "no way that would happen"

Now, after the Magaluf 'magada' video where the 18 year old gave a two stroke blow job to 24 boys for a €3 drink/bottle of wine...

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