Friday, July 04, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 8, 2014

This actor is A list, but he never feels A list. Sure, he is the male lead in most of the movies in which he stars, but he just doesn't have that charisma that someone close to him has. Anyway, our actor spent the past week on a hooker and stripper bender like you would not believe. It was more than even Charlie Sheen could probably handle because our actor has stayed off the booze and most drugs for awhile. According to one stripper who was at the actor's house for a couple of days she didn't see him sleep and he kept popping Viagra like candy every few hours.

Owen Wilson

40 comments:

Gossip-Monster said...

Still love the Wilson's

sugarbread maker said...

That's why he keeps getting girls pregnant

Gossip-Monster said...

And he does have charisma dammit. Bottle Rocket!

Renoblondee said...

I loved that movie Shanghai Noon. He was so damn funny in that.

texas rose said...

There was just a reveal about Luke spending his days sitting in his hometown stripclub getting fat.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Oh god, its still January....

Omar Little said...

When was he A list? Loved him in Wedding Crashers.

sandybrook said...

Shit bitch you're too young for viagra where the fucks your testosterone?

sandybrook said...

Still the first week in January Guido...

Gossip-Monster said...

And isn't he supposed to be hung like hell? Hey ya!

Steampunk Jazz said...

FGS Owen. GET Over it. Get Help and Get on with it.

me said...

Wants Owen known as Buttercup Stallion in Ted C. blinds. Still luv Luke Wilson, skinny Luke that should be a given.

me said...

Effin Iphone...Wasn't ^

Melpomene25 said...

Thank you Gossip-Monster for being the saving grace to this shit reveal day!

fancyscreenname said...

OUCH

Steampunk Jazz said...

LOL, me.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hey Mel, Watcha drinking? (as I nod along in agreement)

QueenAnne Guido said...

Pain meds bbend time for me but we've been at the first week of January since nine am.... Sandy you're a trooper.. supertrooper?

FingerBinger said...

How is Owen Wilson A list?

Tricia Shaw said...

He was a list because of his Vaughn collaborations(who is the more charasmatic one in blind)
I concur...my only 3 crushes remain 1) vaughn2)bateman3) Theroux

texas rose said...

Granted he could use a hit but if he can get off the viagra/stripper/hooker train he could open a comedy tomorrow That makes him A list.

Melpomene25 said...

Well, I started with beer bc 'Murica!! Now a couple vodka lemonade and then done! Sorry for being a drunky!

Renoblondee said...

Mel, I am also switching from beer to vodka pink lemonade! I'll be a drunky with you!

sugarbread maker said...

Butterscotch stallion

sandybrook said...

Its been pouring rain here since 4pm Guido cant go anywhere.

TalksTooMuch said...

Sandy, are you drunk and screaming at your tablet again?

TalksTooMuch said...

LIGHTNING!

TalksTooMuch said...

Me too Reno. I really thought he was gonna be the next Big Funny Thing

Melpomene25 said...

Yay!! Thank you for the company!

Sadie said...

Vince Vaughan is charismatic?? Could have fooled me. Or is it Ben Stiller or Woody Harrelson? They're also friends of his.

Tigercat said...

Wildcat.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj1DZKOeZhI

me said...

You are so right! My bad

hothotheat said...

He was nominated for an Oscar (writing - The Royal Tannenbaums). He was A list at one time. Shanghai Noon was freakin' hilarious. and he's been lead in many films.

I love the Wilson Bros, they're hometown folk to me.

StuffandNonsense said...

I really like Owen. Just one of those actors that I find forever likeable. But he needs to get his shit together. Stat.

auntliddy said...

Man, he's a lonely depressed mess. Hope he gets help

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

I can't stand Owen Wilson because every time I see a picture of him I think his nose looks like a penis.

Topper Madison said...

He needs to listen to Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeX9BXnD6D4

Sarah said...

I used to love Owen, but he never really bounced back after Kate Hudson , the peen vampire

Scallywag said...

"Shit bitch you're too young for viagra where the fucks your testosterone?"

MAOIs, probably.

di butler said...

Testosterone escapes many a young fella, but sex addicts take it also, w/o a true need so they can go more. It hinders the ending, IYKWIM