Saturday, July 05, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 24, 2014

This B list mostly movie actress who is that high only because of her name and not talent got into an argument because she tried to go into a mosque in shorts and a t-shirt and didn't know why she couldn't.

Jessica Alba (Turkey)

51 comments:

jack ducky said...

Classy bitch

derek harvey said...

what heritage is her daughter and baby daddy? I don't know much about this sorta thing but if is her daughters culture---double shame...

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

stupid bitch

Count Jerkula said...

Hot and stupid got together like chocolate and peanut butter.

Princess Nobody said...

I think Cash Warren is Cuban-American

VIPblonde said...

@Derek His father is actor Michael Warren, who, in addition to being hot, is a really cool dude

derek harvey said...

Thanks VIP--- you got beauty and brains! The whole package baby xo

Princess Nobody said...

Just googled and found this: His father is African-American actor Michael Warren, and his mother is said to be caucasian.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Count you only like her bc she is cute. As soon as she opened her mouth. You'd...put your cock in it

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Ok, maybe that was in bad form ;-)

Princess Nobody said...

Mad respect @vip. In the time it took me to google you had the right answer with a clicky link, no less.

Basil said...

Turkey has a high tourist industry, so they usually have suitable attire tourists can borrow before entering the mosque, so why not just put on that

Brenda L said...

@ Orvilla....it's nothing any worse than what Count himself would say! LOL!

Count Jerkula said...

@Orvilla: I don't even care if my pecker found its way to her gullet. She could yap all she wants. I would zone out the rest of the world and it would just be my face and her hindquarters.

Brenda L said...

@ Basil...but is it DESIGNER suitable attire??

AD said...

I went to Turkey and had a similar experience. I was dressed way more modestly than shorts and a t-shirt - honestly, I don't blame her at all for getting into an argument. I had a horrible experience in Istanbul just because I'm a blonde American.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Because they made her look fat.

Pip said...

If you go to a different country, you should respect their culture. Getting into an argument over it makes you look like the stereotypical idiot American. Alba is a dumbass.

jack ducky said...

Life is so hard for you blond Americans

Nipple said...

Jessica Alba = Peanut butter cup.

Nipple said...

Lol@ducky

Seven of Eleven said...

I liked her in Dark Angel.

But who isn't familiar with no shoes, no shirt, no service policies? Apparently, confused starlets.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Haha, thanks Brenda!

Oooo Count. Make sure you bag it.

Cee Kay said...

Wow, she really IS dumb. I honestly thought she just looked that way (not throwing shade, really, she actually looks like she's dumb to me. I guess you CAN judge a book by its cover!)

texas rose said...

She probably doesn't hear 'no' very often and then only from producers and casting directors.

jack ducky said...

And people when she asks if they want to watch a movie she's in.

texas rose said...

She could probably turn it all around if she would get nude on film.

MissInfo said...

AMEN!!

Kat has left the building said...

@AD I'm not blonde but I've had similar experiences. The worst was Athens and I'm part Greek.

As for Alba, when I was a young dumb teenager I too took huge offense at having to put on one of the mosque robes when none of the men in tee shirts did. I was wearing a sleeveless dress but still!

jack ducky said...

It's about respect. If you don't like what they're asking you to wear then don't go to the mosque to begin with.

MeanieRhysie said...

Yep, @Pip. It's an asshole move, IMO, to argue about it.

kelli_girl said...

OMG, Orvilla, your comment to Count just made me laugh out loud!!

Momster said...

She could come back to Oklahoma to film again--oh wait, she can't--she pissed everyone off by plastering save the shark posters all over downtown Oklahoma City. Ya know, cause we Okies are big shark killers and we need to change our ways.
http://www.celebitchy.com/54869/jessica_alba_apologizes_for_plastering_great_white_shark_posters_around_oklahoma_city/
Sorry, forgot how to make clicky!

Claudea said...

I like how you think @jack sucky!! :) indeed, to illustrate your perfect 2 word shading !

Claudea said...

*words (bravo me)

MrWolf said...

All the respect their culture comments are coming from people who are on the Jessica Alba hate train.

If this happened to someone you knew and liked you'd be like "Damn backwards Muslims, girl power rawr!"

FrenchGirl said...

I went to visit the Turkey 5 years ago and i was able to enter in a mosquée in tee-shirt and cargo BUT my head was covered .

Runswithscissors said...

Hahaha!! That is so stupid!!!

jack ducky said...

No. While I don't agree with having to be covered as a woman if I'm entering their place of worship I'd do as they ask. Just like I wouldn't go into a Catholic Church improperly dressed. You show respect or you don't go it's really that simple.

Min Pin Girl said...

When we got married in Roswell New Mexico, you couldn't enter the court in a sleeveless shirt/dress. I was dressed very nice but if I hadn't brought my shawl they would have kicked my ass out. It's a respect thing there and it was something they warned us about when we called to inquire about what was needed to get married in court. I wouldn't argue with the court and I certainly wouldn't argue with a place of worship. Their house, their rules.

el80ne said...

@cee kay. Yup, it's sort of disappointing to me at least to read confirmation that she really is a dumb bitch. A mosque? Really?

Shinobi Jedi said...

Hill Street Blues forever!

MadLyb said...

She couldn't get into the Vatican in that get up. What makes her think she could get into a mosque? She's pretty and all, but apparently doesn't read much.

Aoife said...

Let's hope her brand of stupid isn't catching.

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Rolf said...

Now I like her a little bit more.

Dingle Barry said...

Not in bad form at all. You know your audience :)

Dingle Barry said...

Work it!

Dingle Barry said...

Yes, my blonde American girlfriend went to Turkey and loved it! She also wore a head scarf the entire time. When in Rome...

Dingle Barry said...

Oh, sweetie, that's cute. You think Jessica Alba can read. No, no, not at all. Aahh. You're still adorable though.

Unknown said...

Alba a truly UGLY AMERICAN! WTF why don't people understand how to behave in countries they are going to? In many countries she would have been beaten with sticks for being so disrespectful, she's lucky she was in a larger city in Turkey or she would have gotten a donkey beat down.