Monday, July 07, 2014

Kneepads Won The Right For Jessica Simpson Wedding Photos

Well, I guess unless someone important passes away in the next 24 hours then this week's People is going to be filled with Jessica Simpson wedding photos. The magazine released the above photo today and I have to say Jessica looks great. I wonder if as part of the deal People had to agree to give some money to Ashlee for her wedding photos because that was going to be a tough seller.

33 comments:

Seven of Eleven said...

I'll give this to Daisy Duke: she cleans up well. When she looks bad, she looks really bad (remember mom jeans?) but she's actually quite pretty.

Congrats to her and the Mister.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

She looks beutiful. But that's s a whole lotta filter there, seems that should be unnecessary.

AJ said...

Beautiful photo.
Congrats to her & her hubby.
They make the most adorable babies !

LottaColada said...

The sketch of the dress look amazing.

Its just U said...

She is a beautiful bride. I do love a champagne colour wedding dress.

Violet said...

My congratulations to them are many but I won't be putting in a subscription to People magazine just yet.

PJ said...

Jessica does look very pretty here-the simple hairstyle & dress look beautiful-but good LORD do I want her to stop messing with her face! Jessica's starting to give Nicole Kidman a run for the money in the "completely overhauling my once naturally beautiful features" department: Several nose jobs, blepharoplasty (remember back when she has very small LeAnn Rimes type eyes during the first few years of her career and then boom! overnight she became comically wide eyed and her eyebrows were suddenly insanely arched and lifted by a few inches? thankfully, at least those eventually settled), and all the recent laughable lip injections.


All one has to do is Google Image Jessica Simpson side by side images before and after to see how drastic the changes have been. Girl, please stop before it's too late...

auntliddy said...

I loke she never had her nose fixed. She makes best of her features, and gorgeous in her dress.
As for her hubby not working, she says he lets her be her, and loves her for herself. Shes perfectly happy with her set up.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

But maybe they're just trying to hide the beard.

.....jk!!!

I know, I know, that's the other sister.)

Tigercat said...

@Sincerely Yes, a lot of filter and airbrushing too.

PJ said...

What I vividly remember about People doing a cover featuring Ashlee's first wedding was that they ALSO made sure that there was a huge picture of her sister dancing in the bottom corner that read "Jessica was there too!" LOL. How laughably transparent and sad for Ashlee. If no one cared enough about her first marriage to another celebrity to give her a cover without her sister on it, there's not a chance in hell that anyone's going to care about her second wedding to the almost completely unknown son of a legend to make it a cover story which no one will buy.

PJ said...

Perhaps in profile you can't tell but Jessica's had at least one major nose job. What was once a very large, prominent feature on her face is now significantly smaller and pinched.

It always makes me giggle when people go on about how "natural" certain celebrities are. The best plastic surgeons and their patients know that the best work is done subtlety and in several steps over time as to be almost inperceptible to those not paying close attention. The before and after side by sides on the other hand sre alarming. (See also Julia Roberts. These ladies have mastered this.)

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Oh ya. True true. And the cosmetic procedures....
SHHEESH. Why even admire the ....cartoon?

Jessica Larson said...

Even with that voice Jessica wouldn't have gotten as far as she had without her looks. I constantly see this in the press with female celebrities that got their big break as a teen, they are constantly held up to what they looked like at 16. No one looks like they did at 16. Jessica has gone into real housewife territory with her cosmetic surgery.

Renoblondee said...

She's so beautiful but she really needs to stop with the lips.

Mama Ray said...

Not a fan, but what a beautiful picture!

Katie said...

Why does the public get bent out of shape when celebrities "hide" procedures? It's their own business to feel & look as beautiful as they want, for what ever reasons. I'm sure if we all had access to the millions they have & top notch doctors, half of us here would have things tweaked.

Steven O said...

What has she done in the last 5 years that merits any attention at all?

sugarbread maker said...

She has a right to not say jack about her procedures. It's not our business. She owes us nothing. .
I want to see the full dress and cake! !
Good luck girl. I think this will last. She needs someone who will let her have the spotlight and do her thing and not constantly try to upstage and upset her.
And look where nick and Vanessa are now.. on the brink of divorce. .

NomNom83 said...

The Simpsons are brilliant. Seriously. Kris Jenner wishes she was as good at this game as they are.

Jacq said...

She's dumb, but I like her. She's like a smarter Britney Spears. Haha I'll always have a soft spot for the both of them. Jessica looks equally as gorgeous with or without makeup. I hope she's happy & congrats to the groom for striking it rich!

Essie said...

Steven, She has done nothing in showbiz but she has a billion dollar clothing company AND she lost a ton of weight. That's about all she needs to be famous these days.

sandybrook said...

She was gorgeous before the kids and the work. Shes still beautiful just not as.

Sammy D said...

Pretty

teresa crane said...

Beautiful! I'm rooting for her

Although her husband is a total gold digger

JSierra said...

I must admit, 10 years ago I did not expect her to be where she is. I figured she would fade away. She is really likable and those kiddos are absolutely gorgeous, I kind of want her life.

parissucksliterally said...

Who really gives a flying fuck about Chestica or her wedding?

I predict dismal sales. Serves Kneepads right.

Issaissi said...

@Katie I agree.

Jessica, I hope the pre-nup is air tight. People don't know it but she does make a lot of money.

auntliddy said...

Sugar-are they? Dudnt know that !

sugarbread maker said...

yes they've both been cheating on each other.. nick just wants a housewife and vanessa just wants to be famous. she's been screwing anyone who can help her get jobs

crila16 said...

Jessica is a gorgeous girl. She looks fantastic with the weight off. Congrats to you and your man.

Krissie said...

@Katie, I can't speak for everyone but what annoys me is when celebs get plastic surgery and then pretend they didn't. It's insulting that they think we are all so stupid we won't notice. Especially when it's something major.

Other than that I don't care how much plastic surgery a person gets, although I do think it usually makes them look worse.

Krissie said...

"Kneepads" is flailing (yes I read it) in all directions. Grabbing anything they can get about anyone famous, desperate for more readers. I bet this issue will bomb.