Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Today's Blind Items- The Thief

Pretty ingenious of him when you think about it. Steal from people who have a lot of high end things and lots of cash sitting around and knowing that if they do discover the truth, they are not going to press charges. He has stolen hundreds of thousands in jewels and cash and other items and uses it to pay for his lifestyle. Mainly that lifestyle includes drugs, but he sunk a ton of money into some endeavors that didn't pan out and is jealous of the people close to him who have so much more and knows they won't do anything about it. They know who the thief is but are trying to keep it quiet. If it was just him involved it would be easy, but he has been selling it to others for the cash who then sell it again and there are so many people involved that if one of them goes down he will end up going down with the others. There is so much hate right now and so much animosity and there are so many secrets that he has knowledge of and that is their man concern. The other stuff can be replaced or new items bought or more cash earned but it could all come crashing down if they can't reign him in.

144 comments:

Ray Nicolet said...

Rob

MontanaMarriott said...

Vague McVague?

MeanieRhysie said...

Could this be any vaguer? TV? Movie? Singer? Hell, even "reality" TV!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Disick or Rob

annanaannnaaaa said...

So vague. This could be anyone.

Frufra said...

@ Ray - Mr. Socks was my first thought as well.

Rob Kardashian said...

Not Rob Kardashian!

LottaColada said...

+1 #sockmogul

LottaColada said...

Lmao!

Karen said...

I love the Rob Kardashian socks! #sockmogul #sockempire

Ray Nicolet said...

Sorry boo

Kim Kardashian said...

Rob!!! I knew it was you!!! It's bad enough when you steal my jewelry, but can you stop stealing my used underwear already?! So gross!

Kno Won Uno said...

+672 for Rob K, Capt Failed Sox w/no visible means of support.

LooLooEasy said...

DoucheLord Disick. It's the only reason he sticks around.

Kno Won Uno said...

Where's Khloe? She's the most recent victim, SockMan.

Freya said...

Not again...

Jessica Larson said...

It would be easier to narrow down if stated the grade & genre or even if they are a has-been, claiming to be a "business mann" now.

Lord Disick said...

Disick is many things but a thief is not one of them. #bigpimpin

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Soooooo, Rob would steal his own socks back if anyone actually had some?

Karen said...

@Sincerely, Your Friend, I have two pairs. I guess I should lock them up.

Rob Kardashian said...

Thanks for your support, Karen. I don't steal from hookers anyways.

Kno Won Uno said...

I'm sorry your pill/booze/hospital mishap wasn't filmed, Disick. You coulda been an Emmy contender instead of a useless sidekick with smelly fingers.

Kim Kardashian said...

Not true, Rob!!! Brittny Gastineau said you hit her place too!

Lord Disick said...

Smelly fingers? I bathe with Khloe from time to time so blame that on her.

Rob Kardashian said...

If by 'place' you mean vagina, well then, you're absolutely correct, stupid.

Omar Little said...

@Karen, are you serious? That is awesome! Which ones?

Brea Lowe said...

Can we talk about that god awful kardashian game yet

The Real Dragon said...

blake Lively stole persever site . whatever that shit is called

Kim Kardashian said...

You can't afford her, Rob! Also, she has a firm rule: penis has to stick out farther than the belly. You don't measure up these days. Stop eating!!! Mom's PI saw you at Jack in the Box getting two bags of breakfast this morning, and then you went to McDonalds! It's not even 11am!!

Karen said...

@Omar Little, these and these.


Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Sorry everyone, I watched KUWTK on Sunday eve. (I know, I know!)
Anyhooo, they went on family vacay and Rob was supposed to go, he stood them up of coarse BUT it was a part of the story that Khloe was soooooo worried about him. She was calling his cell continuously but he never answered and she said she couldn't have fun cuz she was so worried about him. MY POINT, I think this is exactly the kind of spin that PMK would put on it to cover up.

If it's Rob that "ROBBED" Khloe, this is good tea.

And kind of funny that we've heard nothing since the initial ROBery was reported. And Khloe did have surveillance cameras, so.., they prob saw the ROBber. They also thought it was an inside job.

No wonder Kim said she doesn't have any sympathy for him. Kim is all about her material things!

Montague R. Higginbotham, IV said...

VIP Blonde, I want to eat your pussy like a ripe mango until you cum hard in my face. Get back to me on this.

Kim Kardashian said...

Thank you, @Sincerely! Well put!! Furs over family any day of the week!! Rob is such a broke loser

Kardashian♥Super♥Fan said...

ZOMG! It's The Kardashians!!!!!

I would've been here for the EPIC troll, but I was in jail, that pesky restraining order TOTALLY messed with my life.

Sugar said...

My weekend beats your year.

Montague R. Higginbotham, IV said...

I can imagine looking down at Brea Lowe chomping my chunk and eating my spunk.

Seven of Eleven said...

Aw, Massive Wee trying too look stupisticated!

@Brea, I just read about the game yesterday. What is it? I'm not downloading that crap but I'm curious how a Kim Kardashian game makes $85 million!

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

Oh lord Enty is PMK's paid mouthpiece too? This site is a train wreck. If I ever want to read thinly-veiled half bullshit character attacks on Rob Kardashian, Lamar Odom, Kanye West or Bruce Jenner then I will accept that my life has reached it's pinnacle without Joe letting me close the store. Until then, it's back to dusting ballerinas while dancing to Dire Straits.

California Uber Alles to Lady H, wherever you are!

Lord Disick said...

Thank Lord I stopped letting him into my home after he was found poopsterbating.several.times.

Jessica Larson said...

Oh God, the Kartrashian trolls are back. Think that's my que to go do some shopping.

VIPblonde said...

@Monty Aw, you're such a flatterer ;)

Smokey772 said...

I'm going to say Ray J just to be different. He was in the news today for getting arrested and he rolls with higher up celebs but isn't one himself. He also comes off like a bitch ass hater who would be jealous of other people's successes while being a dummy/failure.

Rob Kardashian said...

Don't forget to buy some AGSOCKS while you're out shopping!

Jessica Larson said...

@Seven-the game is an app for your phone. The app is free, but you have to buy virtual items/moves within in it.

Penelope said...

Obviously Fat Rob.

Kardashian♥Super♥Fan said...

Where's Bruce? Where's Kris? Oh, how I wish my Mama had cared like Kris does for her beautiful, charming daughters.

Brody Jenner said...

Bruce's Malibu house hasn't been the same since Rob poopsterbated there after he demolished a plate of buffalo wings. It's permanently embedded in the grout! He's going to have to do a gut rehab of the downstairs guest bathroom

Rob Kardashian said...

I agree with Smokey's guess. It's definitely Ray J. The one who peed on my sister.

NJ FireFighter said...

IF this guy is a thief, and everyone knows he is a thief, why is he allowed in people's homes that have stuff to steal? The way this is written, it sounds like he is stealing from people he knows, not random wealthy people. What a poorly written blind. I give it a D+.

Kim Kardashian said...

You should be thanking me every day for letting Ray J pee on me. That video paid for your failed sock line. And your massive fast food bills. Only you would steal jewelry to pay for Krispy Kremes

Kardashian♥Super♥Fan said...

Rob, I just bought some! Please don't steal anymore, okay?

Dena said...

So is this another flounce wherein you return in a few days like nothing happened?

Omar Little said...

@Karen, nice choices!

@Rob Kardashian, I dont shop online can I buy them in stores?

Rob Kardashian said...

Glad you asked, Omar.

AG Socks can be purchased at any local Neiman Marcus location. www.agsocks.com

help.

RhodeIslandMedium said...

Montage, I hate to be the one to break this to you but my tea leaves are telling me that VIP is not really a female. He is a female impersonator in West Hollywood dear. The closest he's come to a female is the Cher impersonator at MJ's. Monty, your aura is muddy. Please light some sage and cleanse your soul.

Kno Won Uno said...

Kim makes a valid point, Rob.
Unfortunately, our time is up for today, but we have lots to think about between now & our next appointment.
-Why does Rob steal from people he purports to love? Rage? Jealousy? Drug money?
-How many baths must Disick take to get the stench off his fingers? Why is his hand always up the back of a skirt?
-Why is the family not more publicly grateful for Kim's brilliant film that launched a thousand spinoffs? Srsly...you'd all be broke nobodies instead of the drowning-in-dollars nobodies you are now. Doesn't she deserve a little credit & 15% of everyone's individual earnings?
-Is Robert Kardashian happy with his living legacy?
We'll examine a few of those topics in next week's Family Therapy Session.
Drive safely!
TTFN

Rob Kardashian said...

Your fake ass jewelry wouldn't even buy me a Dunkin Donut, toilet.

RhodeIslandMedium said...

And dear, isn't your name really meanie something? The spirits are telling me to tell you to stop drinking those slur pews from Safeway. Diabetes type II is in your future and you'll spend your days riding those electric carts at Walmart if you don't get a handle on your Taco Bell habit

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

Thanks for the excellent example of passive aggressive trolling on the internet "Dena." Respond however you wish, but I wouldn't recommend holding your breath for any further attention from me. Peace!

Tina Mallette said...

Rob doesn't seem smart enough for this, if this is about the Ktrash Clan Disick seems more like Mr. Slick and wouldn't bat an eyelash when caught.

VIPblonde said...

@RhodeIslandMedium Seldom right, and wrong again!

Brea Lowe said...

It's like a glorified farmville except instead of building a farm you build a "career" out of being famous for being famous. They've made $85M because you can't finish a task in less than like 8 hrs without paying for more energy. I'm still playing, though. And I'm not ashamed. That damned Willow Pape is gonna get it.

Emily May said...

Yeap, ain't no money in socks

Ray Nicolet said...

Stating an opinion isn't trolling.

Making up a bunch of different names is kind of trolling (i would know)

#teamdena

Count Jerkula said...

Sock Mogul stealing from the K-Whores. Good for him.

VIPblonde said...

@RhodeIslandMedium If you must know, his name is Massive something, and he's welcome to eat my pussy anytime ;)

Brea Lowe said...

You can't afford me, sweetheart. :)

Rob Kardashian said...

You don't have to be smart to steal from your sisters.

Oh, wait.....

Emily May said...

I can't talk about it, I read she is going to make $200 million from it. It makes me weap

Brea Lowe said...

Those turquoise mary janes are cute! Must have.

RhodeIslandMedium said...

It's ok dear. When you're ready to tell the truth we'll all be here ready to accept you! The spirits live everyone!

Omar Little said...

I'm gonna check em out, Rob.

WritergirlinLa said...

Agree.

RhodeIslandMedium said...

So sorry LOVE everyone! When the spirits talk to me I have a hard time typing quick enough! Peace and love dear!

VIPblonde said...

@RhodeIslandMedium Oh, but I did tell the truth. On Friday. Blind Item 7, I believe. Any more questions?

Lil P said...

That's what I was thinking the way to end this is stop inciting them over or leaving stuff out avail to steal. If this isn't Rob I was reading it as a gay lover
that if you reported items stolen they would out you.

Wen said...

That John queer that Krap hangs with.

crila16 said...

Robin Hood?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Marilyn Manson - uses tons of drugs, I don't understand he still can afford those, since his last albums flopped. He was trying to produce a movie but it never worked out.

'steal from people who have a lot of high end things' - one of his albums is called 'the high end of low'

Something that also makes me wonder; the richest band member on paper is his bass player (because he wrote most of the songs) and he lives a pretty non-luxurious lifestyle. He doesnt live in a big mansion, so how does Manson do that? I can't imagine Manson being that rich.

He also has tons of famous friends; J.Depp, Angie Jo and famous exes. I can imagine that these people all have some huge skeletons in their closets.

RhodeIslandMedium said...

Let go of the hate dear. Look to the light. No one cares that you're a man and that you use pictures for your avi that only a female impersonator would love! We accept you! Learn to love yourself! You might want to try some meditation to get rid of your anger! The angels love you (& your bolt ons)

auntliddy said...

Likp, nj- mb everyone knows but somehow cant do much about it. Like how putin stole the superbowl ring, and no one wants to ask for it back. Wouldnt be ne holding back! I'd be all when i ask if you want hold something i dont mean for life, invasionboy!!!! Now fork it the f* ck over!"

VIPblonde said...

Why you hate Katie Price, @RhodeIslandMedium?

Where's @Derek Harvey? Remember on Friday when I said that I am intentionally vague abouy who I am to keep the bunny boilers at bay? This is what I'm talking about

Emily May said...

Romantic

Snapdragon said...

Oh, FFS, "rein him in", like a horse. Reign is what a monarch does.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@NJ: Consider yourself lucky, because it sounds like you've never had a drug addict in the family! It's too hard to cut them off usually, and they steal from you BECAUSE they know where all the good shit is and they know you are less likely to report/incriminate them. These are crimes that carry actual time and it's hard to turn family in. It sounds like these people will continue to be robbed with impunity unless something changes.

I wonder if their reports will come back to bite them in the ass.

crila16 said...

I miss the Mean Girl trolls.

BTW...where's Bruce Jenner?

Dena said...

Xoxo @Ray : )

surfer said...

@crila - he's probably golfing with Brody, haha.

RhodeIslandMedium said...

Ahhhh... Derek. Yes I'm getting a vision of a young man, dressed as Sarah Jessica Parker watching Sex in the City reruns every night. Sometimes the renters above him have to pound on the floor to get him to stop crying and yelling "Big I love you!" In the middle of the night! When he's not crying he's under the covers eating a whole Entemann's cake while curled up in the fetal position. He has a whole shrine in his closet for VIP because it's always been his dream to be a female impersonator.

Pip said...

Glad to see ya back Kristin!

MO Mama said...

RhodeIsland....GO AWAY!!!

Lady Heisenberg said...

RADAR ARTICLE
about the Kardashian thievery! Lammy blames a family member. It specifies that Rob once lived with Khloe and Lamar and would be able to get into the house and safe. There should be tons of footage showing the perp from surveillance. AND the kicker was that only Lamar's things were jacked...
Sorry Rob. Good thing you got a lot of assets to sell and international connections. You should consider packing up all of your awesome socks and heading to Mexico way. Godspeed!

RhodeIslandMedium said...

What a minute.... I'm sensing.... I'm sensing...that you're a bitch!

rajahcat said...

uh ok

Damian said...

Crila You are beautiful in every single way....

NJ FireFighter said...

Exactly @Lady. If they aren't willing to report that means their stuff is not as important as their relationship to the thief. We all make choices!

Lady Heisenberg said...

True that NJ! This reminds me of Requiem for a Dream and how Harry was incessantly stealing the TV and pawning it for dope. His mom just kept buying it back.

It sounds like here it is less about being scared of losing your loved one to OD or locking them up and more about that he can ruin them with what he knows. I want to know what he knows... :(

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

If the Ktrashians would tape their actual ugly reality they might have a more successful reality show.
I'd tune in to see Kanye motorboating Kim while his boyfriend is violating his Exit. And Bruce, in his stilettos and sports bra, watching Golf on TV.

Unknown said...

Rick Salomon

Groovy said...

Disick

Malibu Borebee said...

I'm on board with the Rob guess (or maybe even Brody) but just for something different, could it be one of the Jonas brothers? They're another family with a lot of secrets and some serious drug habits.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@Riven: Thanks! Here is an ARTICLE you might enjoy. The actual study it cites can be found HERE

PRG SONG OF THE DAY

derek harvey said...

@Rhodeisland ---I actually prefer The Carrie Diaries

Wonder Nurse said...

Justin Bieber

Trilby said...

Okay, I can't stop laughing at this comment... Just picturing him on all 4s like a dog, with the sock in his teeth, & PMK trying to pull it out of his mouth... "Bad! Rob! Drop it!!"

VIPblonde said...

@Derek Are you on twitter?

derek harvey said...

hey @VIP! sadly I am not---but don't worry I am not going anywhere ; )

Count Jerkula said...

I find it hot when VIP talks about having her pussy eaten. Even just when she types "pussy".

VIPblonde said...

Boo :( Was trying to figure out a way to exchange email addressed privately. Mine's on my profile, but I don't want just anyone to email claiming to be you ;)

derek harvey said...

I hear that----well my email address is drock_harvey@hotmail.com ---so I will msg you soon

derek harvey said...

please no random dick pics people

Dingle Barry said...

The only pair in the city that will fit Rob, and they're still too baggy in the back.

surfer said...

@Derek - I'll be in touch with you. :)

Dingle Barry said...

They also lied about the number of Vogues Kim's latest face sold. They exaggerate numbers like they believe how "famous" they are.
Kim and PMK only wish they gross $200M.

derek harvey said...

that sounds great too Surfer!

VIPblonde said...

@Derek Awesome!!

And I have the opposite policy. I strongly encourage everyone to send random dick pics to me :)

fontlover said...

ENTREPRENEUR!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2701517/Kris-Jenner-release-new-Kardashian-Kollection-cookbook-reveals-makes-mean-grilled-cheese-Kourtneys-kids.html

Mama Krass said...

Ugh, Puh-leez. I have shopped in New England, and I never saw a Rhode Island Medium that wasn't a Los Angeles XXL.

cocokate said...

uuuhhh, where's bruce?

fontlover said...

ROB #SD #STFU. I'm fighting to make a better life for my wife & daughter, you're fighting to make a name WITH SOX.

PJ said...

Oooooh, great guess Ray!

parissucksliterally said...

Fatso Kardashian

fontlover said...

Whatever #BLOWFISH

auntliddy said...

That is it Sincerely, you have, hands down, won the internets with that visual of Lady Bruce in his stilettos and sports bra!!!! Lololololol. I wld pay good money to see that!

it took forever said...

luv the kardashian trolls lol lol lol, doubt kim gets most of that cash, only a small percentage for bearing her name

it took forever said...

Doesnt Pimp mama give Rob an allowance?

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

VIP - Here's how you can be sure the email is from the right person: Use a password! Not the regular way, though.

1: Sender gets your email address from your profile.

2: Sender puts a random word in the email. "Hey VIP, the password is [whatever word]"

3: Once you've read the email, come back here and ask the Sender "what was the random word you put in the email?"

4: Sender posts the random word here, which verifies the name on the forum matches the person who emailed you.

It's OK for the word to be posted here after you read the email, because you won't need it any more.

VIPblonde said...

@Zeeky Thank you!!

0_0 said...

It's ONE troll. Jeez.

And c'mon, Enty-of-the-day, it's REIN him in, not REIGN. Writing is a profession of yours, get it right!

it took forever said...

Where is Talk Too Much, i miss reading your comments

__-__=__ said...

Oh, Rob could make a fortune selling "secrets". I can't imagine why Lamar would let him have access to a safe in the house. That's weird. Rob could retire in the Caribbean and live a lavish life for decades with what he must know. Too bad he spent all the cash on drugs. Maybe he'll be joining Gummy Bear instead.

Dizzel said...

lmao @ Blowfish. I fucking hate myself for reading page 1 of that article.

Mama Krass said...

@It Took Forever: Mama gives Rob an allowance, but he spends it all on hookers and Krispy Kreme!

I thought sending him to fat camp would take care of both problems, but once again he's Mama's Little Disappointment.

Really I'm exasperated. My next course of action will be to crush up Adderall in his chocolate milk.

sugarbread maker said...

Don't judge but I kind of want those socks... maybe he should make compression socks for LARGER people and diabetics.
So I guess we know who stole Lamar jewelry from the house.

sugarbread maker said...

I usually don't help stir the tea but I am NOT a bunny boiler!! I am a cat in a fcking hat! Get that straight all of you.
Why the hate if VIP wanna keep her anonymity? ?
Love the VIP one who cares if she is a chick with a dck or alm??

sugarbread maker said...

Just more stuff for rob to "borrow"

sugarbread maker said...

All I do is miss you and the way we used to be
All I do is keep the beat and the bad company
Now all I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme
Juliet I'd do the stars with you anytime

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

@Sugarbread You know that feeling you get when you get out of a hot bath? You just feel really... refreshed and nice. Well, you make me feel like a bath. ^5

Lula Surber said...

Would anyone be surprised if Rob had an "accident"?

di butler said...

Like when they tried to claim Socky was not in rehab last year...

sugarbread maker said...

It's nice to hear I make someone's day brighter! ! That's the nicest compliment I've ever gotten. . Sugar Hugs. .

sugarbread maker said...

I heart Carrie diaries. . And I don't care if you were being sarcastic.

sugarbread maker said...

Pssst. It won't be from Florida. .

sugarbread maker said...

+1 ^5 me too