Thursday, July 10, 2014

Will Justin Bieber Make It Through Probation

The plea deal agreed to yesterday by Justin Bieber in the egging case is no big surprise. For most people it would be a breeze to get through what he has been sentenced to. A big check, some anger management classes and some community service. The big sticking point for Justin is going to be the probation he agreed to. Two years. In the past two years, Justin has been accused and charged and implicated in lots of things which would violate his probation if it had already been in place. Just in the past year he has been charged with DUI, although that was reduced, but would have violated probation. He was arrested for assault which would have also violated his probation and was accused of attempted robbery. Looking at his history and his temper and his self-entitlement I think it is a pretty fair bet to say that he is not going to make it through these two years without violating his probation. I just don't think he can stay out of trouble.

36 comments:

sandybrook said...

Hopefully not and we deport his ass back to Canada with no ability to return here at all.

Violet said...

Poor Justin. No let up in his sad little life.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Steamy was right!

Your prize is behind Door #1or Door #2.Choose wisely...

AJ said...

Morning y'all.
Fame & youth usually do not mix well. Probably won't be able to.
Will this turn him into the male version of LILO ?

Ray Nicolet said...

Nice tats brah

AJ said...

Hahaha.

BeckyMae said...

Sandy you were Frist!! You wasted a Frist!! :(

Melissa of Grand Island said...

Let's be positive and hope he can turn it around.

Violet said...

I suspect if I had all his misdemeanours behind me, my sorry backside would have been hauled all the way back to England by the authorities before I could say baby , baby, baby. So why is he allowed to stay?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Let him stay, sandy... otherwise we have to take Lohan back...
Winner! (me)
Poor lil sprite, he's gonna be in the slammer soon...
I wonder who he has pissed off (TL;WL) This last year or so, he seems to be getting busted for the pettiest crap. Someone has put the finger on his emotionally challenged ass and withdrawn his "hush up" dogs.
Wonder who?

sandybrook said...

I thoiught she was back? Wasnt there a pic of her and the baby sis walking in NYC the other day?
Becky I'm sowwy! :(

Steampunk Jazz said...

WIGS!!!!
Ptui Ptui! (spits over right shoulder while invoking the Cross)
Not Funny!
: D

auntliddy said...

Enty!! Psst!! C'mere!!!! Lean down, i want to say this in your ear: I dont care about this little putrid piece of flotsam on the sea of life. Stop writing about his diapered ass. Thank You.

sandybrook said...

lol liddy!

Steampunk Jazz said...

I'd rather dodge Both Bullets, Thenkyuverymuch.

WareCat said...

He ratchet.

Steampunk Jazz said...

sandy, she came...then she went . ; D

Vera Christina said...

Cosign Liddy.

12-Inch Chewbacca said...

@Ray
That ink is embarrassingly bad. Like wall-flash bad. I suppose they'll be appropriate when he's checking the safe-t-belts to lock riders into their cages on the Tilt-A-Whirl in a few years.

BeckyMae said...

Respect the Frist!! Lol

figgy said...

I love the idea of his pretty little self in da slammer.

katydid said...

I cannot get over how punch able his face is! Yeah and his tats suck, good call Ray.

Sherry said...

Here I was, grasping for words to describe my feelings and Aunt Licky steps in to save the day.

Lurker Girl said...

Magic 8 Ball says "I think the answer is no"

ethorne said...

Can someone please hand him a baby wipe? His upper lip looks dirty.

nancer said...

even if he does violate, nothing will happen to him. nothing ever happens to these assholes.

Lioness70 said...

Someone in the family got anger management for attempted assault with a deadly weapon. They're still the same asswipe they were more than a year after this happened. Those classes are beyond useless.

Brenda L said...

Are we sure he's in this country legally?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

When pigs fly.

__-__=__ said...

All this happened while his father was with him, right? It will be a fun 2 years. Much like watching and waiting for Chris Brown to get his due.

Sylvia said...

This douched-bag will get away with whatever crime he is charged with. Hopefully he will end up with no friends and in jail ASAP.

parissucksliterally said...

...and nothing will happen. Is Lilo in jail? Does Lilo still have a fucking driver's license?

I rest my case.

Min Pin Girl said...

@Keistin Wiglet I definitely choose door #2 BLAM! BLAM!!

Min Pin Girl said...

Kristin!

Lady Heisenberg said...

No fucking way JB will successfully complete probation. Good job! He made it 24 hours though!

If he goes a year without violating, we should subpoena his caseworker's bank account records...

Unknown said...

Let's hope he can't do it! Can you imagine a jail guard picking him up under his arms like his security guy, taking him to his cell for a time out? Precious as hell!