Saturday, August 16, 2014

Blind Item #7

This Teen Mom thinks she is so famous that stores will be passing out free engagement rings right and left to her in exchange for publicity. So far she has struck out everywhere she has asked and is going to have to break down and buy herself a ring and say that her guy did. He can't even afford a fake one. She might go fake if she wants flashy. Her bank account is lower than it has been since the show started.

33 comments:

Tricia S said...

Janelle

Lady Heisenberg said...

Janelle

derek harvey said...

yup...
they know she will probably pawn it eventually for drugs anyways

Tricia S said...

And major guess cause don't watch any of that....icky...now I want it to be someone else...the shame of knowing her name....

Lady Heisenberg said...

Dammit Tricia got me again
On a side note, violet and Yoj will love that Janelle first somehow autocorrected to Jan bellend

Sounds about right.

sandybrook said...

Teen Moms are famous? Thx MTV for nothing.

Brea Lowe said...

I think she would be better off asking for a free ring to say she DIDNT get it from them... who would want to be associated with her?

All Lace no Leather said...

I wish the teen mom show had never started. It has given some girls something to aspire to that should just not be encouraged.

Seven of Eleven said...

This would be awesome if it was Farrah and her "couple's therapy" concept wherein she is consciously coupled with herself...

derek harvey said...

@All lace---but then we wouldn't have Backdoor Farrah...

@Seven---I am sure even Farrah knows better than to marry Farrah

All Lace no Leather said...

Derek- a perfect example of why I wish.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@Derek: The only worse than Farrah's RBF is her Anal Bitch Face. I wish I could get those images of James Deen hot dog in a hallway-ing that horse out of my head. They should really donate the sex tape proceeds to PETA for subjecting us to that butt seeping bestiality

CEP said...

I think it's Maci.

Zoe Cialite said...

Never watched her show; not the target audience.

derek harvey said...

lol @LadyH remember when she was complaining James was "too small for her" and she "needs bigger" to be satisfied

Yoj said...

@Lady Heisenberg
Ah, bellend. Such a great insult, that's sadly (like the phrases "as useful as tits on a bull", "play the five-fingered flute", "built like a brick shit-house" and "did I fuck as like!") falling out of use.
We need to do more to protect our native language.

Yoj said...

Serious question ladies: do you care about engagement rings? You don't find them, dare I say it, out-of-date?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Derek: oh yeah. You could see she's a size queen that needed more, errr, size to fill in that gap

Yoj: Bellend and tamping are some of my favorites

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yoj: I like sparkly things, but they ain't everything. I can't stand when women cite all of these crazy formulas about how much the ring should cost in terms of months of income and how this is a true scientifically proven equation for how much he/she loves you!

Yoj said...

@Lady Heisenberg
It's heart-warming that you've made the effort to learn your mate's mother tongue.

Kat has left the building said...

You're asking how we feel about receiving a beautiful piece of diamond jewelry?

Yoj said...

@Lady Heisenberg
Oh, I heartily concur about the commercialization of courtship/marriage.

Hypothetically, I'd happily wear an engagement ring if my *hypothetical* fiancée also wore one.

Sherry said...

Amen Lady H! That stupid equation was started by the diamond industry and some marketing dept. Get what you like and what fits in the budget. It's about love not commerce.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yoj: thanks dahlin! But I love with a Valley Boy, so I can't necessarily escape it. I'm fine with it, so long as I don't end all of my sentences with "like" ;)

Lady Heisenberg said...

Live*

Murphy said...

Definitley Jenelle, she posted a picture of rings yesterday.

Her BF is filth. Jenelle isn't great on her own, but he is just one giant pile of garbage.

Fluff McGee said...

I'll just leave this here...

https://twitter.com/Karma_Lovah_/status/500424167230300161

Fluff McGee said...

Yep.

https://twitter.com/Karma_Lovah_/status/500424167230300161

Alexa Rose said...

The sad thing is Teen Mom gets great ratings, waaay more than the Kardashians ever dreamed of getting. People are watching these shows.

My guess is Amber and Gary are going to play up there relationship again and she didn't want another fifty dollar ring from Wal Mart. Also, I thought it was ironic that MTV wouldn't take Backdoor Farrah back for the next season because they don't think she's a good role model. Are any of them?

Studio54 said...

The stated purpose of the show was to shed a light on teen pregnancy and decrease the numbers of pregnant teens. All this show has done is glamorize these nitwit teens. It was always the stupidest girls that got pregnant and kept the kid when I was in high school, and nothing has changed. Their lack of intelligence is annoying. They make stupid decisions left, right and center, because none of them ever cultivated their intelligence. Yes, it gets big ratings, for all the wrong reasons, and makes stars out of these stupid girls.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

"Baby, I love you so much, I wouldn't even care if some kid gets his arm chopped off if his diamond-mining parents can't dig fast enough!"

Just buy fake. $10 at the mall. Now you can afford more of the stuff you'll need as married people. You're welcome.

Pink Cashmere said...

Actually, the teen birth rate has declined since the show started.

RowdyRodimus said...

All of this bullshit started because of that one season of The Real World with Pedro and his (literal) AIDs infested ass. He got everyone's sympathy, then Judd wrote a shitty book and got famous off of that, then became a writer at DC and brought back the worst Robin of all time in a stupid story where Superboy PUNCHED TIME itself. Now, everyone who goes on those kind of shows become famous for one reason or another and the vicious cycle will continue until all the teens who watch those types of shows end up Darwin Award winners and mankind ends itself.