Monday, August 04, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 17, 2014

#3 - This A list mostly movie comic actor blew off his girlfriend for the chance at a night with two Asian women who bought tickets to the event just to meet the actor. He looked like a kid in a candy store as they kept fawning all over him as he pawed them.

Jonah Hill


38 comments:

auntliddy said...

If you look up crude asshole, you will see his picture.

auntliddy said...

If you look up crude asshole, you will see his picture.

auntliddy said...

whoa! frist twice, lol

plokzy said...

Get it Jonah. Pretty sure once the fame wears off u will have a many-decades dry spell

FSP said...

Can you blame him?

Shelly Shell said...

Betting they were hookers someone bought for him to make him feel better about himself, his Maron 5 bank manager bro, DeCaprio,etc.

QueenAnne Guido said...

He should star in the Fatty Arbuckle story... I could see Franco as Mack Sennett and Blohan as the dead hooker.

Violet said...

I'll repeat my Peter (unfortunate looking) Crouch story as it seems appropriate:

Interviewer: Peter, what would you be if you weren't a millionaire premiership club footballer?

Peter: A virgin.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Violet, take a bow.

Amartel said...

TFG is such a needy blob.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

#hesohorny

Amartel said...

"If you look up crude asshole, you will see his picture."

Filing that one under "reasons to not have an illustrated dictionary."

All Lace no Leather said...

He is an example of a good argument against A status given to Oscar nominees.

sandybrook said...

2 Asian hos>1 American g/f

Sherry said...

Proof that some people will do anything to say they've been with a celebrity.

No just no...

Sincerely,Your Friend said...
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Sincerely,Your Friend said...

How Fat Is He? now

Brian said...

The video is coming soon: Two Girls One Fat, Talentless Hack

Lady Heisenberg said...

Way to go tara17!!!! ^5

fancyscreenname said...

lol@sandy

La Minette Grincheuse said...

Ew.

Yoj said...

@QueenAnne
Brilliant! If only studio execs had your imagination.

Count Jerkula said...

Get it, Bro. Asian tag team is on every guy's bucket list.

Trilby said...

AHAHAHAHA... Love it!!!

Trilby said...

#MeLoveYouLongTime2-For-1Special

Shinobi Jedi said...
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texas rose said...

He knows his 'girlfriend' is only there for the $$ so why have loyalty to her. He can get another$$ in one night.

auntliddy said...

Queen, now thats a role lindsay born to play, dead hooker.

it took forever said...

well they did go out of their way to get the tickets, soooo...

rosie riveter said...

Omg hes revolting and mos def smells

Anjelicka64 said...

He reminds me of Jabba the Hut

Zoe Cialite said...

Gross, that Jabba the Hut! When will he become D List?

NaughtyNurse said...

Eeeeeeeeew.

Cecily said...

Jonah Hill, A- list?

Aoife said...

UGH. Just UGH. Are we sure this isn't one of those planted items people talk about from time to time?

Sal said...

#YouTooBigYouPayDouble

MinPinGirl said...

He probably hired them himself.

Jonah: "Okay here's how it's gonna go - I'm gonna be walking through the lobby and you two run up to me screaming and start kissing me and grabbing my clothes. What's that? Kissing costs extra? No problem, I can afford to pay whatever you are charging. Just make it look natural."

Sandy said...

A world of yuck.