Friday, August 15, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 25, 2014

This A- list entertainer(singer) who has been in the news a lot lately caught her now ex actually in bed with someone which is why they split.

Lana Del Rey

55 comments:

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

I thought it was because she is fucking her producer for tracks, or is that the ex? Wait maybe that was Rita. They're all interchangeable.

rajahcat said...

first smart thing she's done that I've ever heard

sandybrook said...

What a hypocrite she freely admits she fucks men to get ahead.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Seems to be happening quite often of late.

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

Edit: Except Calvin Harris is gorgeous and Rita was truly an idiot for that one. I still can't even wtf with that, why cheat for tracks or game when you're dating the hottest Scottish producer on the planet?

Sugar said...

Wasn't she the one complaining that she has slept with industry types yet she never got any help from them?

"You know, I have slept with a lot of guys in the industry. But none of them helped me get my record deals. Which is annoying."

Seven of Eleven said...

So she has summertime sadness?

Brian said...

Entertainer? No.
Singer? No.

Care to try again?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Congrats to ellashm!!!

derek harvey said...

She is cool---and what does fucking for tracks in her past have to do with kicking a guy to the curb in the present for cheating on her?

crila16 said...

Lana...I have a tub of chocolate ice cream waiting for you in my fridge. Come join me.

derek harvey said...

at least Lana fucks for good tracks (and has talent!) unlike Whora---comparing the is like comparing apples with toaster strudel

Sugar said...

derek, which is which? Who is the apple in this scenario?

Lady Heisenberg said...

HeisenHugs to mah CRILABEAR

sandybrook said...

Neither one of them should be kicking a guy out for doing something they had a guy do to them what goes around comes around.

derek harvey said...

@Sugar---Lana of course! I really like her music---Whora sucks! and is flakey like a toaster strudel ---Lana is fresh and crisp like an apple

amanda_jf said...

True. Funny that Lana's ex was a Scot too.

crila16 said...

Thank you Lady H. XOXO

Its just U said...

Just throwing around the A list status these days, huh.
One kind of alright album does not an A lister make.
C list at best. And I'm being generous.

Sugar said...

Thanks, Poodle. That was important for me to know. I like Toaster Strudels way better than apples though so I'm struggling to come to terms with this. ;-)

NomNom83 said...

So glad I'm not famous. It must suck walking in on your ex in bed with someone else. It must suck worse to have it publicized, except only you get named.

Yoj said...

@DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen
"[T]he hottest Scottish producer on the planet". Did he have much competition for that title?
I'm not racist, some of my best friends are Scottish.

derek harvey said...

Lana is VERY A list---she has 2 huge albums that have sold MANY copies and received critical acclaim---selling albums is not easy these days. It is the year 2014 people---time to move past Shitney Spears etc.

Lady Heisenberg said...

HeisenMama's Czech apple strudel would never let either of you DOWN

How is everybody's favorite food group doing on this lovely Friday, @sugar?

Lady Heisenberg said...

@Yoj: The competition ain't exactly stiff, but I sure hope Calvin is. I'd blow his bagpipes any time.

auntliddy said...

Sandy, actually opposite of hypocrite, she admits it!

Yoj said...

@Lady Heisenberg
The way to a British heart is through double entendre...
Well, that and Yorkshire Puddings.

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

@Yoj I confess that is entirely subjective and my opinion. I assume he is since he's very attractive and the only Scottish producer I know of lol. But no insult meant to other Scottish producers!

@LadyH Preach!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Oh I know it @Yoj. My man was born and raised in Wales.
My favorite thing he does is how he calls Popsicles "ice lollies."

Lady Heisenberg said...

I also heard that they have started "Telly adverts" throughout the UK laty that warn against the health hazards of eating a full English breakfast

sugarbread maker said...

Does Fat Bastard produce anything these days??

sugarbread maker said...

Not spotted dick??

Yoj said...

@Lady Heisenberg
Oh, our government is very concerned with our health. It's touching, really. They're always informing us of what we should and shouldn't eat, whilst cutting funding for hospitals and making nurses redundant.

Yoj said...

@sugarbread maker
Yorkshire Puddings are served every Sunday, but on special occasions the whole family gathers around a spotted dick.

Seven of Eleven said...
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Seven of Eleven said...

A gift for Yoj & LadyH

Lady Heisenberg said...

@7: Brava! That was splendid! I now dedicate this BRIT COMEDY GEM TO YOU & YOJ (and all of our other beloved CDANers across the pond)!

Jon said...

Can we stop trying to make Lana Del Rey happen? Stop talking about her. I'd rather listen to Justin Bieber on repeat than hear her awful moaning voice.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Ok then. THIS one is for Jon

meme deemed said...

Wow!
Shocking!
Significant others being unfaithful and f*cking in Celebrity circles
Lana Lana Lana! Welcome to Hollywood!

I just can't (my guts hurting from laughing)

Yoj said...

@Seven of Eleven
@Lady Heisenberg
Well, now you're just teasing me. If you're not going to move here, be my friends and hold my hands while we skip through meadows...

BeckyMae said...

Oh I just cannot live in a world where Llama del Meh is considered A list....she bores me to sleep....

RowdyRodimus said...

Jon, just show her SNL "performance" over and over. The bitch made Ashley Simpson's SNL appearance seem like a reunion of the Beatles. That'll make sure Lana Del Meh never happens (as if she ever "happened" in the first place no matter what certain people want to say. Her albums sold to the same hipsters that made OK GO a thing for about half a minute before they found a keg of expired Pabst and a case of 80's venetian blind sunglasses and lost interest.)

alb said...

YES!!!! I saw the SNL "performance" and was like "the fuck is this?". And, no where near A list. C list for sure.

derek harvey said...

you guys are nuts! music is just personal taste but she does have talent---the SNL performance was one of her first ever and even she agrees it was not great but she has improved A LOT. If you don't appreciate alternative music in the vein of say The Velvet Underground then ya she is not for you---too each is own I guess...BUT she is definite A list whether you like her or not

BeckyMae said...

Lou Reed just rolled in his grave ;)

derek harvey said...


Lana Del Rey has revealed that she planned to work with Lou Reed on her second album 'Ultraviolence'.

The singer has said that the new album song 'Brooklyn Baby' had been written with the late Velvet Underground frontman in mind and she had flown over to New York from her home in Los Angeles to meet him last year. "I took the red eye, touched down at 7am… and two minutes later he died," she told The Guardian. Reed passed away on October 27, 2013. He was 71.

Read more at http://www.nme.com/news/lana-del-rey/77874#Z1b44yTwqbDbGr0f.99


YOU JUST BE QUIET BECKYMAE! LOL
; )
XO

ichabod absolom said...

why is she A list
why is she in the news a lot lately
why is she on Rolling Stone

BeckyMae said...

OMG Derek....Lana del Meh KILLED Lou???

I'm not surprised....her mediocrity knows no bounds...lol

BeckyMae said...

Let's only speak of beautiful things we agree on Derek...such as the hotness of Hutchence...

MH smiles

skippy said...

Popsicles are ice lollies lady h

skippy said...

Becky nice one ,I like it.
Hutchence was hot. I was lucky to have been a child of the 80's, I saw him many times. The small venues were great. Not many of them (small venues) because they became huge very quickly. Open air concerts were fab too.
Kylie must have been a very satisfied woman !

skippy said...

Also didn't Paula rave about him?
Bit of a kick in the teeth for Sir Bob!

Sherry said...

Wait a second Derek. Lana Del Meh "wrote" an album with Lou Reed in mind but was Lou aware of this? And let me understand this. She somehow got to play SNL before she's really matured enough as a performer to be decent? Huh, how'd she get that gig? Lame you ask me.

Snautrag said...

Hutchence was hot. But so tiny. Put him in your pocket tiny.