Monday, August 11, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

May 6, 2014

This A+ list director/sometime actor spent the lunch hour in his trailer yesterday with a stripper. Apparently he didn't say anything other than the word dance when she came in and thanks when she left an hour later. He never even touched her and had her dance several feet away from him. She thinks he might have fallen asleep at some point.

Clint Eastwood

28 comments:

MISCH said...

Men…..

sugarbread maker said...

easy money girl.. dirty old dog clint

The Real Dragon said...

Lmao. I'll dance for him. How much money we talking about? He's like a easy client

Lady Heisenberg said...

VICTORY for SEVEN!!!

WritergirlinLa said...

Men are simple. Weird but simple. Now I have the word "dance" in my head ala Dirty Harry.

AKM said...

Yeah, so what? Snore (much as he did)...

Of course, if she danced and spun around on a chair, he actually had a live person IN the chair to whom to speak, so that's nice for him.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Maybe when he scheduled the appointment , he WAS in the mood. He's 70 odd years old, he probably needed a snack to raise his blood pressure, lol.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Dragon!!!!

Zoe Cialite said...

Clint's 84.

fancyscreenname said...

((crickets))

sugarbread maker said...

She should have laid out some cheese and crackers and a juice box first!!

sandybrook said...

Makes me wonder how much the wifey got in the later years of the marriage? Probably very little

Nipple said...

Am i the only one here who thinks the stripper wasnt any good and clint was just being polite?

snookiemonster said...

My first thought too!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Heh heh, sugearbread. Just No prunes!

The Real Dragon said...

@Steam <3

Frufra said...

@Writergirl - more profound words have never been written - men are indeed simple. Having a hubby and two boy children has taught me that they're all the same from birth to 43 (at least - that's how old Mr. F is). Don't overthink the complexities of the male mind :-).

The Real Dragon said...

This is when my waffles come in handy

Amartel said...

"Men are simple." Or maybe women are unnecessarily complicated.
Kind of a perspective thing.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Dennis Hopper would do the same thing. Just sit and stare. Except with him it would always be two strippers. Double the fun!

mistang said...

Maybe it's just his way to relax. He still enjoys the female form, but doesn't want to deal with the potential messiness of sleeping around.

hothotheat said...

Old folks need their naps.

I still love Clint, though.

Count Jerkula said...

Damn Clint. Couldn't pop a pill and bone that whore?

Yoj said...

@Count
It's devastating when our childhood idols let us down isn't it, Count?

Cheryl said...

I'm picturing him in a hat and serape, chewing on a cigar saying, "DANCE!" as he shoots at her feet.

auntliddy said...

Easy dough for her.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

He was faithful to his girlfriend. He just wanted to enjoy his eyes without cheating (rooster related cheating, sight cheating is not real cheating).

He is truly a hero.

Nipple said...

If her dance put him to sleep, she's not worth the bone.