Monday, August 04, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 17, 2014

#1 - This A+ list mostly movie actor got quietly drunk at dinner last night as his much younger girlfriend talked about her modeling career. Our actor fell on one trip to the bathroom and on the way back sat at a booth with some tourists where he proceeded to drink some wine straight from their bottle. He did buy their dinner though.

Bradley Cooper

45 comments:

derek harvey said...

I just don't see how Suki is a model----with that hair?

D Brown said...

Listening to a model all night would certainly drive me to drink!

Dena said...

I would love to have a drunk A-lister join my dinner & pick up the tab - what a fun story to tell!

Jessi said...

Sounds like a fun night had by all!

Paint Chips said...

Hilarious!

Shelly Shell said...

Suki's another that wouldn't be where she is without her plastic surgeon daddy, & the famous actor "boyfriend". She's very unfortunate looking.

figgy said...

You mean there is a model who is not a scintillating conversationalist?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Did Suki even notice he was missing or was she still babbling on about the inner thigh gap and that Betch Kendall Jenner.

Ray Nicolet said...

This gives me the sads, BCoop was supposedly sober.

QueenAnne Guido said...

If he gets drunk enough he might be able to convince himself he's not gay.

He's one hot wreck of a closet case. Maybe he and Sean Avery could be not gay together and do some not at all gay things.

MISCH said...

It's hard keeping up an act in your personal life

QueenAnne Guido said...

Meanie, like you I come here for the snark.....

sandybrook said...

Maybe he should look into Mensa for his next beard.

Violet said...

It would be a great story Dena. Better than the one that I tell about bumping in to Mavis from Coronation Street at Manchester airport that's for sure.

haydnhorse said...

Stop drinking the extra strong Chiltern Firehouse wine!

plokzy said...

Don't get all the hate, I think Sooki's a total babe. I mean, it's not like she look like Carla delevigne or anything...

Shelly Shell said...

Betting she didn't even notice that he was getting hamered or when he went to the bathroom.

haydnhorse said...

@Violet.Mavis= A++++ list.

All Lace no Leather said...

He needs to get his story straight. He denied hookup "rumors" about Jen Lawrence, but then hires a beard even younger.

Queen- I like the Sean Avery idea!

Violet said...

Forever Haydn.

All Lace no Leather said...

I meant his denial of being with Jen was that she was too young.

hatton713 said...

Oh Bradley....

Jessica Larson said...

I think there is a different standard when it comes to brit models or if they have a famous last name. Suki wouldn't get to far in NYC.

Connie Courtney said...

He's gross, and his acting frankly sucks.

rll said...

Aw she was so cute

Lady Heisenberg said...

Freya FTW!!!!!

fancyscreenname said...

...as he should. no telling whats in that backwash.

seriously that was kinda nice and borderline rude.

rajahcat said...

I might like this side of Bradley

it would be hilarious if he sat down with you and just starting drinking

hahahaha

Sherry said...

I think it would be funny too, to have a celeb sit at your table unawares they aren't at their own. Hey, better than having them wake up in a strangers bed!

Suki's "modeling" career seems very thin (no pun intended). Acting career as well. I have more credits than her fer chissakes!

And some of the plainest girls make the best models. They're basically just coat hangers for the designers clothes and blank canvasses for make-up.

One site has her listed as 5'8" and her Wiki says she's 5'9"

Yoj said...

He reminds me of Ben Affleck. They're their own worst enemies.

Count Jerkula said...

@B-Coop: Weed makes the yapping just as tolerable as booze does, but it doesn't give you a hangover or whiskey dick.

Scarlett Drawl said...

So much for that sobriety.

Basil said...

Other than the "falling off the wagon" thing, how cool would it be to be sitting at dinner and out of nowhere BCoop sits down and hangs out! I'd be asking him for some scoops.

auntliddy said...

Reminds me once at resturant with two other couples, drunk guy came to our table and sang Nat Cole catalog. When i laughed he shot me the evil eye. No one, esp mgr, did anything. He wasnt a bad singer but this was early 70's. We were eating before a play. And we were all stoned. Huge buzz kill, as nat king cole i dont think is anyones go to for head music. Finally he stopped and said pretty good, eh? We went oh yeah, yadda one if the couple we were with ended up divorced. The other were heavy into dealing i think, even tho they looked as dangerous as baby chickens their house burnt down, and they were found murdered. He was shot, she was stabbed. Never solved. Ok, thats my stream of conscious about drunks crashing your table, lol

Jessi said...

Zoinks that went down a weird rabbit hole Libby - Did NOT see that one coming. That's horrible about your friends, but my sick sense of humor and the way you wrote this made me chuckle. Don't hate me.

teresa crane said...

I've seen Suki in person up close

She's beat

auntliddy said...

Jess, no hate. It was weird funny time. What was idk funnier or sadder were the couples family members swearingvup and down this couple had never done drugs. Umm, they chains smoked joints and whatever else they did, idk.

meme deemed said...

Blooper!

Butt (yes it's spelled correctly) it's The Suli-Monster! His tweenster model wannabe! The one he reads books to in the park ('cause she hasn't learned how to read as of yet). It's his ideal "woman-masculine-child" - ego-centric-bimbo-fame whore - all in one! The One and only Suki-Monster whose rage issues = knifing Blooper's personal property (see his luggage issues).

Hey! Hey! Bloop! You wanted "young" right? Except this generation are expert cons -- its all about the money and the fame.

(psst Bloop! Maybe it's time you moved onto to folks your own age?)

Jessie said...

I do not understand the Suki Waterhouse thing. I get that models aren't always attractive but she is so boring and looks like plenty of other girls. There's nothing interesting about her look.

NaughtyNurse said...

Ha! This is funny!!

All Lace no Leather said...

Aunt Liddy thx for sharing. I enjoyed your story.

Bitca said...

Ergo, Aunt Liddy would be infinitely more fun & interesting to hang with than BCooper or young Suki.

Still smh that boring Guy-friend from "Alias" became a big-deal movie star. The show would've crashed & burned if Abrams hadn't cast so many strong actors in the grown-up roles (V Garber's the one who should have gotten a Globe. His performance was impeccable, even in the silliest seasons).

MinPinGirl said...

The couple whose dinner he crashed should have roofied his drink and taken him on a Hangover part 4 rampage of the city. Seriously though: His girlfriend sounds like a snooze. He needs to date someone fun. Aren't there any cute fun fag hags out there? I could see him and Lisa Schumer as a fun couple tearing it up. Ditch the dull model Bradley.

Sandy said...

Run away from the pain, Bradley! As long as you deny who you really are, the alcohol abuse will only get worse. Try to figure out something like Renner's or Jackman's solutions, or be a man about it and go the way of Zachary Quinto and NPH.

Yoj said...

@Bitca
Have you read the gossip about Cooper and Garber?