Friday, August 29, 2014

Brandi Brandt Sentenced To Six Years In Jail

Brandi Brandt used to be on top of the world. OK, well as much as you can be on top of the world if you are a Playboy Playmate and have to ride the Hef train every night. She was a centerfold and once was married to Nikki Sixx. He has been married to everyone. Anyway, back in 2007 Brandi and some of her associates smuggled drugs into Australia by hiding them on airplanes and then cleaners would pick them up. Last year Brandi was extradited to Australia and today in Australia was sentenced to six years in jail for her part in the drug ring. If she had done the crime in LA that would mean she would probably serve a week. Instead, she committed the crime in Australia and will be lucky to get out in about three years. 

16 comments:

All Lace no Leather said...

Never heard of her. Why doesn't Lilo commit crimes in Australia?

Kat has left the building said...

I hate to think of what happens to Playmates in prison

All Lace no Leather said...

@Kat, that sounds like a good porno movie title - "Playmates in Prison". Maybe Count can elaborate on the storyline.

discoflux said...

Making you diametrically opposed to the Count, Kat.

Juniper Girl said...

LOL @ Nikki Six "He has been married to everyone."

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Those Bolt Ons are a crime.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

"Playmates in Prison." I think Tarantino just got the idea for his next screenplay.

Sherry said...

I agree..Why can't Lindsay commit crimes there. Then we'd finally be shed of her and she might actually have a chance to get better. Oh who cares anymore. Her acting sucks these days.

MinPinGirl said...

Don't drop the soap!

skippy said...

Come on Aussies!!

Yoj said...

*snort* 'Women of Wall Street' ?!?!

Yoj said...

*snort* 'Women of Wall Street' ?!?!

Count Jerkula said...

@Kat: What is going to happen to this one in prison? Likely a big burly Rosie is going to make her a sex slave. Maybe trade her to other inmates for cigarettes and pudding packs. Let the guards use her like fuck meat in exchange for smuggling in cell phones.


I saw this story posted elsewhere along w/ some of her P-Boy pics. I miss tan lines in porn.

skippy said...

Anyone ever seen Prisoner, Cell block H ?

Bee Haven said...

Skippy : I do know the theme song from re-runs

Unknown said...

Good.