Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Today's Blind Items - Not His Baby

He doesn't know that he is not the one who got his wife pregnant. Sure, they never really had much sex before she got pregnant, and yes, she always made him wear condoms, and the reason is simple. His wife, an A list mostly movie actress is pregnant, but she used the sperm of her last boyfriend. She really wanted to marry him and have his babies and thought she could be one of the biggest stars in the world, especially if they were a couple. Our actress has a little stalker in her and a little crazy and when you combine that with her drinking issues, she is a piece of work. The previous boyfriend is an actor and has no idea that our actress managed to save some of his sperm. This was something she planned the entire time they were dating just in case he did leave her or if he stayed, if he didn't want a baby. The husband doesn't look dramatically different from the actor but he is going to be in for a world of shock if the couple ever get divorced and he tries to get child support from the actress. 

107 comments:

Tricia S said...

Zoe/cooper

MontanaMarriott said...

Mila K?

sandybrook said...

If only Mila and Asston were married :(

sandybrook said...

They aren't right?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Zoe

MontanaMarriott said...

OOOpsie didn't see that part. Wow had no idea about Zoe S. I really like the chick

JP p said...

Gwenneth and brad popped in my mind immediately, even tho its not them

Tricia S said...

And Italian hubby

Lady Heisenberg said...

Only other pregos I can think of are Ali Larter and Amanda Peete and I don't think either is A list. SALDANA IS

Sarah said...

Yeah but Ashton has more money than Mila, right?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Milla Jovovich is pregnant...

FrenchGirl said...

Zoe saldana and cooper

Kno Won Uno said...

Pregnant married A list actress, with a not that long gone ex. Hmm...

sandybrook said...

Good job Tricia!

FrenchGirl said...

But in my opinion,Zoe's husband is very different of Cooper physically

LottaColada said...

This blind implies that the baby doesn't look like him. Zoe's baby is still in the womb, right?

Sarah said...

Zoe has to be a little crazy, she rebounded and married that guy so fast. There were photos of her really going off on him on a city street, like full ugly mad face and all.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Ashton and Mila not married yet.

Dang TriciaS, as usual, great guess!!
And Mannnnn, Zie needs a boyfriend too, with that artsy/sessy hubby? Sigh

So then B Coop is bi?

Haywood Jablomee said...

I thought I cleared this up near the bottom of the Norman Reedus comments. Not mine!

Kno Won Uno said...

I'll sign on with the Saldana guess. She has a dash of crazy, in my opinion.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@lotta: says IS pregnant. Otherwise this could be anyone!!! The horror!

shakey said...

Aww, I was hoping for Julia Roberts until I read the husband isn't dramatically different from the boyfriend.

Give us a BI about Julia, Ent. Something super juicy. It will make up for her appearance last night.

Tricia S said...

Thx @sandy..:)

Kno Won Uno said...

@Lotta - the blind says the husband doesn't look much different from the ex, which would mean the baby will look enough like him that it won't be a big deal, visually.

Sunshine said...

Stacy Keibler and George.

FrenchGirl said...

@Sincerely your friend
Yes,now for Enty,Cooper is bi

All Lace no Leather said...

If she puts the husband on the birth certificate and he raises the child as his own, he has every right to child support if they divorce.

LottaColada said...

@Kno, ahhh I read it wrong. That said, I agree with all that it's Zoe.

FrenchGirl said...

@Sunshine
In what world is Keibler A list movie actress? ˚_˚‖

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Ashton is loaded, more money than Milla for sure.

I think B Coop and Italian artist are kinda same coloring and height. (They don't seem like the same type tho. B Coop prob rather be with him than Zoe)

SusieQ said...

Stacy K and George Clooney

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

L O L

rolotomassi said...

I am CONVINCED that Eva Mendes did this with a turkey baster w/Ryan Gosling faw sure!!

Jessi said...

How do you manage to save someones sperm without them knowing?! Then where do you keep it? So many questions.

MISCH said...

I though Zoe used a sperm bank…

Haywood Jablomee said...

Chelsea Clinton and Harry Knuckles, who's been missing even longer than Lotta.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

But Stacy K isn't even A List Hooker, she's definitely not A List movie actress.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I agree @rolo. But they ain't married, so can't be them. Unless Enty fucked this up

SkittleKitty said...

Another option might be Scarlett, but I can't think of any actors she's dated and I don't believe they've married...

Lady Heisenberg said...

And Zoe definitely strikes me as cooky. In top of the boozy blinds, THIS interview particularly stands out...

VeronicaCostello said...

Apparently, and I'm not sure how this works, but if they had sex using condoms as birth control and he leaves it at her house, the contents may be used for insemination.

Sarah said...

Freeze the used condoms? Throw that shit right next to the Ben & Jerry's and Tombstone pizzas

msgirl said...

Zoe has a drinking problem and stalkerish? I'm stumped. I guess she's the closest.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Oh had forgotten about Eva M. She sure could be stalkerish! But she's not married and Enty doesn't call her A list. (@ rolotomassi, I know u were just commenting on her and not actually guessing for this bl. I was just justifying why she doesn't work for this bl.)

@jessi. Good sperm questions. I wonder too. They say it's possible but I just don't see it. I'd think the swimmers need to avoid air and light and waste baskets.

msgirl said...

I too wondered how she saved the sperm and your solutions are hysterical In the freezer with the ice cream!

SusieQ said...

I saw this after I posted and thought damn it how did I manage to post using my daughters nickname? Seriously thru me for a loop for about 10 minutes then I realized I didnt put her last name and scrolled down further and saw my post. I do need more coffee this morning, lots more

Topper Madison said...

@Jessi My thoughts exactly. My other thoughts are that Zoe is B-list, period. She's never opened a hit movie on her own.

Sarah said...

Lol. She's been trying to give interesting interviews for a while, but she's still the most boring crazy person.
She made one interview about being such a lady, then did one talking about what a "thug" she is.

Sarah said...

I read snippets of Zoe's recent interviews and there seems to be a lot of shade thrown at Bradley. I don't recall much in the way of quotes about marital bliss, but there are some dispersions being cast at the ex for sure.

VeronicaCostello said...

Here is one case we discussed:

http://touch.uptownmagazine.com/uptown/#!/entry/woman-used-sperm-from-oral-sex-to-get-pregnant-gets,52f11dfa025312186cc8b8b4/1

crila16 said...

I thought B-Coop was into men, and Zoe was into women. I just don't know anymore. My head hurts.

rolotomassi said...

Exactly @Sincerely- I know that this is Zoe/Cooper & I was just typing aloud since we were on the subject of sperm saving stalkers

crila16 said...

...wait...is Zoe an A lister? I don't recall her being able to carry a movie on her own, not like Reese, Julia or Cameron Diaz were able to. I would think she's more of a B lister. No one is rushing out to see the next Zoe movie.

Dolphy said...

Wait, wasn't there a BI that alluded to Zoe's Italian dude having some kind of STD? Maybe that is why they use condoms...

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Yep, Eva certainly fits that bill; Sperm Saving Stalker. And drunk works too.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Funny how we all refer to Zoe's hubby. "Italian dude". Lol. I bet he has a name, but if I look it up we prob still won't use it.

Kat has left the building said...

Eva is crazy I could totally see her doing this!! And Enty has been just plain wrong in a few reveals lately with the clues. But all of the guesses are good. Even if its Stacy K and George Clooney! Wow that would be huge!

AKM said...

I thought Enty's given us several BI reveals about Coop and women. (And being pretty crappy to them...wasn't he abusive to Jen E?!) I'm off the gay and/or bi train regarding him, I think.

Tina Mallette said...

So I take it you have to freeze that sperm pronto if it's going to be any good later?

Jasmine said...

I thought about Eva Mendes too but she's not married to Gosling so it can't be her.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Thanks Veronica! Maybe Zoe learned this trick from Ray Donovan?! Hide the spooge!

wwax said...

What are the logistics of just saving someones sperm? Here hun here's a plastic cup, would you mind making a deposit for no particular reason? I mean do you just scrap it up off the floor, wring out the little black dress? How does that work?

Jessie said...

Ashton and Mila actually seem happy together.

Zoe is a great guess. Wonder how she stored BCoop's sperm.

maxxy said...
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maxxy said...

Talk about being utterly deceitful, sneaky, manipulative to an extreme, and a total creeper.
Her poor hubby, baby, and ex. I really don't want to believe this is about Zoe..

MISCH said...

Isn't the name on the birth certificate the one that matters…I'm not a lawyer so I'm confused

Renoblondee said...

I don't want to believe it about anyone.

maxxy said...

+1

All Lace no Leather said...

Doesn't sperm need to be stored properly to be used at a later date?

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meme deemed said...

Don't agree with any of you.

There's no way - Zoe, Eva or Stacey are "A" list.

Mila's not married.


C'mon ppl! Think "broad"er!

Who's "A" list, married, preggers and has a recent ex-bf?

Seven of Eleven said...

Fun fact: salacity is a word.

Tae Scott said...

@meme deemed enty used a list to throw people off. It's clear he talking about Zoe because she the only mostly movie actress (regardless of list) that's currently pregnant and married who last boyfriend was an actor.

Kara said...

Well, it kind of doesn't matter. They are married. Since it doesn't say foreign born, chances are they live in California. He's the putative father. The fact that he's not bio dad only matters depending on length of relationship and age of child at any potential future divorce/custody/child support proceedings.

US Supreme Court case law on this issue.

auntliddy said...

You cant keep sperm alive outside the bidy and keep it viable. No way.

B. Profane said...

Kara's got it. In CA, the hubby becomes the permanent legal father of any children born in wedlock two years after the birth. The hubby could get CS from her, but that's also the deadline for the mom getting CS from the bio. dad. If someone is crazy enough to do this, she'd know about the two-year deadline.

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

Lotta the blind implies that the two men look alike so there's a chance the baby could pass as the husband's child even if it's not.

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

So, here's the weird thing. I saw a story once about a guy who was married, they had a child which he thought was his biological child, got divorced, he had been paying child support for years. He remarries, eventually new wife meets both old wife and kid, and new wife figures something out. Both he and old wife have blue eyes but the kid has brown eyes.

Basically, not possible. I mean in VERY rare cases, it's possible, but if you see two blue-eyed parents with a brown-eyed child either that child is adopted or mommy cheated.

So, he gets the DNA test done, it's not his kid, he sues to terminate child support, and guess what.

He's on the hook until the kid is 18 because he's the legal father - name on birth certificate, married at time of birth.

No law says you can go after the biological father or sue the mother for fraud.

It's all about the "welfare of the child" which trumps this guy's rights.

SMH.

PJ said...

Yup. She was my immediate thought too. But then, it should be intersting to see who this is actually about if Enty ever reveals it because he has long maintained that Cooper is a SERIOUS closet case and that Zoe was never anything more than another unfortunate beard...

PJ said...

Besides, by law, the legal "father" is whatever man signs the birth certificate. Toss into that actually being the one who RAISES said child as he was completely deceived about paternity and...whoever this actress is (if it's true) is in for a whole WORLD of serious legal and financial trouble on all fronts if the truth is ever revealed. And if biological baby daddy catches on, demands a test and is able to prove that a child was conceived against his will using his uh, material, months or years after his last physical contact with the mother??? Girlfriend would be facing jail time and very rightly so. Jesus in Heaven what is wrong with people?!?

teresa crane said...

I don't think Zoe's husband looks anything like BC

I do believe that Eva is crazy enough to do this but she's not A list

I googled "actresses currently pregnant" and found a list of ladies expecting

Zoe really is the only one that works for this

BUT ScarJo was included within this list too - is she a drunk??

Seven of Eleven said...

Actually, @Prunella, it is entirely possible for two blue eyed parents to have a brown eyed child - it's all about alleles.

He's on the hook because he WAS the legal father. If mom cheated, that's one thing, but he was the child's father, even if name only, and presumably shared custody. "New wife" is apparently smarter than her new husband, and needed a DNA test to prove that he shouldn't have to pay for the "welfare of a child". Because taking care of the child who has called you Daddy her entire life is a terrible thing.

Yoj said...

At a 'smut soirée' Lainey Gossip confirmed that Bradley Cooper was the subject of 'He likes them big & buff' (May 7th 2014).
She may be very selective about who she exposes, but I've found her blind riddles to be reliable.
As to whether he's gay or bi, only he (and perhaps his therapist) can say.

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

@Seven, apparently you only skimmed my post as I SAID that it is possible for two blue eyed parents to have a brown-eyed child but it is EXTREMELY RARE.

New wife's instincts were correct.

I understand the public interest argument for having the "legal" father on the hook for 18 years of child support. I don't happen to agree with it.

At the time he found out he was not the biological father the child was under 2 years old. Not likely to be traumatized for life if he dropped out of the picture.

And what about the rights of the biological father, who likely doesn't even know he has a child?

And what about the rights of the child to know his biological father?

As for the biological mother facing jail time - I believe any legal action would be civil, not criminal.

B. Profane said...

'The legal "father" is whatever man signs the birth certificate.'

No, wrong. The father listed on the birth certificate is the putative legal father. That status can be challenged for two years after birth (in CA, think it's the same in most states). My name isn't on my son's birth certificate, but I am his legal father. BC is kind of irrelevant.

Please, people, I've had to spend tens of thousands of dollars wrangling over a paternity and CS suit. I know what I'm talking about.

BeckyMae said...

That was my thought exactly Jessi! Having just done a round of IVF myself I know how fresh they need those wriggles to be...ain't no way she is scraping it up off a sheet!

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

@B Profane, I'm curious about your story. Care to share?

Also, everyone should be aware that family law varies from state to state, and definitely from country to country. So what you post may be true in YOUR state but not in some other CDANer's state.

The saddest case I ever read about, and it also made me incredibly angry, was the case of a man whose girlfriend or wife decided to give up their baby for adoption. To the best of my recollection, they got pregnant together and were going to raise the child together but she changed her mind and didn't tell him.

I think this was in NY state. So she goes off, has the baby, disappears without warning within a day or two of the birth (with lots of help from family and some Utah-based adoption counselor) ... signs over the baby to this Utah guy and off the baby goes to Utah.

Now, it took the baby's father a while to figure out what had happened. I mean, he was on it from Day One but she wasn't making it easy for him.

Eventually he finds out that his baby has been taken to Utah.

Well, Utah has the most liberal adoption laws in the nation. It's practically a haven for adoption mills.

Turns out that by Utah law, he had a very short time period to appear in a Utah court and assert his paternal rights. I want to say 10 days. Maybe 30.

He didn't meet that deadline because it took him longer than that to track down his child.

So he was SOL.

He wasn't high income, but he got a lawyer, and he fought as hard as he could ... but the Utah courts (that are very cozy with the adoption mills) turned him down at every point.

If it can happen to a father who very much wanted his child from before its birth and never signed a document or gave up his legal rights ... we should all be VERY afraid.

I saw a news story on this a few years ago, am going from faulty memory on the details ... will try to find a link and post it here.

MoJo said...

Scarlette Johanson and Ryan Reynolds

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

This is not about that specific case but about the situation in Utah generally:

fathers sue Utah over adoption laws

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

Here's the story about the two blue-eyed people. They dumbed down the DNA talk for readers, obviously as @Seven pointed out, it's not that cut-and-dried:

father sues to terminate child support

MissInfo said...

Ooooohhh good guess!!!

Aeol said...

Isn't Zoe pregnant with twins? So no reference to kidS and not just 1 kid?

Clark St. said...

Not very likely. You can't freeze sperm in a home freezer. It has to go into liquid nitrogen immediately to be saved.
I seriously doubt the truthfulness of this blind!

Erin said...

Scarlet Johanson, and it's Sean Penn's. I'd certainly make him wear condoms!

audrey said...

How is being married to and Italian artist who's name none of us can even recall going to make her one of the biggest stars in the world?

Sea Hag said...

Some of you haven't been paying attention to "Guardians of the Galaxy" (audrey)
Also, I'm no fertility specialist, but I bet you could use sperm from a used condom to get pregnant if you are a fertile Myrtle and your timing is good. Wouldn't have to even freeze it if you were ovulating and he is a hit and run kind of guy.

B. Profane said...

My particular story isn't that interesting, but I did have reason to consider about confirming paternity via test since the pregnancy was so unlikely. But when our son went from being a baby (by which point he'd already bonded with me) to a toddler, he developed into a little Xerox of me at the same age, so I never bothered.

Paternity and family law laws do vary from state to state but not as much as they used to. The law is pretty much the same in all the high-population states so you can usually go by what the law is in California. Almost all celebrities legally reside in CA or NY anyway.

In the case you cite, the father probably could have gotten the adoption undone in a New York court. In CA, in a case like that, the mother has to swear that she doesn't know who the father is in order for the adoption to be finalized. Otherwise the father has to specifically renounce his parental rights. Doesn't matter what the UT law is, the law in the state in which the adoption happened is what matters and a fraudulent adoption could be undone.

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

@B. Profane, that father hired lawyers and couldn't get his kid back. The kid was taken to Utah and the mother surrendered her parental rights there. If you clicked through to the story I linked to, Utah law is INCREDIBLY anti-father. One line I read explained it. It's a very Mormon state, as you know, and apparently in Mormon culture if the parents break up, they think it is better for the child to be surrendered for adoption into a two-parent family than to be raised by a single parent. So they allow a woman to surrender a child unilaterally, the father doesn't have to sign the surrender papers or even be informed about the surrender, and the father has an incredibly short amount of time to contest before he loses all rights in the state. I read in one article that it's something like 24 hours to file a response in court, and there was actually a case in which the child was born on a weekend and the courts weren't even open, so the father went down on Monday to file his objection and was told he was SOL because the 24 hours had expired. That's how bad it is in Utah.

And, whatever the circumstances of the case I cited, Utah law is what controlled. Even if the mother deceived the father and moved the child from the birth state to Utah.

It's fucked. But apparently it's how the law works. So if you want to screw your partner out of his legal right to his own child ... just give birth in Utah or get yourself to Utah ASAP after the birth.

KSierra said...

Re: "whichever man signs the birth certificate is the legal father"...I have 4 kids. 2 born in CA, 2 born in NV. there was never a paternity question in any birth, and I was/am always married. But, each time, I WAS the one filling out the birth certificate info, and the ONLY parental signature on each of my 4 childrens' birth certificates, was MINE. It was the very same process in both states, in all 4 births. Just fyi!

KSierra said...

I'm the mom & female, btw! :)

MinPinGirl said...

I know she's not an actress but it would be funny if it was Stacy Kiebler and Cloony.

Amelia Merritt said...

+1

Mrs Wooblet said...

Reese/Jake/Jim?

kelly said...

whoa @mrs Wooblet someone should congratulate you on a late but great guess!

Mrs Wooblet said...

Cheers @Kelly - first chance I'd had all day to skive off work and come on here!

Bee Haven said...

This scenario may be slightly plausible IF, prior to separating, the ex had some of his baby batter stored at a sperm bank, the relationship's ended, and she's used it (most likely without his consent, as legally it is still his 'property').

KVR said...

Scarlett Johanssen/ Sean Penn